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Subject: CURE ANYTHING!!!!!

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Wisker Fuzzypaws

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Date Posted: 23:14:21 04/07/04 Wed

This remedie is only for mice and moles. If you're sick with a rare desease that could be fatal or if you just have a common cold, use this potion. If you notice that some of the ingrediants are rare and hard to find, don't feel down on your luck, they are located at your nearest infirmary:
6 Flowers of Icetor
8 feathers of hawk
140 almonds

mix with Sister Cicely's Warm Nettle Soup, then, add your favorite beverage. Boil this for three hours. If done correcty, the remedie should have you feeling right as rain in notime!

WARNING
Side effects may occur. They include headaches, drowziness, and temporarily turning into an orange weasle with a large, green, and yellow nose.

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