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Subject: How to cure a few things!

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Cyprus Bushtail, UB

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Date Posted: 21:48:42 05/08/04 Sat

How to cure the hiccups:

Plug your ears and nostrils and drink as much water as you can.

If your buddy has the hiccups then here's what you do...
Put them in a dark room and hide behind a chair or something. When they least expect it, jump out a scare them! It should scare their hiccups away!

How to cure overeating at a feast.

When you've eaten too much salad, cheese, oat farls, and all the "healthy stuff" just mention dessert! That should make them as hungry as a starving hare! (No offense to anyone!)

How to cure the Gloomies on a rainy day:

All you have to do is ask an Elder whether you can go outside. They will say no (of course.) Then, you go outside anyway. It should make the rain seem a lot better since you're disobeying an Elder!

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