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In remembrance of Scooter Scott 1962-2007

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Breaking Rumor: Favre to the Jets or the Bucs (but not the Hawks). Pennington to the Vikings. (NT) -- uw, 16:58:19 07/25/08 Fri
- I'm hoping that he stays in Green Bay........ -- BR, 18:01:52 07/25/08 Fri
  - The Packers don't want him, is what WFAN heard from Mortenson. (NT) -- uw, 19:02:48 07/25/08 Fri
    - I know, Thompson has wanted him out for 2-3 years, but they may not have a choice. If they can't trade him, what do they do? (NT) -- BR, 20:50:24 07/25/08 Fri
      - Re: I am absolutely shocked that someone has not offered a #1 for him. (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 11:21:47 07/26/08 Sat
- Aqua and Orange, baby ! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 11:52:08 07/26/08 Sat

Today's Birthdays for July 25th include... -- Silent Sam, 11:33:38 07/25/08 Fri
- Correction: -- Silent Sam, 11:39:20 07/25/08 Fri
  - I am sure that correction made all the difference to him (NT) -- Mervin, 12:28:19 07/25/08 Fri
    - It makes a great deal of DIFFERENCE! (NT) -- scott, 22:33:45 07/25/08 Fri
- Are you still doing Walter Brennan? (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:35:34 07/25/08 Fri
  - Any time I think of Walter Brennan, it reminds me of the creepy bar owner in "Good Morning Vietnam" who was constantly on the lookout for naked Walter Brennan photos. (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:37:43 07/25/08 Fri

I've tried something new and exciting- I joined Facebook, but my kids wouldn't add me as a friend. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 11:26:16 07/25/08 Fri
- Children are a good judge of character. Besides, didn't you warn them about conversing with strange people on the internet (NT) -- Mervin (How embarrassing to list your parents as friends?), 12:20:06 07/25/08 Fri
- Sounds like a Rodney joke - "My wife won't have sex with me - she told me she likes me as a friend." (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:02:19 07/25/08 Fri
- Another Rodney joke: I said to my son "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." He said "So will you!" (NT) -- Ma Gump, 19:00:03 07/25/08 Fri

Mama Mia!! (NT) -- Speed, 10:42:29 07/25/08 Fri
- Oy Vey!! (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 11:20:18 07/25/08 Fri
- Reste wieder? -- uw, 13:00:02 07/25/08 Fri
- Take it easy, baby. 15's my limit on schnitzengruben. (NT) -- Owen, 15:09:51 07/25/08 Fri
- Wow! And I thought Abba made me sick before! (NT) -- Melnitz, 15:33:53 07/25/08 Fri
- Such memories of those two. (the two girls that is!) (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 19:07:14 07/25/08 Fri
  - Which 2 are the girls? (NT) -- Owen, 23:59:51 07/25/08 Fri

I just dug out my old satchel / briefcase from my last job that I haven't used since 2003. In there was a Slim Jim, still in the wrapper. I didn't dare open it, but it looks just like a brand new one. Preservatives rule! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 16:49:43 07/24/08 Thu
- I like beef bourguignon. You like beef jerky. (NT) -- Silent Sam, 17:03:53 07/24/08 Thu
- HONK! (NT) -- Brian, 17:46:35 07/24/08 Thu
- Eat it! (NT) -- pb, 18:01:44 07/24/08 Thu
  - I will only eat it at a taping of teh Wide World of Gluttony. Or at Edible Eddies. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 18:41:04 07/24/08 Thu
  - Spaz....Spaz....Spaz....... (NT) -- Owen, 19:13:33 07/24/08 Thu
- You can hardly tell where the Slim Jim starts and the plastic ends. (NT) -- Owen, 19:09:26 07/24/08 Thu
- Is this edible? For a coyote, it's edible. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 19:33:26 07/24/08 Thu
- How bad can it be? Whatever is in there is still alive. (NT) -- Mervin, 21:21:09 07/24/08 Thu
  - besides, i've been on a diet for three month so I'm hungry! (NT) -- Mervin, 21:23:45 07/24/08 Thu
- BOTulism in your beautiful briefcase. (NT) -- uw, 21:23:53 07/24/08 Thu
  - Tom: "Ahh Look what else I found in my briefcase that I haven't used since 2003! A Christmas Present for the board.....assorted cheeses!!! Merry Christmas! (NT) -- Jack, 01:03:08 07/25/08 Fri
- With a little care that coulda lived! (NT) -- Dull Bee, 23:06:04 07/25/08 Fri
  - Tom: (after getting home from his 2003 trip) "Oh! Time to turn over the rolls!" (NT) -- Jack, 01:33:48 07/26/08 Sat
    - Tom: "I lost something black in this briefcase from my trip." Jack: "Here let's look, ummm, black....black.... black olive? EWWWWW!!!!" HONK! HONK!!!! HONK!!! HONK!!!! (NT) -- Jack, 01:37:53 07/26/08 Sat

