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Subject: lotsa cures 505ccs please

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Florien Scoffface Whipscut, Naughty Knot

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Date Posted: 16:54:25 04/19/04 Mon

Cures

1. Cure for not being ticklish: take two strawberries and grind them in to paste along with a pinch of sugar and flour. Then apply paste to areas, which you no longer wish to be ticklish. Let it stay overnight. Then when an elder runs up to you and tries to tickle you they won�t feel anything

2. Cure to BE ticklish: Now every dibbun knows that being tickled is pure torture but we keep it secret that we don�t even know; that is that we like being tickled. Now stand on your head for 24 hours with chocolate covered broccoli stuck in your nose. Then you are cured!

3. Cure of to like nettle broth: the key to liking nettle broth (yuck) is to drink lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of nettle broth and by the time your done drinking it (if your not dead) you will like nettle broth, but then again, who would want to like nettle broth.

4. Cure to being a naughty dibbuns: you don�t want to become a good dibbuns so there is not cure

5. A cure to become muddy: go off and roll in some mud then live in the mud until it dries up. When that happens crawl out and mud and the mud should be so soaked into your fur that it will be impossible to clean again.

6. A cure to be naughty: Dibbuns are naturally naughty so you can�t get anymore naughty

7. A cure for Bloodwrath: take exactly 27 blue flowers (no more no less) and get the juice from it. Then when Bloodwrath comes pour the juice in your eyes and presto your eyes will turn blue and if your eyes are blue then you can�t have the blood red eyes of Bloodwrath. It does work that way right?

