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What are you complaining about? I've got to sleep under some guy who's named after a duck's dork. (NT) -- Speed, 12:44:34 07/03/09 Fri
- No more yankee my wankee. The Donger needs food. (NT) -- Speed, 12:45:05 07/03/09 Fri
- I've never bagged a babe. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 12:49:10 07/03/09 Fri
- Dong, where is my automobile? Automobile? (driving/crashing noises) Lake, big lake. (NT) -- Andre LP, 13:12:26 07/03/09 Fri

All of these celeb deaths and Jack Nicholson keeps rolling along. As I write this he is sitting in a front row at the Yankee game- scarfing down nachos. (NT) -- uw, 21:09:04 07/02/09 Thu
- "a front row box seat" I meant. (NT) -- uw, 21:10:40 07/02/09 Thu
- I thought the Cameraman was reenacting the "George Ice cream scene" We were in a restaurant so I couldnt hear the commentary. (NT) -- Mervin, 07:57:33 07/03/09 Fri
- I wanna know what's keeping Al Molinaro alive. (NT) -- pb, 18:57:58 07/03/09 Fri
  - He lives in Kenosha. Hard to imagine stress in wisconsin. Being from NY I imagine most deaths in Wisconsin involve a tractor. (my apologies Myrna and i think Jack) (NT) -- Mervin, 21:16:55 07/03/09 Fri

Let's try to name all the raids/busts that Murray was either seen doing or spoke about. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 20:38:01 07/02/09 Thu
- Adult travel agency. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 20:38:34 07/02/09 Thu
- Rock band. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 20:39:03 07/02/09 Thu
- Bathtub. "Pig." "Peguin." (NT) -- uw, 21:07:05 07/02/09 Thu
- His own poker game. (NT) -- Brian, 21:22:15 07/02/09 Thu
- A porno raid (NT) -- mervin, 08:24:28 07/03/09 Fri
- The time he shot his gun and captured the criminal but scared a pigeon (NT) -- scott, 19:23:56 07/03/09 Fri

Sci-Fi running 1985 Twilight Zones. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 19:50:55 07/02/09 Thu
- I don't know that I ever saw any of them. Any good? I'd be happy if they'd run a marathon with some different episodes of the old show once in a while. Getting sick of Burgess Meredith, the old lady in the cabin, and William Shatner every time. Dig deeper, Sci-Fi! (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:56:54 07/02/09 Thu
  - They had a good one with Danny Kaye, one of the last things he did. There's a good JFK time travel story, Profile in Silver. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 20:54:19 07/02/09 Thu
    - ....the wonder dog (NT) -- scott, 21:55:16 07/03/09 Fri

Weep for the future link for Roger -- Speed, 11:09:49 07/02/09 Thu
- Molti Gratzi! You probably saw that Cameron's house is for sale, but in case you didn't, link inside. -- Roger, 15:19:20 07/02/09 Thu
- Pray tell, was that the link of the future? (NT) -- Wild Willie, 18:57:31 07/03/09 Fri

Happy Birthday Peaches, Richard Petty and Dan Rowan. (NT) -- Wil, 07:44:23 07/02/09 Thu
- And the Canseco brothers- Jose and Ozzie. (NT) -- uw, 12:43:35 07/02/09 Thu

We were talking about bad edits from Caddyshack going to the TV version. What others? I remember in Ridgemont High, when Spicoli calls the teacher "You Dick," the tv edit had him say "You Fuzzy Nerd." that was so insane (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 00:16:55 07/02/09 Thu
- LOL. You have to wonder who decided that "fuzzy" had to be included in that edit. "No, no, no....'Nerd' is not enough. 'Fuzzy Nerd'. Now that captures the spirit of Spicoli." (NT) -- Roger, 09:10:54 07/02/09 Thu
- What about Thelma & Louise on regular tv? She shoots the guys because he tells her to "clean my clock". (NT) -- Ma Gump, 12:16:43 07/02/09 Thu
- Not dialogue, but in the TV version of Showgirls how all those women are wearing black bathing suits. (NT) -- Franklin Lange (clueless), 14:00:42 07/02/09 Thu
- The Godfather Saga - Sonny: I don't want my brother coming out od the bathroom with just a stick in his hands." (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:07:29 07/02/09 Thu
- There was one from the TV version of "Mommie Dearest": "DON'T "MESS" WITH ME, FELLAS!!! This ain't my first time at a rodeo..." (NT) -- Brian, 08:06:48 07/03/09 Fri

I watched "Chopped" on the Food Network for the first time last night (I was bored). The premise is they give you certain ingredients and you have to make a dish incorporating those ingredients. Could be some weird stuff. I'm guessing I'd be a natural on that show. I've been doing that for years. (NT) -- Mervin, 16:48:19 07/01/09 Wed
- I love that show. Although, with the crazy things they give them to combine for each course, I don't think I'd ever eat any of it. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 18:43:07 07/01/09 Wed
  - I take it they give them stuff other than, for example, a loaf of bread, jar of peanut butter, and bottle of jelly? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 00:14:04 07/02/09 Thu
    - Yeah, they'll give them 2 or 3 relatively normal things for each course, and one that really doesn't go at all. One time they gave them ground beef and bananas for appetizer. I was hoping for the Boston Cream pie. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 12:17:43 07/02/09 Thu
- I see Goop Melange in the making... (NT) -- Roger, 09:11:44 07/02/09 Thu
- That show reminds me of Slap Chop. Slap Chop, Graty and Sham Wow. That's the triumvirate. (NT) -- Bummy Davis, 14:40:59 07/02/09 Thu