If anyone thinks they might want tickets to a handful of Met games for the 2009 season please let me know. My group is trying to find enough people to take all 81 games. We have anywhere from 41-60 committed already. (NT) -- Owen, 16:30:29 07/24/08 Thu
- How many tickets per game? I'd probably be interested in a game or two in the summer. (NT) -- pb, 18:03:41 07/24/08 Thu
- Two. two-two-two!!!!! But we decide by lottery based on how many games you want, so there is no ability to guarantee when your games are unless you trade with someone after the games are picked. (NT) -- Owen, 18:37:29 07/24/08 Thu
  - Lottery?! I just wanted to go to a baseball game, now you got me involved in these games of dubious skills. (NT) -- pb, 00:00:14 07/25/08 Fri

New Virus posed as mail from UPS -- Owen, 12:52:08 07/24/08 Thu
- Thanks Owen. As you mention, I never open attachments from unknown senders, especially .exe files. Also, if you ever wonder about links contained within, don't click them, but you can mouse over them to see their path. If it looks strange, it probably is. (NT) -- Roger, 13:00:26 07/24/08 Thu
- I just got one from US Customs half hour ago with a zip file. I was sent somethign from France and needed to open the form to fill out a customs report. (NT) -- Red River, 13:31:13 07/24/08 Thu
  - I did too. I wonder if my junk e-mail people know your junk e-mail people. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:11:08 07/24/08 Thu
- I get about 4-5 e-mails a day from UPS. (NT) -- Mervin, 13:49:55 07/24/08 Thu
  - Why? They want you to go work for FedEx? ah HAHAHA!!!! (NT) -- Owen, 16:20:13 07/24/08 Thu
- MAS tacos... MAS buritos.exe or similar.... (NT) -- uw, 13:59:08 07/24/08 Thu

Today's Birthdays for July 24th include... -- Silent Sam, 10:19:15 07/24/08 Thu
- Surely, there must be something you can do... I'm just Jenny from the block... (NT) -- Speed, 11:26:40 07/24/08 Thu
- What's that bubbling sound? Are you making your tomato sauce? Yeah, hot & spicy. You're not wearing a shirt, are you? Yes I am. What color is it? .................... Dammit! (NT) -- uw, 14:07:34 07/24/08 Thu
- Mr Costello: Do we teach them anything by killing them? Frank the Fixer: It's a good start! (NT) -- scott, 08:18:53 07/25/08 Fri

Rush plays Rock Band backstage at The Colbert Report -- uw, 15:47:46 07/23/08 Wed
- 31%...not bad for guys that don't play video games. (NT) -- Red River, 18:55:51 07/23/08 Wed
- Limbaugh plays guitar? (NT) -- Mervin, 08:52:29 07/24/08 Thu
  - "Now, here's what you need to know about playing the guitar, folks..." (NT) -- uw, 11:23:49 07/24/08 Thu

Have a nice day!! (NT) -- Speed, 14:13:42 07/23/08 Wed
- This is WORSE than the grinning chauffer!! AAAAGHH!! (NT) -- Brian, 15:22:07 07/23/08 Wed
- "SMILE, though your heart is breaking....." I hope I dont have to pay royalities on that one!!! (NT) -- Blinky Madison, 16:22:47 07/23/08 Wed
- Why am I smiling? (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 18:59:48 07/23/08 Wed
- I know you're not a child. A child puts a smile on everyone's face. (NT) -- BR, 19:57:38 07/23/08 Wed
- Some joker made 10 copies of that picture. I've got 9 of them back. I wont rest until i find the last one. (NT) -- Mervin, 20:08:15 07/23/08 Wed
  - Re: Some joker made 10 copies of that picture. I've got 9 of them back. I wont rest until i find the last one. (NT) -- Mervin, 20:10:12 07/23/08 Wed
- Who is it? Blanche's lawyer? A tall thin guy with a smile on his face? (NT) -- BR, 20:56:25 07/23/08 Wed
- We will keep the lights on as long as possible... HAVEANICEDAY........ (NT) -- scott, 21:35:49 07/23/08 Wed
- I feel like riding the elephant of happiness. (NT) -- Pop Belkin, 23:00:15 07/23/08 Wed
- HAPPY and peppy and bursting with love! (NT) -- Mike M., 23:40:18 07/23/08 Wed
- Happy Greschler, Theatrical Agent (NT) -- Mike M., 23:41:31 07/23/08 Wed
  - I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY!!!!!! I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY!!!!! (NT) -- Jack, 23:44:15 07/23/08 Wed
    - Re: I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY!!!!!! I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY!!!!! (NT) -- Jack, 23:44:53 07/23/08 Wed

