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Subject: The cure for parents


Author:
Oakseed from Wicked Wastrels
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Date Posted: 04:09:12 06/18/04 Fri

parents of dibbuns
no matter how old
have a cure
that cant be sold

give them flowers and friuts
and gifts aplenty
give them hugs and love
then take a machete

chop up some mint
and some lavander too
mix with strawberry fizz
and make a potion anew

give it to your parents
who trust you now
and they will drink it
and sleep right now.

then go have fun
theres nothing to stop you
and they wont cut of tails
to put in their stew!

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