Karl Malden RIP (NT) -- Rigoletto, 15:47:21 07/01/09 Wed
- I thought he died years ago. (NT) -- Mervin, 15:59:43 07/01/09 Wed
- Don't leave home without it. RIP. (NT) -- Nancy, 16:30:29 07/01/09 Wed
  - I'm guessing he did (NT) -- Mervin, 16:49:04 07/01/09 Wed
- San Francisco is less safer now. (NT) -- Brian, 18:08:24 07/01/09 Wed
- "I'm just a potato eater" (NT) -- Blinky Madison, 19:35:29 07/01/09 Wed
- His wife of 70 years (70 years!) survives him. (NT) -- uw, 20:41:05 07/01/09 Wed
- I posted a few months ago that he was still alive after I watched Patton. Abe Vigoda now becomes the #1 :thought he was dead" guy, (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 23:49:09 07/01/09 Wed
  - How about a #1 thought she was dead lady? Barbara Billingsley, Mrs. Cleaver, is still with us. Amazing! (NT) -- Nancy, 11:13:40 07/02/09 Thu
    - on the flip side i thought Joan Payson was still alive. If she were this season would kill her (NT) -- Mervin, 12:28:46 07/02/09 Thu

I'm Abe Froman. Sausage King of Chicago. (NT) -- Speed Bueller, 14:11:31 07/01/09 Wed
- If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I. (NT) -- Speed, 14:12:14 07/01/09 Wed
- I weep for the future. (I love this line, and use it as frequently has possible.) (NT) -- Roger, 09:12:38 07/02/09 Thu
  - After reading some of the comments of a certain recent video on YouTube, I said the exact same thing. (NT) -- Brian, 08:04:42 07/03/09 Fri

Anyone have any plans for July 4th weekend? (NT) -- Mervin (Wants to keep it cheap and easy), 11:09:27 07/01/09 Wed
- Hack around at a bbq or two. (NT) -- Mike M., 12:36:56 07/01/09 Wed
- I'll try to strike up a conversation with the man at the filling station. (NT) -- uw, 13:14:29 07/01/09 Wed
- That's how I like my women... Cheap and easy. (NT) -- Shecky Speed, 14:06:36 07/01/09 Wed
- Tomorrow is Peaches' birthday and for the first time in 10 years I was done with everything a few days in advance. (NT) -- Mervin, 15:09:21 07/01/09 Wed
- There are some good sales on the Fourth.. (NT) -- reetsietues (With each kaboom of fireworks I'll think of Billy), 09:51:26 07/02/09 Thu
- Dont drink a fifth on the fourth or you wont go forth on the fifth (NT) -- Mervin, 08:01:25 07/03/09 Fri

Miscast Quotables- famous quotes from actors cast as different characters (NT) -- Mervin, 08:12:41 07/01/09 Wed
- Joe Pesci as Patton- "Get outta here ya half a sissy afore i slap ya!" (NT) -- Mervin, 08:15:27 07/01/09 Wed
- Samuel L. Jackson as Rhett Butler: "Frankly b*tch, I don't give a f*ck!!" (NT) -- Andre LP, 08:46:07 07/01/09 Wed
- Estelle Reiner as Linda Lovelace - " I'll have what she's having" (NT) -- Mervin, 09:13:04 07/01/09 Wed
- "Get me the butter." Marlon Brando as Julia Child (NT) -- Melnitz, 11:30:57 07/01/09 Wed
- John Wayne as John McClane: "Yippee ki yea, motherf*****!" (NT) -- Brian, 13:32:26 07/01/09 Wed
- Clint Eastwood as Father Flanigan: When I see a naked male with a hard -on and a butcher knife chasing a female down an alley I don't figure he's collecting for the Red Cross (NT) -- Mervin, 15:29:40 07/01/09 Wed

I just ate a mango for breakfast. Now my whole deparment know how it looks for a Distribution Manager to have his face and hand covered in sticky goo. (NT) -- Mervin, 09:06:38 06/30/09 Tue
- Was it fun? (NT) -- Roger, 09:58:36 06/30/09 Tue
  - It's the only way to eat a mango (NT) -- Mervin, 10:01:55 06/30/09 Tue
- When I become Distribution Manager .. you can't work here. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 13:06:43 06/30/09 Tue
  - I started walking like a Marimba player. (NT) -- Mervin, 13:19:07 06/30/09 Tue
- Make all your underlings get out of their swimsuits and into a blanket. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 16:16:41 06/30/09 Tue
  - I'd rather walk barefoot on ripe bananas (NT) -- Mervin, 17:57:19 06/30/09 Tue
- Merv had vichyssoise for lunch and for dinner he's having squab, (NT) -- uw, 16:37:11 06/30/09 Tue
  - Isn't Squab really pigeon? (NT) -- Mervin, 09:22:32 07/01/09 Wed
    - When i went to the Italian Market in philly there was a place that sold live poultry including pigeon. I've never met a fellow Dago who at Pigeon (NT) -- Mervin, 09:23:51 07/01/09 Wed
    - Yeah but not the pigeons you see in the park - or the pool hall. (NT) -- uw, 11:28:30 07/01/09 Wed

Up your hole with a mellow roll (NT) -- Welcome back, Speed Kotter, 22:24:05 06/29/09 Mon
- In your ear with a can of beer. (NT) -- Willie Epstein, 07:34:39 06/30/09 Tue
- Off my case, Toilet face. (NT) -- Ma Barbarino, 13:06:04 06/30/09 Tue

Impressionist Fred Travalena, a headliner in Vegas showrooms and a regular on late-night talk shows with his takes on presidents, crooners and screen stars, has died in Los Angeles. He was 66. (NT) -- Aristophanes (I better check my own pulse!), 10:37:09 06/29/09 Mon
- I just read that. I liked him, remember the show The Kopykats, with him and Frank Gorshin, Rich Little, George Kirby, that guy who looked liked Ed Sullivan, and a girl? I don't mean the guy looked liked a girl, I forget their names. I remember Fred doing Lennon and McCartney together through the magic of television. Was it Will Jordan? (NT) -- Wild Willie, 11:10:42 06/29/09 Mon