Estelle Getty - RIP! (NT) -- Mervin, 13:13:23 07/23/08 Wed
- Picture it. Sicily, 1942... (NT) -- Brian Petrillo, 15:20:41 07/23/08 Wed
- She musta been SUMTHIN' before E-lec-TRICITY! (NT) -- Owen, 16:07:48 07/23/08 Wed
  - Hopefully she didn't earn 12 bucks, da HARD way.... (NT) -- Roger, 13:02:02 07/24/08 Thu
- The fact that everyone thought she was such a spitfire for an old lady was a bit misleading. She was made up to be a lot older than she was. She was actually younger than Bea Arthur. (NT) -- Mike M., 23:37:14 07/23/08 Wed
  - Then again, my pet dinosaur is actually younger than Bea Arthur. (NT) -- Mike M., 23:39:27 07/23/08 Wed
- Here's a Betty White joke from the Comedy Central Roast: "Betty White is so old that, on the first game show she did, the grand prize was fire." (NT) -- Ma DiPalma, 12:11:10 07/24/08 Thu
  - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (NT) -- Mervin, 13:26:10 07/24/08 Thu
    - Are you mocking me, Merv??? (NT) -- Ma Gump, 14:02:48 07/24/08 Thu
      - No, actually I am laughing at the joke. (NT) -- Mervin (not a Ma Gump mocker), 08:55:17 07/25/08 Fri
        He WANTS to do something that ends in "cking" but I don't think mocking is it. (NT) -- Owen, 11:11:38 07/25/08 Fri
        Just checking. Merv, will you marry me? NO.. Just checking! (NT) -- Ma Gump, 11:20:58 07/25/08 Fri
        Cancel the balloons. (NT) -- Mervin, 12:48:57 07/25/08 Fri
        I knew it...it was a fix! (NT) -- Brian, 14:19:01 07/25/08 Fri
        Merv, who ARE these guys? They came to tune my violin. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 19:01:17 07/25/08 Fri

Today's Birthdays for July 23rd include... -- Silent Sam, 11:46:36 07/23/08 Wed
- Mmm, Arthur Treacher. Are his fish stores still in the northeast? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 11:57:24 07/23/08 Wed
  - Nope. Not for a while up here. (NT) -- Red River, 20:34:11 07/23/08 Wed
- So did you get a chance to see Carla's babies? Yep. Who do they look more like, Carla or Eddie? Well, they're twins. They kinda look like each other. (NT) -- uw, 14:02:31 07/23/08 Wed
- Leo McKern - HELP! and Rumple of the Baily (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:02:34 07/23/08 Wed
  - "Go the window. Go to the window" (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 18:41:29 07/23/08 Wed
  - "Jeweler, you failed!" (NT) -- Harry Hit, 10:06:27 07/24/08 Thu

Here's an interesting review of Season 4 - http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/content.php?contentid=68362 (NT) -- Wild Willie, 11:11:28 07/23/08 Wed

That was.....the worst Met game.....I have ever attended. (NT) -- Owen, 09:38:06 07/23/08 Wed
- Lucky stiff. J/K. Did you have a bad feeling going into the 9th? I did. I had to turn it off. I can't imagine being there. (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 09:43:00 07/23/08 Wed
- I was also there Owen. That's all I got to say. (NT) -- pb, 09:45:23 07/23/08 Wed
  - You were there too?!! I thought the Helmet Sundae guy looked familiar (NT) -- Mervin, 07:44:42 07/24/08 Thu
- Re: The worst ever...that is saying a great deal when it comes to the AMAZINS (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 10:33:29 07/23/08 Wed
- I'm on the west coast. What happened? Relive it for me, Owen (NT) -- Ma Gump, 11:38:38 07/23/08 Wed
  - Go to SNY website for post game. -- Silent Sam, 12:07:14 07/23/08 Wed
  - I'll spare him with an OC quote: "The usual - errors, no clutch hitting, no bullpen." Honestly, we've seen this all year long, so as George Carlin would say...."So where does the surprise part come in?" (NT) -- BR, 12:09:59 07/23/08 Wed
    - They alleyed but they didn't oop. Callers on WFAN were saying the Mets lack the killer instinct. Guess they won't be writing any books. LOL (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 13:32:30 07/23/08 Wed
  - Ma, you know when you stick a Philips head screwdriver in your ear and dig and dig and dig? It was like that, but with $5 hot dogs and fat, smelly guy sitting in front of me who wouldn't shut up. (NT) -- Owen, 15:24:56 07/23/08 Wed
- The worst, Jerry... the WORST. (NT) -- uw, 13:42:38 07/23/08 Wed
  - Maybe they should switch to cotton uniforms. (NT) -- Ma Costanza, 14:22:05 07/23/08 Wed
    - Wade Boggs: "What a fabric! Finally we can breathe." (NT) -- uw, 14:38:45 07/23/08 Wed
- What was worse was the 2 times that Sandy Almoar sent Chavez to be thrown out at the plate. (NT) -- Owen, 15:27:17 07/23/08 Wed
  - Aguyo, not Alomar. The Mets' 2 Hispanic guys are throwing me off. (NT) -- Owen, 22:20:10 07/23/08 Wed

