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Subject: More rosettes!


Author:
Mia
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Date Posted: 17:52:07 09/16/03 Tue

We got the results of "Reading Cats Protection Cat Photo Show" today and I got 2nd place in "Best Tabby" and 2nd place in "Funniest Cat". Polly got 6th in "Best Tortie", 1st in "Best Rescue" and "BEST IN SHOW"!!!!!
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Subject: mum's gone mad!


Author:
Dan Crouchr
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Date Posted: 23:35:16 09/12/03 Fri

She went to something called an "opera" with Auntie Jan tonight, and she came back singing something very odd indeed. She said it was Mozart!
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Subject: VERY sad news


Author:
Mia
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Date Posted: 17:30:53 09/10/03 Wed

Harry, our foster brother, got poorly and Mum had to take him to the vet's. The vet said that she would try to make him better, but she couldn't and he died. We're all sad, especially Mum so I'm giving her lots of cuddles.
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Subject: A Discovery


Author:
Bertie
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Date Posted: 11:06:28 09/09/03 Tue

I made a discovery in the laundry. Mum took wet clothes out of one machine and put them into another one. I climbed into the machine to have a look but Mum made me get out. Then she closed the door and the clothes started going round and round and tumbling all over each other. It was fascinating. I sat and watched it for ages. I tried to stand up and touch the clothes but I couldn't because the glass door was in the way. When the clothes came out they were all lovely and warm and I tried to snuggle up in them but Mum wouldn't let me.
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Subject: Kitten alert!!!!!!!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 20:00:11 09/07/03 Sun

We've got kittens in our spare bedroom. Two of them! I've hissed at them and they hissed back!
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Subject: HELP!!!


Author:
Edmond Crouch
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Date Posted: 18:29:31 09/04/03 Thu

I heard mum on the phone to Auntie Jan. She says she's going across the sea on a big ship with Auntie Anne. We can't go, and we're going to the cats home - for three weeks! I hope there's enough to eat, and someone to cuddle us.
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Subject: Hello everyone


Author:
Bertie
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Date Posted: 02:06:36 08/31/03 Sun

Hi there. Thanks everyone for replying to my message. I'm only a young man, less than a year old actually. I did have a brother called Henry - some of you may remember him - but sadly he died before I was born. I have a sister called Mitsi. She is a huge, fat tabby and quite a snobby piece actually. She hardly ever speaks to me so we keep our distance. I have a brother called Ollie who is a black and white puppy of around three months of age. He's quite a nice chap for a dog and we get along OK. Sometimes we play chasing in the garden. Hope I get to know some of you better. Bye for now.
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Subject: Dark Invader


Author:
Bertie
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Date Posted: 10:20:09 08/27/03 Wed

My mum calls me 'Dark Invader'. Could be because I'm black all over, or it could be because I'm constantly stalking prey. My record so far is six birds in one day! Dad's glad I'm keeping the birds out of the paddocks and reckons he won't need a scarecrow!! Mum thinks it's fine for me to catch birds but she seems to have a problem with me 'playing' with them on the doormat outside the glass door so everyone can watch, and then hiding the remains in the shrub next to the door. My other hobbies include climbing very high up trees and draping myself along the wood paling fence while taking in the sun.
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Subject: I'm famous!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 19:57:38 08/20/03 Wed

Remember the competition Mia won? Well, I'm a finalist this time! http://www.madaboutcats.com/Photo_Comp_1.html
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Subject: Very suspicious


Author:
Polly
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Date Posted: 08:28:32 08/18/03 Mon

Mum came home yesterday smelling of kitten.
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Subject: It's a bit scary here today!


Author:
Dan Crouch
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Date Posted: 13:38:22 08/10/03 Sun

We're having a huge thunderstorm, and there's lots of flashes and bangs. We're all hiding under the furniture till it finishes.
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Subject: We've all been to the vets!


Author:
Dan Crouch
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Date Posted: 10:53:30 08/02/03 Sat

Mum and Granny Smith took us to the vets this morning for our jabs. Boris and Doris came too for theirs. We taught them the words of "the song" in the car. We had a six part harmony going at one point. Mum says she needs a drink to calm her nerves, I don't know what she means. I hope she doesn't go out with Beccy and Simon again, like last week. I want my dinner on the table at six o'clock.
Subject: It's outrageous!