Moose! Rocco! Help the Judge find his checkbook. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 17:57:48 06/28/09 Sun
- Hey orange balls...I'll take a box a doze, a box a doze naked lady tees, gimme 2 a doze, gimme 6 a doze. ohhh..., this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! I betch'ya buy a hat like dis they'll let ya get a free bowl a soup, huh?...Oh it looks good on you, though. (NT) -- Salty, 20:32:19 06/28/09 Sun
- Cinderella story, soon to be the next Masters champion. He's got 220 to go, looks like he's playing a 7 iron. It's in the hole!! (NT) -- Speed, 20:36:36 06/28/09 Sun
- Miss it Noonan, Miss it, NOOOOOONAN (NT) -- Rigoletto, 09:11:30 06/29/09 Mon
- What a coiincidence, I just posted a link on Facebook to Bill Murray doing Carl Spackler last week at the US Open. -- Roger, 09:28:09 06/29/09 Mon
- I aint payin no 50 cents for no Coke! Then you aint gettin no Coke! (NT) -- Mike M., 13:02:56 06/29/09 Mon
- Hey baby, you must a been somethin before electricity! (NT) -- Mike M., 13:03:55 06/29/09 Mon
- His a fine boy.....now I know why tigers eat their young! (NT) -- Mike M., 13:04:46 06/29/09 Mon
- Fifty bucks says the Smails kid, picks his nose (NT) -- Rigoletto, 13:26:22 06/29/09 Mon
- Why, thank you very little. (NT) -- scott (I use that line a lot), 13:45:01 06/29/09 Mon
- Hey Wang, this is a private club, so don't tell them that you're Jewish. (NT) -- uw, 13:59:31 06/29/09 Mon
- Let's all take a shower! (NT) -- Wild Willie (edited fot tv version), 18:14:18 06/29/09 Mon
  - I'd rather do the unedited version (NT) -- Salty, 21:57:40 06/29/09 Mon
    - We're all gonna get laid! (just for you Salty) (NT) -- Mervin, 06:16:02 06/30/09 Tue
  - That was THE worst edited line for TV ever, perhaps second only to "Mickey Fickey" in place of "motherf....." (NT) -- Roger, 09:59:43 06/30/09 Tue
    - I prefer the dirty version. (NT) -- Sister Mary Catherine, 18:15:40 06/30/09 Tue
- You want to make $14 dollars the hard way? (NT) -- Blinky Madison, 16:51:10 06/30/09 Tue
  - You must have been something before electricity (NT) -- Rigoletto, 09:33:26 07/01/09 Wed

Tampa police say Billy Mays, the television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50. Authorities say Mays was pronounced dead Sunday morning after being found by his wife at home. (NT) -- Aristophanes, 12:49:28 06/28/09 Sun
- In honor of Mr. Mays, please post your condolences IN ALL CAPS. (NT) -- uw, 14:45:40 06/28/09 Sun
  - MAYBE YELLING LOUD IS NOT GOOD FOR ONE'S HEALTH. (NT) -- WW, 14:50:15 06/28/09 Sun
- A moment of silence would be too ironic, wouldn't it? (NT) -- uw, 15:07:27 06/28/09 Sun
  - Maybe he's selling caskets now. Its a good week for Caskets (NT) -- Mervin, 15:21:14 06/28/09 Sun
    - But if you call in the next twenty minutes, we'll give you NOT ONE, but TWO of our premium caskets, and that's not all. We'll include our special KaBOOM embalming solution for FREE (*you just pay a small shipping charge).... (NT) -- Melnitz, 22:50:48 06/28/09 Sun
- DID YOU KNOW THAT 90% OF YOUR SIS-BOOM-BAHS ARE SHOUTED THROUGH MELMAN MEGAPHONES? (NT) -- scott not sure of the percentage, 15:26:25 06/28/09 Sun
- I honestly don't know who she is. (NT) -- pb, 16:42:53 06/28/09 Sun
- BILLY, YOU HAD A WONDERFUL SINGING VOICE (NT) -- Rigoletto, 09:10:33 06/29/09 Mon
- We just saw Billy Mays a couple of weeks ago when he made appearances at the Big Apple Barbecue festival for Oxiclean. REST IN PEACE BILLY! (NT) -- Andre LP, 09:53:53 06/29/09 Mon
- I'M GONNA GET ALL MY CLOTHES OXI-CLEAN!!! RIP, Billy. (NT) -- Brian, 13:35:49 06/29/09 Mon

I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first! (NT) -- Mervin, 10:50:23 06/28/09 Sun
- The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy. (NT) -- uw, 11:34:48 06/28/09 Sun
  - Would you loofah my stretch marks? (NT) -- Mervin, 15:38:01 06/28/09 Sun
- You're rather attractive.. for a beautiful girl with a great body. (NT) -- Ty Woo, 18:17:47 06/28/09 Sun
- I tried to look you up but there wasn't a listing for 'Mr. Wonderful'. What spelling did you use? (NT) -- uw, 14:11:46 06/29/09 Mon

OC mentioned in Family Guy rant by Stewie on Meg, quote inside -- Red River, 03:39:58 06/27/09 Sat

"Gee, I didn't know you guys got a Beagle." -- Silent Sam, 23:06:36 06/26/09 Fri
- Gee, I didn't know Davy Crockett was so fat. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 11:54:14 06/27/09 Sat

Now.. don't forget... to say... "Hellloo there fatso" (NT) -- nawt'un, 17:04:59 06/26/09 Fri
- Does he HAVE to say "get a load of Fatso there"? (NT) -- Ma Gump, 17:58:03 06/26/09 Fri
  - Well he could say "get a load of Skinny there" but that might tip him off. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 18:04:44 06/26/09 Fri
- That's why I don't like to fight too much, I usually hurt someone REAL bad. Sometimes I even hurt myself yeaahahaahhhh ... (NT) -- uw, 21:32:29 06/26/09 Fri
- Why did ya pick a fight with that big guy? (NT) -- Mike M., 09:54:14 06/27/09 Sat
- Those bookends are going to be a little lopsided. (NT) -- Mike M., 10:04:23 06/27/09 Sat

So Farrah Fawcett gets to Heaven and is told she can have one wish granted. She says "I'd like all the children on Earth to be safe". (NT) -- Wild Willie, 14:18:43 06/26/09 Fri
- Since Michael Jackson is 90% plastic they're going to melt him down and make Leggos out of him. This way his kids can still play with him (NT) -- Mervin, 16:48:24 06/26/09 Fri
- What a coincidence... Farrah Fawcett and MJ dying on the same day. One played with Majors the other played with minors. (NT) -- Red River, 02:15:25 06/27/09 Sat
- MJ was supposed to be in the cardiac ward after having a heart attack. Turns out he was in the childrens ward having a stroke! (NT) -- Red River, 02:16:22 06/27/09 Sat
- Michael Jackson�s upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11). (NT) -- Andre LP, 08:43:44 06/28/09 Sun
- Early reports are that the hospital does not know what to do with the body, as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday. (NT) -- Andre LP, 08:44:31 06/28/09 Sun
- I wonder who collects the nickel deposit on Michael Jackson? If he had all his plastic surgery while at Motown they might be able to collect 20 cents (NT) -- Mervin, 15:25:31 06/28/09 Sun