It's simple, but it says it.- I think.... Epic cake wrecks > -- uw, 23:17:12 07/22/08 Tue
- Hahahaha!!!! Very funny!!!! I'm looking for Edna's Birthday cake with any leaves that Felix forgot to take off! Or any cake with roses that look like mushrooms!!! (NT) -- Jack, 23:59:19 07/22/08 Tue
- Epic cake wreck in Flushing last night. (NT) -- BR, 07:26:16 07/23/08 Wed
  - Re: 5 in a row across town......please chime in 52nd Street before BR really gives me a good ribbin..... (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 10:32:06 07/23/08 Wed
- I hope that's not our Owen on that cake... (NT) -- uw, 13:47:27 07/23/08 Wed
  - Re: I hope that's not our Owen on that cake... -- uw, 13:49:40 07/23/08 Wed
    - Not me. Its been a long time since I shed my gay Clark Gable look. Right after the Village People broke up. (NT) -- Owen, 15:26:26 07/23/08 Wed

Today's Birthdays for July 22nd include... -- Silent Sam, 14:40:37 07/22/08 Tue
- Julie, Julie, Julie, Do you love me?.... Welcome to the Hotel California... (NT) -- Speed, 15:12:44 07/22/08 Tue
  - Easy Come, easy Go (NT) -- 52, 20:35:01 07/22/08 Tue
    - Also the name of a new combination sex aid/laxative product (NT) -- scott, 22:00:48 07/22/08 Tue
      - At his age, he probably needs both. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 14:31:14 07/23/08 Wed
        I alleyed, but I didn't oop. (NT) -- scott, 04:02:08 07/24/08 Thu

See inside for an anonymous way to alert a co-worker their behavior is annoying -- Mervin, 14:05:27 07/22/08 Tue
- "You seem to have a noticeable post-bathroom stain." -- uw (wary - see inside >), 14:28:46 07/22/08 Tue
  - Never thought of that. "Why oh Why are the inocent always the victims?!!!" (NT) -- Mervin, 15:05:32 07/22/08 Tue
- I recall there used to be a service that would send dead flowers to someone who had either broken up with you, or who you wanted to dump. (NT) -- Owen, 16:36:50 07/22/08 Tue
- "Please consider wearing a more updated tie with that suit." (NT) -- uw, 21:01:21 07/22/08 Tue
  - Instead of anonymously, I would just say to a co-worker directly, "Instead of being annoyed AT me, you should stop being annoying TO me. There's your project!" LOL! (OK, I wouldn't do that, but it's a great Odd Couple line for this thread!) (NT) -- Jack, 05:41:17 07/23/08 Wed
- "Your wife may have given me the clap." (NT) -- uw, 18:11:15 07/23/08 Wed
- "Your wife's peach slop gave me the trots." (NT) -- Ma DiPalma, 18:40:01 07/23/08 Wed
- Nice........t*ts. (NT) -- Owen, 22:22:18 07/23/08 Wed

Here's a cool list of every What's My Line mystery guest. Let's see how many Odd Couple people we can find... spot -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:29:44 07/22/08 Tue
- Edward Villela (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:30:20 07/22/08 Tue
- Betty and Slappy White. (NT) -- uw, 14:38:38 07/22/08 Tue
  - Are they related? (NT) -- Mervin, 15:06:07 07/22/08 Tue
- Trivia question- who was the first mystery guest? (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 15:25:45 07/22/08 Tue
  - Franklin, I know this one! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 19:19:10 07/22/08 Tue
    - Go for it 52. (NT) -- Franklin L, 20:09:31 07/22/08 Tue
      - The Scooter! I loved how he talked about his off season job selling clothes. I guess they didn't make the big bucks in those days. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 20:36:20 07/22/08 Tue
- Jaye P Morgan (NT) -- Franklin L, 15:55:58 07/22/08 Tue
- A's = Muhammad Ali; B's = Rona Barrett, Warren Beatty, Melvin Belli, Victor Borge, Walter Brennan, Yul Brynner (NT) -- BR, 17:04:59 07/22/08 Tue
- Dick Cavett and Dick Clark. Vic Damone. Ruby Keeler. Harry Belafonte (I've heard if him), (NT) -- uw, 21:20:15 07/22/08 Tue
  - Harry Belafonte? I missed heem? That's NOT very good. (NT) -- BR, 21:48:53 07/22/08 Tue
- Rodney Allen Rippy. (NT) -- uw, 21:23:46 07/22/08 Tue