8. A cure to get rid of antlers: Dibbuns don�t have antlers so you don�t need to get rid of any

9. A cure of how to shorten your #1: take one quart of blueberry juice and soak your tail in it until it is stained. Then suck all the blueberry juice off your tail and it will be shorter.
10. A cure of how to shorten your tail #2: get your tail stuck in a door and run as hard as you can
11. A cure of how to shorten your tail #3: Sleepwalk to the Great Hall around midnight (there may be some other sleepwalker there getting some stupid unimportant message from MTW). Then lighting will flash and thunder w ill roar and the sword of MTW will fly down and cut your tail.
12. A cure of how to shorten your tail #4: Inject your tail with a poison then it will have to be amputated.
13. A cure of how to shorten your tail #5: Yell and scream and threaten it in a dangerous way until it shrinks
14. A cure of how to shorten your tail #6 Gnaw on it
15. A cure of how to shorten your tail #7 Cut it
16. A cure of how to shorten your tail #8 fart waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much
17. A cure of how to shorten your tail #9 overwork (exercise) it
18. A cure of how to shorten your tail #10 nibble on it when you�re nervous
19. A cure of how to shorten your tail #11 get a fat person to sit on it
20. A cure of how to shorten your tail #12 get Ma Mellus mad at you
21. A cure of how to shorten your tail #13 Down go to sleep so Ma Mellus will skelp it
22. A cure of how to shorten your tail #14 blow your nose on it
23. A cure of how to shorten your tail #15 get a person with bad breath to blow on it
24. A cure of how to shorten your tail #16 get a high voice mousemaid to scream
25. A cure of how to shorten your tail #17 scratch a blackboard
26. A cure of how to shorten your tail #18 rub slimy forest goo on it
27. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #1 love an cuddle it until it starts to get bigger
28. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #2 compliment it until its ego gets so large that it starts to grow
29. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #3 take lessons from Cluny the Scourge of how to give your tail the ultimate workout
30. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #4: take MTW�s sword and swing it around using your tail.
31. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #5 stop farting as much
32. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #6 stop farting altogether
33. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #7 tell it to
34. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #8 Have MTW talk to it and then its ego will get so huge that it will really swell.
35. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #9 take up break dancing and use your tail to spin you
36. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #10 dance to awesome music
37. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #11 have a pretty mousemaid kiss it
38. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #12 have Ma Mellus grab it at each end and stretch it
39. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #13 stop cleaning and all the muck on it will make it look bigger
40. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #14 hang from your tail for 24 hours and it will be very stretched making it huge.
41. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #15 threaten it
42. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #16 force it to absorb lots of water
43. A cure of how to enlarge your tail #17 slam it repeatedly in a door making it swell
44. A cure for warts #1 bite it off
45. A cure for warts #2 grind it off
46. A cure for warts #3 yell at it
47. A cure for warts #4 soak it in water at midnight on Friday the thirteenth
48. A cure for warts #5 have a person with bad breath on it
49. A cure for warts #6 slam it in a door
50. A cure for warts #7 soak it in nettle broth
51. A cure for warts #8 stick broccoli in your ears and balance a pencil vertically on your nose then light the tip of the pencil on fire
52. A cure for warts #9 walk on it
53. A cure for warts #10 hammer it
54. A cure for warts #11 walk of quietly and spank it
55. A cure for warts #12 At midnight walk to the pond say ethimerthi scanema and a grayling will come up and bite it off
56. A cure for warts #13 sleepwalk to the Great Hall and have MTW�s spirit cut it off
57. A cure for warts #14 have the infirmary keeper boil it off
58. A cure for warts #15 nibble on it
59. A cure for warts #16 stare at it
60. A cure for warts #17 amputate the body part that has it on
61. A cure for warts #18 carelessly play with fire (FUN!)
62. A cure for warts #19 ignore it
63. A cure for warts #20 pick your nose with it
64. A cure for warts #21 turn up the volume so much that it vibrates off
65. A cure for warts #22 jam it in a print it
66. A cure for warts #23 sunburn it
67. A cure for warts #24 have the gatekeeper close the gate on it
68. A cure for warts #25 curse at it (though I doubt any dibbuns know any curses)
69. A cure for warts #26 rip it off and use it as fishing bait
70. A cure for warts #27 wait for it to heal
71. A cure for boredom #1 do something
72. A cure for boredom #2 attack Ma Mellus with spitballs
73. A cure for boredom #3 run around in circles until you throw up
74. A cure for boredom #4 do something crazy
75. A cure for boredom #5 go swimming
76. A cure for boredom #6 eat
77. A cure for boredom #7 do something that involves meadowcream pies and angry elders
78. A cure for boredom #8 challenge a hare to a race around mossflower
79. A cure for boredom #9 cheat
80. A cure for boredom #10 hit yourself silly
81. A cure for boredom #11 listen to music so loud you go deaf then you�ll be so busy learning to hear again that you can�t get bored
82. A cure for boredom #12 walk into a wall
83. A cure for boredom #13 raid the kitchens
84. A cure for boredom #14 have a spaz
85. A cure for boredom #15 get Bloodwrath
86. A cure for boredom #16 go out your eyes cross-eyed until they stay like that
87. A cure for boredom #17 save mossflower and Redwall
88. A cure for boredom #18 become the ruler of Salamandastron
89. A cure for boredom #19 right a ton of cures
90. A cure for boredom #20 think of ccs
91. A cure for boredom #21 drool
92. A cure for boredom #22 mess up the gate house
93. A cure for boredom #23 roll in mud
94. A cure for boredom #25 bungee jump off the roof of the Abby
95. A cure for boredom #26 commit suicide and in the process try to stop
96. A cure for boredom #27 be nice to the elders and right as they start to trust your WHAM get �em with a load of honey and feathers
97. A cure for boredom #28 write a horror story of zombie squirrels then dress up as a zombie squirrel and scare the wits out of someone.
98. A cure for boredom #29 sing �the song that never ends� until the elders go insane
99. A cure for boredom #30 try to fly
100.A cure for boredom #31 think of the 500ccs that I�m gonna get from these 100 cure, that is not including the other ones I�m gonna make
100. A cure of pain #1 wait for it to go away
101. A cure of pain #2 tell it that its annoying and that it should go away.

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