Merv, you can remove the "Photo from the film Party Monster" at the top of the page. There were no bowling Bon Vivants in Party Monster. ;-) (NT) -- Speed, 08:29:41 06/26/09 Fri
- Merv uses his titles "spare-ingly". (NT) -- Ma Gump, 12:32:09 06/26/09 Fri
  - I'm going on strike. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 13:17:02 06/26/09 Fri
- This place is heading toward the gutter. (NT) -- Red River, 13:46:54 06/26/09 Fri
- These puns make me want to "split" into the "alley". (NT) -- Speed, 15:00:55 06/26/09 Fri
- You guys just bowl me over sometimes. (NT) -- Brian, 15:26:27 06/26/09 Fri
- Mervin was "framed"! (NT) -- Mike M., 15:54:45 06/26/09 Fri
  - He's a Turkey. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:10:59 06/26/09 Fri
    - Turkey Bowl? (NT) -- uw, 16:34:18 06/26/09 Fri
  - or perhaps "pinned" (NT) -- Verve and Panache, 00:22:38 06/27/09 Sat
- Great comments...I'm having a ball. (NT) -- Red River, 01:44:11 06/27/09 Sat
  - A bowling bag ball? (NT) -- Wild Willie, 10:49:37 06/27/09 Sat
    - I mean a bowling ball bag! (NT) -- Ma Gump, 17:27:34 06/29/09 Mon
- I make the sex with a bowling shoe ahahaahahaa (NT) -- borat woo, 11:52:58 06/27/09 Sat

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and now Michael Jackson. If Hitchcock were alive he might shout "Horshack!" (NT) -- mervin, 06:07:49 06/26/09 Fri
- Horshack? Arnold Horshack? Horshack is a very noble and respected name. It means "the cattle are dying". (NT) -- Ma Gump, 12:33:05 06/26/09 Fri
  - Ma you are unbelieveable! You get my jokes and you like everything I like. Leave Joker Boy and runaway with me! (NT) -- Mervin (Don't forget to bring your leopard print spandex), 13:27:50 06/26/09 Fri
    - Can't I bring Joker? He can run faster than both of us. (NT) -- Ma Gump (a brain full of useless trivia), 15:11:39 06/26/09 Fri
      - Ok, you can bring the horse but make him wear pants. I have a fragile ego (NT) -- Mervin, 16:46:42 06/26/09 Fri
  - Someone oughtta check Abe Vigoda's pulse (NT) -- Aristophanes, 13:29:39 06/26/09 Fri
    - HAHAHAHA!! I said that very same thing yesterday! (NT) -- Mervin, 13:31:28 06/26/09 Fri
    - I know. What's his secret, anyway? (NT) -- Brian, 15:27:29 06/26/09 Fri
    - He looked like he was 90 when he played Fish. (NT) -- Mike M., 09:57:14 06/27/09 Sat
      - He's 88 now and still acting. FYI was born a year after Tony Randall. he played Fish when Tony played Felix. Scary huh? (NT) -- Mervin, 12:28:04 06/27/09 Sat
      - What they should have done was brought back Fish in 1980 and followed it with Chips. (NT) -- Red River, 00:27:31 06/28/09 Sun
        They could have combined the shows and called it Phil and the Motorcycle Cops. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 09:07:34 06/28/09 Sun
        I appreciate your humor, Red (NT) -- Mervin, 15:19:48 06/28/09 Sun

Ok, here's some fun OC-related news to brighten a day of celebrity deaths... -- 52nd Street Tom, 23:54:46 06/25/09 Thu
- And sitting around the formica table (NT) -- Aristophanes, 01:03:32 06/26/09 Fri
- There was some show about 2 years ago, I think on MTV, that had Dick, Jack Klugman and someone else I can't remember hanging out at the racetrack. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 07:34:29 06/26/09 Fri
  - I was that. It was Tim Conway. (NT) -- Silent Sam, 11:06:48 06/26/09 Fri
    - Sorry. I meant I saw that. I had the right letters but in the wrong order.:-) (NT) -- Silent Sam, 11:09:00 06/26/09 Fri
      - The above correction was a public service announcement from D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia (NT) -- Melnitz, 11:17:43 06/26/09 Fri
        LOL- (Loud out laugh) (NT) -- Silent Mas, 13:22:48 06/26/09 Fri
        Melnitz gets a hug for that. (NT) -- Brian, 15:25:07 06/26/09 Fri
        You dont care how low you stoop (NT) -- Mervin, 15:41:04 06/28/09 Sun
- Let them Be .. that's what the Beatles say. (You can't let them be all the time.) (NT) -- Ma Gump, 12:34:24 06/26/09 Fri
- He wasn't eating chili dogs and garlic pizza? (NT) -- uw, 12:52:50 06/26/09 Fri

There's an unconfirmed report that actor Jeff Goldblum has died after a fall while on location in NZ. -- uw, 21:21:28 06/25/09 Thu
- The link has an update that the rumor is a hoax. (NT) -- Silent Sam, 22:32:21 06/25/09 Thu
  - I dig lies. They're so plastic! (NT) -- uw (sorry about that), 11:26:28 06/26/09 Fri

Michael Jackson rushed to hospital - no word from CNN yet. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 18:14:22 06/25/09 Thu
- Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett on the same day. May they RIP. (NT) -- Speed, 21:07:28 06/25/09 Thu