I just had to look up the spelling of "concession." What is/was your favorite movie-theater treat? (NT) -- Nancy, 11:46:47 07/22/08 Tue
- When I was a kid, I would get Milk Duds or Dots. Nowadays, I get...nothing. (NT) -- Nancy, 11:48:08 07/22/08 Tue
  - Nowadays I get an ulcer just looking at the prices! (NT) -- Oscar Homolka, 15:28:51 07/22/08 Tue
- Jordan almonds. I never ate the things at home, but when I'm in a movie, I just had to have them. (NT) -- 52, 12:02:10 07/22/08 Tue
- Popcorn. Always popcorn. And it's good for you, too. (NT) -- Brian, 12:42:27 07/22/08 Tue
  - Is it buttered? (NT) -- uw, 12:46:01 07/22/08 Tue
    - No butter. Only salt. (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 13:20:39 07/22/08 Tue
      - I love salt. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 13:27:14 07/22/08 Tue
        Would you give me some? (NT) -- Brian, 14:07:55 07/22/08 Tue
        You can't have any. You're being punished. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 14:49:36 07/22/08 Tue
        But you wouldn't squeal on me again, would you? (NT) -- Brian, 14:52:55 07/22/08 Tue
        Yes I would. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:12:10 07/22/08 Tue
        Gimme some, Felix, or I'll have to kill ya... (NT) -- Brian, 17:09:39 07/22/08 Tue
- It's a "junior" mint. (NT) -- uw, 12:44:37 07/22/08 Tue
  - You found out I was hurt, and you still stopped to get Ju-Ju-Bees? (NT) -- Ma Gump, 13:27:50 07/22/08 Tue
    - That hot dog's been there since the Silent Era. (NT) -- uw, 14:21:51 07/22/08 Tue
      - Interesting texture............. (NT) -- Ma Harharwood, 14:50:10 07/22/08 Tue
- Malted Mik balls! (NT) -- Mervin, 13:39:23 07/22/08 Tue
- We should be thankful Nancy didn't have to look up the spelling of "confession." Can you imagine the thread she'd start? (NT) -- Mervin, 13:56:11 07/22/08 Tue
  - That's for the other board! (NT) -- Nancy, 13:59:49 07/22/08 Tue
    - Tell us about your career, Slugger. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:06:40 07/22/08 Tue
- Chinese gum. Am I crazy, or is that a lot of gum? You're NOT crazy! (NT) -- Ma Braun, 14:51:29 07/22/08 Tue
  - Tastes a little lo meiny. (NT) -- uw, 19:52:53 07/22/08 Tue
- I used to love Sno-cones. I had some recently and nearly died. They were so sweet, I thought my pancreas would explode. Raisinets come in a very close second, but them I still like. (NT) -- Melnitz, 16:08:09 07/22/08 Tue
  - Sno-Caps? (NT) -- uw, 19:50:48 07/22/08 Tue
    - Yeah, that's what I meant. (NT) -- Melnitz, 21:27:13 07/22/08 Tue
- Crunha Buncha (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 20:45:11 07/22/08 Tue
  - That should say Cruncha (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 20:48:01 07/22/08 Tue
- It pays to have an experienced attendant who fills the popcorn half way adds butter, then fills it up all the way and adds more butter....ummmm (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 20:47:08 07/22/08 Tue
- Malted milk balls. And if somehow I had to have Charleston Chews, I would try to use it like a piece of chalk on the armrest. (NT) -- scott, 22:00:09 07/22/08 Tue
- I usually take a bag of fruit. (NT) -- Dull Bee, 22:03:08 07/22/08 Tue
- In Italy they have bottled beer and half-bottles of wine. (NT) -- uw, 23:12:37 07/22/08 Tue
  - Oh boy! Midget Hot Dogs!!! (NT) -- Jack, 05:44:09 07/23/08 Wed
- Re: I just had to look up the spelling of "concession." What is/was your favorite movie-theater treat? -- Bummy Davis, 08:36:04 07/23/08 Wed
  - Goobers! Just say no to Raisinettes! Peas, peas, peas, peas, eating goober peas. Goodness how delicious, eating goober peas. (NT) -- Bummy Davis, 08:38:24 07/23/08 Wed
- The theaters should carry Goop Melange at their snack shops! (NT) -- Bummy Davis, 12:43:42 07/23/08 Wed

This place looks like Yucca Flats after the blast. (NT) -- BR, 09:20:03 07/22/08 Tue
- I like black cookies. This is the place to get them..... (NT) -- Red River, 09:35:40 07/22/08 Tue
- Merv would change the picture after I just explained to Verve who Anthony James is. (NT) -- Brian (sigh), 09:40:36 07/22/08 Tue
  - You and Tuesday Weld are the sole survivors of a nuclear holocaust? (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 09:43:50 07/22/08 Tue
    - I used a variation of the "Tuesday Weld" line with my wife last night. But, I changed it to me and Heidi Watney on a desert island. (NT) -- Speed, 10:47:22 07/22/08 Tue
    - Nukular hollow-cost. (NT) -- uw, 12:39:41 07/22/08 Tue
- That's it.... bloop? (NT) -- scott, 22:02:18 07/22/08 Tue

I see Jeremy Shockey got traded for more than Jason Taylor did. I want to slap Parcells already ! (NT) -- 52, 19:17:37 07/21/08 Mon
- What? Parcells was wrong? How could that be? (NT) -- Mike M. (tongue squarely positioned in my cheek), 20:35:04 07/21/08 Mon
  - He wasn't. I called the FAN and Mike says that Parcells was right. (NT) -- BR, 21:15:15 07/21/08 Mon
    - I guess Parcells told Mike he was right and Mike would never go against Bill. Right, dawgg? (NT) -- Owen, 21:16:23 07/21/08 Mon
      - Over the years all you ever hear from Francessa is what great friends they are but I have never heard Parcells mention him. What did they meet at Weight Watchers? (NT) -- Mike M., 23:22:15 07/21/08 Mon

