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Subject: my cure bloodwrath

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Goober Goodshot

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Date Posted: 15:33:30 04/09/04 Fri

If you've got bloodwrath but you're that kind of not into killing anything but a pesky fly kinda guy, you take
3 drops of blood red food coloring
2 cups of meadowcream
1 balloon
1 pillow case

mix the food coloring and meadowcream together and draw a face on your pillow. Fill up the balloon with your red meadowcream (which shouldn't be too red. Put the balloon in the pillow case. Take a thick stick and give the pillow a good beating. It should look like you're killing someone. And tada, your bloodwrath is cured.
P.S. If you like meadowcream, you can eat some out of the 'sploded balloon!

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