Woo will like this one- my son was excited when US beat Spain in soccer- I said, What does this mean to the average man? (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 14:38:57 06/25/09 Thu
- It means "on any given day..." It also looks like they will play Brazil, as Danny Alves just scored on a late free kick agaist S. Africa in the other semifinal. (NT) -- uw, 16:19:39 06/25/09 Thu
  - Yup- it's Brazil v US on Sunday in the final from Johannesburg. 2PM ET on ESPN. (NT) -- uw, 16:24:58 06/25/09 Thu
    - The consolation match will be The Bon Vivants v Spain. (NT) -- uw, 16:26:15 06/25/09 Thu
      - Alvez shoots Unger. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 16:52:30 06/25/09 Thu
        After the match I asked Danny what his favorite color is. (NT) -- uw, 19:16:06 06/25/09 Thu

The other day a Sales person was telling me how ratty our booth looked compared to other booths at a trade show. I told the Sales Rep they should tell potential clients "We cut down on the overhead, pass the savings along to you." (NT) -- Mervin, 14:26:55 06/25/09 Thu
- Maybe you can ask the home office in Buenos Aires for an upgrade. (NT) -- uw, 16:32:35 06/25/09 Thu
- You should have shown her the savings by writing it on her table cloth. PS> 150 dollars is NOT half of 200 dollars. GOODBYE, MR. MERV. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 16:53:23 06/25/09 Thu
  - She's right, Merv. (NT) -- Brian, 10:26:23 06/26/09 Fri
- You should pass out calendars with naked ladies falling off a ladder. (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 17:51:00 06/25/09 Thu
- Your business is backed the military junta - which is now a safer bet than most American banks. (NT) -- uw, 19:14:15 06/25/09 Thu

RIP Farrah Fawcett -- uw, 13:36:15 06/25/09 Thu
- The ad next to the article is selling caskets. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:18:02 06/25/09 Thu
  - Talk about poor taste (NT) -- Rigoletto, 14:19:24 06/25/09 Thu
    - If you're going anyway, you may as well save a couple of bucks. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:23:29 06/25/09 Thu

Farrah Fawcett RIP (NT) -- Rigoletto, 13:35:49 06/25/09 Thu
- I remember Steve Martin said he was mad at her, I forget why, but it was even after all that time he spent holding up her poster with one hand. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:04:44 06/25/09 Thu
  - Because she would not talk to him. (NT) -- Roger J. Doctor, 19:30:28 06/25/09 Thu

TCM is running some movie called "Bun E. Lake is Missing" or something. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 18:10:49 06/23/09 Tue
- Carlos?????!!!! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 02:40:19 06/24/09 Wed
  - Everybody Mambo! (NT) -- Mervin, 16:44:11 06/25/09 Thu
    - Be gay! (NT) -- norton woo, 18:54:24 06/25/09 Thu

Spit? You guys went to Spit? (NT) -- Speed, 13:47:06 06/23/09 Tue
- I Vill not Talk! (NT) -- Mervin (motioning throwing a key away), 13:55:06 06/23/09 Tue
- I went there a couple of times. Long Island girls were exotic. (NT) -- Speed, 14:08:14 06/23/09 Tue
  - I thought I recognized you. You're the guy who danced on the speakers (NT) -- Mervin, 14:21:23 06/23/09 Tue
- Speed, I LIVED at Spit. That was the major hang on Sundays and Wednesday (the other nights it was Uncle Sam's the disco). I loved that place. I have some pics from there. I'll send you the link. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 16:20:19 06/23/09 Tue
  - But you take Thursdays off. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 18:33:25 06/23/09 Tue
    - And she don't work they got no pets, so if you got em, get rid of em. (NT) -- Mervin, 13:56:53 06/25/09 Thu
      - ... and if you're planning on having any late snacks, I don't do no cleaning up the next morning. And this boy looks like he has PLENTY of late snacks! (NT) -- Thelma Gump, 14:08:22 06/25/09 Thu
        Hey Ma, this is the first chance I've had to tell you - You Light Up My Life. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:03:17 06/25/09 Thu
        First she's Ma Gump and now she Con Ed? (NT) -- Mervin (The New Yorkers are laughing), 13:30:24 06/26/09 Fri
        I light up your life? Is that because I invented wallpaper that glows in the dark? (NT) -- Ma Gump, 15:13:56 06/26/09 Fri
        The song was in the news very recently. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:00:52 06/26/09 Fri
        Yeah and Ma Gump and Debbie Boone are tough to tell apart (NT) -- Mervin, 16:23:14 06/28/09 Sun

There is a marching band playing "Anchor's Aweigh" out side my building right now. I keep waiting to see Abbott & Costello in Navy uniforms (NT) -- Mervin (Gimme the Water!), 13:28:29 06/23/09 Tue
- Now they're playing "God Bless America" sans Kate Smith. (NT) -- Mervin, 13:30:57 06/23/09 Tue
- Very nice ........ early Andrew Sisters ............ (NT) -- Ma Gump, 13:42:46 06/23/09 Tue
- Where do work, Annapolis? That's quite a commute. (NT) -- uw, 13:51:56 06/23/09 Tue
  - I just hop into my rocket and shoot through the Lincoln Tunnel and I am off to work. (NT) -- Mervin, 15:15:05 06/23/09 Tue
- Channel 13 ran the musical Anchors Aweigh last Saturday. I kept thinking of Bugs singing, "We're shoving right off, we're shoving right off..." (NT) -- Nancy, 15:42:10 06/23/09 Tue
  - Wasn't that Daffy Duck? (NT) -- Mervin, 13:58:25 06/25/09 Thu
    - It was he. (NT) -- Brian, 15:18:01 06/25/09 Thu
      - Who dat say Me say Me? (NT) -- Mervin, 15:30:59 06/25/09 Thu