Tony is a panelist on What's My Line - 1962. Guest: Joan Crawford. -- uw, 18:15:39 07/21/08 Mon
- Are you Shirley McLaine? VERY WRONG! (NT) -- Ma Gump, 19:23:15 07/21/08 Mon
- She doesn't seem mean to me (Joan Crawford, that is). I wonder if that book/film was just the ramblings of a vengeful, angry daughter who maybe got short-changed in the inheritance or something. (NT) -- uw, 20:55:19 07/21/08 Mon
  - on the inheritance... (NT) -- uw, 20:56:08 07/21/08 Mon
  - I always believed the book. If I remember correctly, didn't the adopted brother corroborate her story? (NT) -- Ma Gump, 11:16:47 07/22/08 Tue
    - The kids were bitter cuz Mommy didn't let them use wire hangers. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 12:03:18 07/22/08 Tue
    - Perhaps. She just looks so humble/warm in that clip. (NT) -- uw, 12:37:29 07/22/08 Tue
      - Just like Lon Chaney on the Red Skelton Show...but in make-up, that's the REAL Lon Chaney! (NT) -- Oscar Homolka, 15:27:06 07/22/08 Tue
        That's Karloff (NT) -- Homolka, 15:22:40 07/24/08 Thu

Lookadis I'm on Sesame Street- today's letter on the Sesame Street website is the letter G, so Odd Couple quotes that start with the letter G. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 13:54:03 07/21/08 Mon
- GEE, Lucky Lindy made it. (NT) -- uw, 14:14:42 07/21/08 Mon
- Go, now- in the other room! Watch Sesame Street! (NT) -- uw, 14:17:57 07/21/08 Mon
  - winner! (NT) -- scott, 14:37:23 07/21/08 Mon
- Gee fellas, I kinda hate to break it up. (NT) -- scott, 14:37:58 07/21/08 Mon
- Graphite. (NT) -- Nancy, 14:58:38 07/21/08 Mon
- Get out. (NT) -- Brian, 15:05:25 07/21/08 Mon
- Grapefruit, gizzards and garbanzo beans. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:16:36 07/21/08 Mon
  - Gloria. (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 15:52:08 07/21/08 Mon
- GET him! Get him!!!! (NT) -- Owen, 15:55:12 07/21/08 Mon
- Gimmee the money. (NT) -- uw, 16:09:26 07/21/08 Mon
- Goop Malange ! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 16:44:09 07/21/08 Mon
  - Grouchy bear. (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 16:49:34 07/21/08 Mon
- God bless us all. Everyone. Keep saying that and maybe you'll grow up to be a cop. (NT) -- uw, 17:14:13 07/21/08 Mon
- Great moments in opera # 19 - Madame Butterfly Commits Suicide. I'll talk to him. (NT) -- BR, 18:03:20 07/21/08 Mon
- Good!!!!................bye (NT) -- Blinky Madison, 18:58:50 07/21/08 Mon
- Garbonzo beans (NT) -- Oscar Homolka, 19:55:28 07/21/08 Mon
- Go stick your head in a red hot branding iron. (NT) -- Mike M. (Slim Daniels), 20:32:14 07/21/08 Mon
  - Go sit on a red hot branding iron. (NT) -- Mike M. (I'm loosing my mind), 23:44:48 07/23/08 Wed
- Got screams from the doorman. (NT) -- uw, 20:51:00 07/21/08 Mon
- Great....now Oscar Madison can score! (NT) -- Dull Bee, 21:57:34 07/21/08 Mon
- Greschler (NT) -- LuLuBoomBoomChiChiDumDum, 22:16:01 07/21/08 Mon
- Golden Earrings (NT) -- LuLuBoomBoomChiChiDumDum, 22:17:38 07/21/08 Mon
- German chocolate cake sprinkled with rum! Excellent! Excellent! (NT) -- LuLuBoomBoomChiChiDumDum, 22:18:30 07/21/08 Mon
  - And GOLDILOCKS got such a fright, that she never went back to that little house again. And Mr. Friend is asleep and Mr. Enemy (Anthony James) is wide awake!! (And grinning at me!!!! ARRGGHHH!) (NT) -- Jack, 00:30:35 07/22/08 Tue
- Gottagetgoing, gottagetgoing, whaddarewegonnado??? We're on our way to somewhere .. the three of us and Oscar. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:13:31 07/22/08 Tue
- Gus Lesnovitch Sings Lightweight Hits (NT) -- Dull Bee, 22:04:57 07/22/08 Tue

My research. Anyone can help me if you'd like please. I want to find out how much it would cost to use one line of Oscar singing "I'm Gonna be in Pictures". There must be some site I can find with copyright costs, etc. There were a lot of songs cut, but for some reason, this one edit bothers me more than others. So for kicks, I want to see how much money they saved. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:21:32 07/21/08 Mon
- There are many articles about DVD releases changing the music. But in most of these cases, they are talking about the actual song/artist being used in the episode, like all the rock songs in WKRP or Frank Sinatra doing the Married w Children theme song. With the Odd Couple, it�s an entirely different issue. It�s just a character/actor singing one line or two. That is a huge difference. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:29:01 07/21/08 Mon
  - They're thinking of the future. The licensing fees won't go away, even if the DVD format does. New fees will be charged (and passed on to us) for the next-generation DVD's. And then they will be charged again when DVD's become obsolete and we're downloading everything. So if they replace or omit the music now, they won't have to pay anything for future incarnations of content. (NT) -- uw, 14:13:32 07/21/08 Mon
    - WB Unger Woo and good point. I was thinking too that it's not just the cost of the rights for each song, but also the cost of obtaining the rights....research, lawyers, negotiations, time, etc, etc, etc..... (NT) -- BR, 14:26:43 07/21/08 Mon
      - Plus they are charging the same for snippets or for the whole song. It's that whole RIAA debacle. Ask any 20-something computer geek about the RIAA and watch the smoke come out of his ears. (NT) -- uw, 16:07:09 07/21/08 Mon
        RIAA, feh! (NT) -- pb, 20:38:44 07/21/08 Mon

Today's Birthdays for July 21st include... -- Silent Sam, 13:07:32 07/21/08 Mon
- Morgan Fairchild, who I've slept with... Shaz-bot... Climb aboard the peace train... (NT) -- Speed, 13:37:26 07/21/08 Mon

Seriously, Merv...are you trying to scare Jack to death?! (NT) -- Brian (cool picture of Anthony James, though...), 10:08:39 07/21/08 Mon
- At least he wouldn't have far to go. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 10:57:49 07/21/08 Mon
- He looks like Jackie Earle Hayley to me. "I've got a Harley Davidson. Does that turn you on?" (NT) -- Speed, 13:05:02 07/21/08 Mon
- I nearly shat my britches! That guy's smirk will haunt me forever!!!!!! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 13:18:41 07/21/08 Mon
- Can't take the credit. Roger suggested it and I am glad he did! (NT) -- Mervin, 13:45:56 07/21/08 Mon
- ok, I give up, who is Anthony James (NT) -- Verve and Panache, 14:54:51 07/21/08 Mon
  - Verve... AJ is the actor in the picture above. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 16:45:29 07/21/08 Mon
    - 52 used to work for the Microsoft support hotline. Technically, his answer is correct but won't help you any. (NT) -- Mervin, 17:14:17 07/21/08 Mon
      - 2 responses and I think I now know less than before I asked. I actually started with imdb and he seemed to have lots of stuff listed, but I just couldn't place him in anything I'd seen (NT) -- V and P, 17:22:30 07/21/08 Mon
        He played the bordello owner in Unforgiven who used Morgan Freeman's corpse as a decoration. (NT) -- 52, 17:38:10 07/21/08 Mon
        AAHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! Holy $**T!!!!! OMG!!!! That Picture!!!! Next your going to take away my cemetery plot!!!! (Plot 204 by the babbling brook!) AAARGGHH! This is like a nightmare out of Charles Dickens!!! (NT) -- Jack, 00:27:12 07/22/08 Tue
  - Verve, among his credits he played the diner counterman in "In the Heat of the Night" (1967). The picture above is from "Burnt Offerings" (1976); he's the chauffer haunting lead actor Oliver Reed. (NT) -- Brian, 08:46:25 07/22/08 Tue

I just noticed that in You're in The Army Now (Blanche and Oscar's wedding), Felix says that Colonel Wyatt will be doing the inspection. But in the end credits, it's Captain Wyatt. Have we mentioned this before? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 04:07:01 07/20/08 Sun
- It's new rank they're trying out: Colonel-Captain. I'll tell you IDontLikeIt. (and I don't recall anyone ever picking up on this inconsistency) (NT) -- Salty, 09:57:31 07/20/08 Sun
  - One "NO" .. colonel-Captain. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 11:24:05 07/21/08 Mon
- he was demoted for wearing a kerchief in uniform (NT) -- Mervin (i was gonna say was Salty said), 11:13:15 07/20/08 Sun
- That was because of the sausage burns, right? (NT) -- oscaroscaroscar, 20:34:36 07/20/08 Sun
- There are episode where people who don't speak have first AND last names, and people who do speak don't get credited at all. It's weird. (NT) -- Red River, 21:58:09 07/20/08 Sun