Ed McMahon dead at 86. How dead IS he? Hi-Ohhhh. (NT) -- Melnitz, 11:58:35 06/23/09 Tue
- I liked when he took a day off from the show, and Johnny carson gave him a hard time about it, So Ed just looked at Johnny and said something like Look who's talking about taking time off from work. RIP Eddie (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 12:04:33 06/23/09 Tue
  - I remember that! Now they're together again. God Bless. (NT) -- Myrna, 12:06:48 06/23/09 Tue
- Very nice man. rip (NT) -- uw, 12:43:20 06/23/09 Tue
- That son of a bitch never showed up at my house with check from Publishers Clearing House. Ed McMahon FEH! (NT) -- Mervin, 13:04:42 06/23/09 Tue
- You know, I read his obit. It wasn't a long column, but they included all the high points of his life. In fact, EVERY thing you'd ever want to know about him was right there in that one article. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 13:24:51 06/23/09 Tue
  - You are wrong, formaldehyde breath, (NT) -- uw (good one, ww), 13:48:48 06/23/09 Tue
    - I was wondering what kind of breath I'd be - thanks. (NT) -- WW, 15:23:41 06/23/09 Tue
      - Oh - You mean there's more? (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:06:57 06/23/09 Tue
- Does this mean he doesn't have to pay the mortgage on his house? Or can his wife go back to spending $100K per month on his AMEX card? (NT) -- Rigoletto, 14:07:53 06/23/09 Tue

Ok which one of you cute little cup cakes is gonna come home and cook me a nice meal and give me a bl*w j*b? (NT) -- Merv Carlin (Is this the NOW message board), 15:39:17 06/22/09 Mon
- No takers, Merv? How could anyone resist an offer like that. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 12:03:21 06/23/09 Tue
  - Can you believe it Ma? That worked like a charm at Spit (NT) -- Mervin, 12:53:47 06/23/09 Tue
    - ANYTHING would have worked at Spit. Especially at 4 am when the castaways linger around and hook up with anyone with a pulse. (NT) -- Ma gump, 16:21:42 06/23/09 Tue
- What in the wide wide world of sports!!!??? (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 12:05:21 06/23/09 Tue
- What? There's cupcakes? (NT) -- unger ('F' in reading comprehension) woo, 12:39:13 06/23/09 Tue
  - A Bakery? Tarts! (NT) -- Mervin (He took my whistle), 12:56:05 06/23/09 Tue

So how did all you Mother F*****s spend Father's day? (NT) -- Mervin (didnt get to use that joke yesterday), 09:12:32 06/22/09 Mon
- I climbed up a rock wall (NT) -- Mervin, 09:13:02 06/22/09 Mon
- Bruce and I were in Newark, NJ taking his nephew to the airport. (NT) -- Andre LP, 09:45:46 06/22/09 Mon
  - I guess that's a whole lot easier than trying to bring Newark airport to your nephew (NT) -- Mervin, 10:33:18 06/22/09 Mon
- 9 holes of bad golf in the mist / rain (NT) -- Speed, 10:05:59 06/22/09 Mon
- I spent it with my unabandoned Oriental baby. (NT) -- Roger, 11:37:17 06/22/09 Mon
- I went to my Lexington Ave. Opera Club meeting on Central Park West. (NT) -- uw, 12:55:28 06/22/09 Mon
- I was at Fenway with Dull Bee and the rest of the family. (NT) -- scott, 20:50:18 06/27/09 Sat

When Thunder Roars, Go Indoors! Lightning Safety Week: June 21-27, 2009 (NT) -- Wild Willie, 15:58:40 06/21/09 Sun
- Yeah! They had Tornado Week - last month? the Vortex 2 people didn't find any during that time period. They weren't in the right place. Had a tornado observed abt 2 mi. south of here. Derailed a bunch of rr cars. It's like your damned if they let you call it a tornado - the rr cars were derailed by a strong down wind. 1 1/2 " of rain in a half hour, then another inch. Heck we got an inch of rain this AM> (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 11:16:24 06/22/09 Mon
  - I know some of you were probably having some bad storms, too, over the weekend. Hope all is fine. Oh, yeah, the tornado sirens went off twice (hit by lightning both times). I look outside, no tornado there, look thru the kitchen window, no tornado there. No weapons of mass destruction there either (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 11:18:48 06/22/09 Mon
    - It the siren was for lightning, a tornado would have come by and ripped it out. (NT) -- reetsietuesday (No power 11 hrs Fri nite, and still ticked off..), 11:21:54 06/22/09 Mon
  - I know it's stupid, but the media won't call it a tornado until it's officially catigorized by the proper officials. It's an insurance claim thing. (NT) -- uw, 12:46:06 06/22/09 Mon
    - categorized (NT) -- uw ("huvyweight.... muddle huvyweight?"), 12:57:28 06/22/09 Mon

Urban Schocker. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 08:45:51 06/20/09 Sat
- Sorry, I meant Urban Shocker. (NT) -- WW, 08:47:36 06/20/09 Sat
- Willie, what's so shocking? (NT) -- 52, 22:30:31 06/20/09 Sat
- What does this mean to the average man? (NT) -- Mike M., 02:23:25 06/21/09 Sun
  - I happened to come across this unusual name of a 1920's Yankee pitcher. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 09:44:23 06/21/09 Sun
- Dean Windass -- uw, 11:56:54 06/21/09 Sun
  - Hey man I'm talking American Baseball here, not sissy English Football. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 13:46:42 06/21/09 Sun
    - You're right. I forgot about players like Jose Reyes- that gritty gamer who will do anything to win. (NT) -- uw, 17:00:27 06/21/09 Sun

That Rycroft chick parlayed her "fame," "success," and "experience" into a gig on Good Morning America. There's something seriously wrong with this country. (NT) -- Melnitz, 09:32:47 06/19/09 Fri
- I agree with you 100 % but then again... (NT) -- Mervin, 09:43:57 06/19/09 Fri
  - Does anyone even watch GMA? (NT) -- Wild Willie, 11:03:50 06/19/09 Fri
  - You got me there, Merv. New slogan for GMA - " Get up early in every sense of the word!" (NT) -- Melnitz, 12:20:57 06/19/09 Fri
    - You know something? I LIKE IT. (NT) -- Ma gump, 13:15:18 06/19/09 Fri
- I would like to see her "royal seal". (NT) -- uw, 11:55:48 06/19/09 Fri
- How about "forget the Viagra, get up with Melissa!" (NT) -- Madison Avenue Mervin, 14:23:42 06/19/09 Fri
  - Why? (NT) -- Brian, 17:34:45 06/19/09 Fri
    - Because "get up with Al Roker" just doesn't pack the same punch. (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:06:56 06/19/09 Fri
      - Eight million men in New York and you give me Al Roker?? (NT) -- Brian, 19:46:27 06/19/09 Fri
- Re: She uses her God given features and assets the same way that Einstein used his....please explain to me what is the difference between the two.She is not discussing Detente' with Henry Kissinger.She is talking about the topics of the day and current events.If a grown man DOESN'T wish to see her on television,THEN there is something wrong...and not with the country. (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 19:11:23 06/19/09 Fri
  - Einstein's "talents and assets" were one in a billion. If looks are your only criteria, there are ten thousand women in NYC alone that are in her league. She is riding the celebrity flavor-of-the-month wave based on no particular talent other than looking good in a bikini, and now in the eyes of millions of moronic TV viewers she will be imbued with the all the credibility of a legitimate journalist. That's what's wrong. Start thinking with your brain instead of your schmekele. (NT) -- Melnitz, 00:07:05 06/20/09 Sat
    - Is it ok to watch if we turn the sound down? (NT) -- Wild Willie, 10:14:38 06/20/09 Sat
    - Re: So the millions that will deem her a "legitimate journalist"should be very indebted to you Melnitz for making us see that we are being hoodwinked.Where the Fuk-owi would we be without you?For me,I will decide for myself what is journalism and what is not.Thanks for being....ON the job!!!! (NT) -- Benny the Loanshark., 11:00:52 06/20/09 Sat
      - And the reason why Katie Couric fails at 6:30 PM is because everyone associates her with that morning fluff she did for 15 years. So you know people are not taking this chick seriously. (NT) -- uw, 12:54:24 06/20/09 Sat
    - Oh, yeah, I forgot - Einstein was a member of "the tribe." Thank you, Benny, for giving us another look at your true colors. (NT) -- Melnitz, 13:44:33 06/20/09 Sat
      - Scientists say that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than the average human brain. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 15:38:29 06/20/09 Sat
        I don't bother myself with such things. you know who was a wonderful guest? Sir Lawrence Olivier. (NT) -- Mervin, 17:07:03 06/20/09 Sat
        Now that man was a trouper. You'd never see him on TV in a bikini at 7 in the morning. (NT) -- uw, 17:40:42 06/20/09 Sat
        Yeah, I think there's a movie about him - To Sir With Love. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 19:41:26 06/20/09 Sat
      - Re: First of all,I would probably be insulted at being portrayed as an anti-semite if it was projected by someone other than you.My tribe comments are only directed to those who take themselves way too seriously.The Chris Bermans of the world fall into this category.As insulted as you seem to get,obviously so do you.Inside,if you need more info... -- Benny the Loanshark., 22:01:31 06/20/09 Sat
        Alrighty then. You're a selective anti-semite. Way to not incite. (NT) -- Melnitz, 22:54:36 06/20/09 Sat
- I'd do her again. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 11:54:06 06/21/09 Sun
- That's it! That's what's been missing from the OCMB! If you've got something to say....let it alllll out! PS...her new term does sound like an iffy experiment on GMA's part. (NT) -- Salty, 15:01:14 06/21/09 Sun
  - I thought it was He-who's-name-we're-noy-supposed-to-mention. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:19:18 06/21/09 Sun
    - Let me try that again: He-whose-name-we're-not-supposed-to-mention. (NT) -- WW, 16:20:58 06/21/09 Sun
      - If you had been Chinese you would have gotten it. (NT) -- uw, 16:50:47 06/21/09 Sun
        I never did understand that situation. Did he come back under a different name? (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:55:12 06/21/09 Sun
        I was referring to the Bolivian Chickens episode, when Oscar is trying to be nice to Felix and refrains from yelling. "You must never be nice to me." 'If you feel hostile, let it out' or something like that. (NT) -- Salty, 19:55:25 06/21/09 Sun
        I'm not sure. He did for a while, I think. (NT) -- uw, 20:58:37 06/21/09 Sun
        I think he's busy. (NT) -- Roger, 13:47:05 06/22/09 Mon

Would you put this on the back of your car?... -- pb, 03:17:54 06/19/09 Fri
- I've got this on the back of my car (link inside) -- Speed, 08:39:20 06/19/09 Fri
- No. You'd meet a lot of weirdos, freaks and twisted loners. (NT) -- Melnitz, 09:29:23 06/19/09 Fri
  - Strange people will photograph your bumpers . (NT) -- Mervin, 10:15:57 06/19/09 Fri
  - That reminds me. Where are We having this year's OC gathering? (NT) -- Silent Sam, 10:48:42 06/19/09 Fri
    - I'm thinking my house as long as everyone is willing to drive out to Long Island and bathe me (NT) -- Mervin, 11:06:39 06/19/09 Fri
      - I'll drive you to Wyoming. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 11:51:14 06/19/09 Fri
        C'mon over Ma. You can tell all your friend in L.A. you're vacationing in Hicksville (NT) -- Mervin, 12:09:16 06/19/09 Fri
        That'll impress them, won't it? When I was a kid and I lived there and people would ask where I was from, I'd say Levittown because I was embarrased by the stupid name of my town. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 14:13:51 06/19/09 Fri
        Just be glad you're not from Muttontown. (where?) (NT) -- Mervin, 14:24:45 06/19/09 Fri
- I was thinking of having it at the same place as last year's - and scaling back on costs due to the economy of course. Not definite yet, but I was thinking about $20-25 per person, depending on how things go. I know it's four months from now, but to gauge interest/attendance, is everybody in? (NT) -- Andre LP, 12:35:36 06/19/09 Fri
  - Instead of Italian food, we're having red wine and fish sticks. (NT) -- Andre LP, 12:51:26 06/19/09 Fri
    - Unless you're serious Mervin and want to host the party at your house in November. Leave me a note signed "FU" (NT) -- Andre LP, 13:13:02 06/19/09 Fri
      - Thats me serious Merv. I cleared it with the home office (in Buenos Aires) and as long as the carpenters are done we can have this at my house. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:19:41 06/19/09 Fri
        Okay Merv, you can have the reins back this year (I'm a big girl, I didn't cry at Anzio. I hear Bruce breathing a sigh of relief ...). We'll have the shindig at your house. Will you wear your Golden Apron? Will you be rewashing Peaches' lettuce? Let me know via email if you need any help from me. (NT) -- Andre LP, 15:39:22 06/19/09 Fri
        I wasnt taking back the reigns. I need your help. You're my eyes Cindy! (NT) -- Mervin, 16:07:56 06/19/09 Fri
        Table......sofa.......Cindy...... Don't try to con me with Lincoln, what do you need Merv? (NT) -- Andre LP, 16:15:27 06/19/09 Fri
        Merv...do we have to let you know before 10:00 if we're sleeping over? (NT) -- Salty, 15:04:19 06/21/09 Sun
        Do you have medicated soap? Is there a drug store near your house? I'll make you a list. (NT) -- uw, 16:55:41 06/21/09 Sun
        no need for advance notice if you are staying over Salty. just give me a minute to splash on some Bay Rum (NT) -- Mervin, 08:03:22 06/22/09 Mon
        Before we all go to Mervin's house, we'll have to read his manual. We'll need a key to get out and look out for the two way mirrors! (NT) -- Andre LP, 09:48:41 06/22/09 Mon
        The key to get out is true! Whoo, who told you about the two way mirrors (NT) -- Mervin, 11:44:32 06/22/09 Mon
        Actually, when we redid our main bathroom I suggested we get tri paneled shower doors with one mirrored panel. Having a daughter I figured she'd like a full length mirror for when she got dressed. Well, My 6 year old son discovered you can watch yourself pee and hasn't hit the bowl since. (NT) -- Mervin, 11:48:20 06/22/09 Mon