That is A LOT of fish.... (NT) -- Andre LP, 10:43:22 07/18/08 Fri
- That's me. Top row. Third fish from the left. (NT) -- Speed, 12:08:58 07/18/08 Fri
  - I thought I recognized you by the scar on your Caucasian right fin. (NT) -- Andre LP, 12:16:42 07/18/08 Fri
    - now that was funny! You two ought to go into Vaudeville (NT) -- Mervin, 12:46:57 07/18/08 Fri
  - You're pretty well hung. (NT) -- Owen, 13:33:23 07/18/08 Fri
- You try to get laughs from and audience that is fishing. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:10:01 07/18/08 Fri
  - Not exactly up to scales. (NT) -- Brian, 14:12:35 07/18/08 Fri
    - and here we gooooo. (NT) -- Owen, 15:08:25 07/18/08 Fri
      - Make sure the fish is cooked! Eating raw fish can give you hepatitis! (NT) -- Jack, 15:26:52 07/18/08 Fri
- He sleeps with the fish. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 15:57:41 07/18/08 Fri
- Ohhhhhh, Fishy fishy fishy fish! (NT) -- Mervin, 16:33:47 07/18/08 Fri
- Then I am forever 16 years old. (NT) -- BR, 17:07:23 07/18/08 Fri
  - BR....My reply to you bounced back ,I would like to share a few things so either give me a call or send me an e-mail address that will let me in,hope to talk to you soon...thanks.(head tilted) (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark, 17:52:06 07/18/08 Fri
  - So are those fish! (NT) -- Jack, 15:19:34 07/19/08 Sat
    - My line "So are those fish, was obviously supposed to go under, "Than I am forever 16 years old." FORGIVE ME! (NT) -- Jack, 15:21:56 07/19/08 Sat
- Is it supposed to make a noise? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 17:40:39 07/18/08 Fri
- What's the difference between brown fish and green fish. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 18:42:04 07/18/08 Fri
  - One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. (NT) -- Brian, 23:16:14 07/18/08 Fri
    - GO FISH!!! ("I'll betcha didn't get it, I'll betcha didn't get it!) (NT) -- Jack, 02:57:05 07/19/08 Sat
- Did you use a beep-beep-beep for a shpshhh-shpshhh-shpshhh? (NT) -- Dull Bee, Amateur (oh, gross, GROSS amateur!) Fish Imitator, 12:36:14 07/19/08 Sat

Today's Birthdays for July 18th include... -- Silent Sam, 09:54:44 07/18/08 Fri
- 5.8 5.9 ......they call me the wanderer.....FORE!...... (NT) -- Red River, 10:34:40 07/18/08 Fri

How about naming episodes/scenes where Felix or Oscar were dancing? (NT) -- Andre LP, 08:52:42 07/18/08 Fri
- When Felix and Oscar helped Edward Villella in Swan Lake (NT) -- Andre LP, 08:53:49 07/18/08 Fri
- The Good Bad Boy, when Felix is dancing with Edna (NT) -- Mervin, 09:03:53 07/18/08 Fri
- When Oscar calls the square dance. Turn to the left, turn to the right, sit down, stand up, fight, fight, fight... (NT) -- Speed, 09:33:26 07/18/08 Fri
- Laundry Orgy (NT) -- Melnitz, 09:49:59 07/18/08 Fri
- When Ace and the Cool Heavy Bull are at the Electric Eggplant (NT) -- Andre LP, 10:02:47 07/18/08 Fri
- Felix shuffles off to Buffalo. (NT) -- Brian, 10:21:52 07/18/08 Fri
- Listen Mr Unger...get out! (NT) -- Red River, 10:31:07 07/18/08 Fri
  - With one with Lisa ...Felix does some kind of ballet. (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 11:15:45 07/18/08 Fri
    - Actually, he pulls a Tom Cruise with finesse. (NT) -- Brian (before Tom Cruise was...Tom Cruise), 11:26:12 07/18/08 Fri
      - Pulls Tom Cruise's what? (NT) -- Mervin, 14:57:48 07/18/08 Fri
- Oscar -I'm going to take a stairway to the stars. (NT) -- scott, 11:25:18 07/18/08 Fri
- Oscar dances when Felix remarries (NT) -- Andre LP, 11:32:56 07/18/08 Fri
- Everyone dances to "Oscar Oscar Oscar" - I've got calypso in my blood! (NT) -- Andre LP, 11:33:41 07/18/08 Fri
- The Greek group dance with Helena. (NT) -- Miss Olam, 11:38:01 07/18/08 Fri
- Felix, Oscar, Myrna & Murray learning to belly dance. (NT) -- Miss Olam, 11:39:59 07/18/08 Fri
  - They dance when they're trapped in the basement. (NT) -- Loretta Spoon, 11:50:57 07/18/08 Fri
- Teaching Felix fb: We're dancing again (NT) -- Salty, 11:56:38 07/18/08 Fri
- Oscar holding hot towel in the Japanese restaurant. The guests THOUGHT he was dancing anyway. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 11:59:18 07/18/08 Fri
- Oscar dancing in the "fat suit". (NT) -- Brian, 12:10:50 07/18/08 Fri
- Felix and Murray sort of dance to that Poor Little Buttercup song. (NT) -- Andre LP, 12:17:52 07/18/08 Fri
- When Oscar and Felix are playing football Oscar says "were dancing again" (NT) -- Mike M., 13:07:22 07/18/08 Fri
- Stop dancing, Mrs. Langley. So much energy, I couldn't stop her. Why don't you tell Louie she's a communist. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 18:43:18 07/18/08 Fri
- Hats, canes, trunks, trains, that's the way it was in vaud-a-ville... (NT) -- Miss Olam, 00:20:28 07/19/08 Sat

Yanks signed Sexton and not Bonds? I was hoping to see ol' Barry. Can you imagine him and Giambi comparing juice stories? (NT) -- 52, 20:19:03 07/17/08 Thu

If my dress were as tight as yours I wouldn't order a hot fudge sundae

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