She's such a babe that... (NT) -- Speed, 17:26:10 06/18/09 Thu
- If she were a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln (NT) -- Speed, 17:27:16 06/18/09 Thu
- She's magically babelicious. (NT) -- Garth Gump, 18:28:18 06/18/09 Thu
- ... if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl? I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. (NT) -- Garth Gump, 18:29:31 06/18/09 Thu
- In Latin she would be bablia majora (NT) -- Speed, 20:28:59 06/18/09 Thu
  - I don't want it in Latin. (NT) -- Mike M., 09:20:27 06/19/09 Fri
- She tested very high on the strokeability scale. (NT) -- uw, 20:41:06 06/18/09 Thu
- ...that she made me ask, "Who is that?" !!! (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 22:06:45 06/18/09 Thu
- You look up 'Babe' in the dictionary and there's her picture. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 07:21:57 06/19/09 Fri

Pop Belkin in real life -- Rigoletto, 12:18:17 06/18/09 Thu
- It just means he was experienced. (NT) -- uw, 13:11:45 06/18/09 Thu
- It means he was old. (NT) -- Mike M., 14:02:42 06/18/09 Thu
- Is the anyone on board who can fly a plane? Oh, we're also out of coffee! (NT) -- Mervin, 14:29:46 06/18/09 Thu
- "Well its not going to happen just sitting in your living room........." (NT) -- Blinky Madison, 15:53:29 06/18/09 Thu
  - It just did (NT) -- Rigoletto, 16:55:53 06/18/09 Thu
- Did anybody jump out, leaving the sissy-boys behind? (NT) -- Vinnie, 17:47:10 06/18/09 Thu
- YOU CAN SIT THERE CALMLY AND SAY "NEWARK"?? (NT) -- uw, 21:12:22 06/18/09 Thu

This guy is my new favorite film critic -- uw, 11:47:02 06/18/09 Thu
- How was the cinematography? Was the lighting good? Did the costumes have both verve and panache? (NT) -- Andre LP, 13:08:16 06/18/09 Thu
  - H.R. Pufnstuff, mooooove over! (NT) -- uw, 13:46:46 06/18/09 Thu
    - Striking scenery, saucy lyrics. (NT) -- Ma Gump, 18:30:11 06/18/09 Thu
- All I know is that Land of the Lost has to be better than Vanilla Sky. (NT) -- 52nd Street Tom, 22:09:02 06/18/09 Thu
- Will Ferrell is getting to be the new Ben Stiller. He's stretching what little talent he did have mighty thin. (NT) -- Melnitz, 19:08:55 06/19/09 Fri
- I actually went and had a good time. It's far from good, but it had some funny moments. (NT) -- pb, 16:32:24 06/20/09 Sat

Who is Melissa? (NT) -- Speed, 09:19:33 06/18/09 Thu
- Melissa Rycroft. She was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader who was dumped on the Bachelor and then went Dancing With The Stars. She a nobody who got famous on reality shows, but she is very attractive. (NT) -- Mervin, 14:08:54 06/18/09 Thu

Lucy and Desi's great-granddaughter (link to portfolio pics - safe for work) -- uw, 19:45:03 06/17/09 Wed
- Wow, she's pretty. Doesn't look a thing like Fred Mertz. (NT) -- Andre LP, 09:12:49 06/18/09 Thu
- I wonder if she's ever had a loving cup stuck on her head. (NT) -- Roger, 09:22:47 06/18/09 Thu
- Her boyfriend is a rock star. He says she's a great girl, but she is always asking him if she can play in his band. (NT) -- uw, 14:36:23 06/18/09 Thu
- Whose daughter is she? I can't find anything on Google. And the IMDB doesn't even list the names of Lucie Arnaz's children. (NT) -- Nancy, 15:54:14 06/18/09 Thu
  - She'll want the new Superman to come to her birthday party. (NT) -- Wild Willie, 16:05:09 06/18/09 Thu

Ah Miss Rycroft, would you do the honors of accompanying me to the Royal Ball? (NT) -- Franklin Lange, 14:49:05 06/17/09 Wed
- Ok skinny!!! (NT) -- Mike M., 14:51:45 06/17/09 Wed

Free White Castle! (NT) -- Wild Willie (http://www.whitecastle.com/88/coupon.html), 13:26:16 06/17/09 Wed
- I've been craving White Castle. This coupon gives me an excuse to go. (NT) -- Mike M., 14:45:45 06/17/09 Wed
- Lucky! I'd have to go to Indy to get one. (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 20:09:01 06/18/09 Thu
  - It's closer (NT) -- reetsietuesday, 20:09:41 06/18/09 Thu

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