Author:
Dan Crouch
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Date Posted: 07:39:38 07/27/03 Sun

Mum went out yesterday lunchtime to meet up with our Cousin Beccy, and Simon, and she didn't come back until midnight! They went to the pub and had a curry. We didn't get any dinner last night. We're going to report mum to the Cats Protection for starving us.
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Subject: A new monster!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 07:58:09 07/26/03 Sat

We have a new monster, but he's not as scary as Uncle Jonathan. He's called Daniel and he's our human cousin. I like to run away from him, but I soon come back. He must be nice as all the others love him. Polly, of course, loves everybody. Mia, sits on his lap all the time. Treacle slept on his bed last night and he only ever sleeps with Mum and Dad. (I had to keep them company last night instead.)
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Subject: Went to the vet's yesterday...


Author:
Polly
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Date Posted: 07:49:08 07/26/03 Sat

...and he was really pleased with me. I was 6.1 kg so I had gained a little bit, but he said that could have been a full bladder. So I don't need to go and see him anymore. I have to stick to my diet, which is not really as bad as I pretend, but I will be able to have a treat sometimes.
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Subject: Moths are fun!


Author:
Mwg Crouch
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Date Posted: 07:55:45 07/20/03 Sun

I've been having fun chasing moths round the garden. Mum doesn't like me to bring them into the house though. It makes a change from frogs!
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Subject: Mum's gone all silly again


Author:
Dan Crouch
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Date Posted: 14:56:11 06/28/03 Sat

Our granny Smith has just had two tiny little kittens and mum's gone all demented! They took them to the vets this morning, one's a boy and one's a girl, so Mum's persuaded Gran to call them Boris and Doris. If I hear one more time how cute they are I'm going to throw up in the middle of the carpet.
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Subject: Thank you...


Author:
Treacle
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Date Posted: 09:15:02 06/27/03 Fri

for my birthday card. I've had a very nice breakfast and I spotted more Sheba in the cupboard for later!
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Subject: We had lots of strangers in our house


Author:
Martha Crouch
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Date Posted: 11:49:30 06/07/03 Sat

We had Granny Smith (Mum's mum), Granny Kirby (Daddy's mum), Uncle Derek and Auntie Brigitte, Uncle Alistair and Auntie Lorraine, Uncle Tudor and Auntie Anne, Auntie Jan, Auntie Amanda, cousins Gail and Wendy, with Chris and Phil, and lots of people who used to work with Daddy, and ladies from where Mum used to work. We stayed in the kitchen and helped Phyl and Maureen who were in charge of the salmon sandwiches. Everybody said I was beautiful.
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Subject: I'm poorly


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 21:18:13 06/14/03 Sat

I've got a poorly ear. A big cat, who used to be even bigger, beat me up yesterday and my ear was bleeding. I had to have lots of cuddles from Mum (and a plate of tuna!)
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Subject: Granny has arrived!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 12:23:15 06/17/03 Tue

Mum and Dad are going on holiday and Granny will be looking after us. Yippee!
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Subject: I got locked in the garage!


Author:
Mwg Crouch
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Date Posted: 19:23:52 06/14/03 Sat

I went in there for a nose when mum was doing some gardening. She didn't know I was in there and closed the door. It was dark and scary, and I cried my eyes out until she realised I was in there and let me out. I wasn't in there very long, but I won't be doing that again, thank you very much.
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Subject: Humans are weird


Author:
Mia
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Date Posted: 07:03:18 06/01/03 Sun

Yesterday Mum and Dad paid money to watch people acting like cats. They could have stayed home, spent the money on tuna for us, and watched us acting like cats. We're very good at it!
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Subject: Hey Sassy - I've got something to tell you!


Author:
Edmond Crouch
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Date Posted: 09:11:59 05/31/03 Sat

I saw Mwg kissing another girl! We had a visit yesterday from a very pretty little tabby and white girl, and Mwg was very interested. Just thought you ought to know.
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Subject: Thank you for my birthday card!


Author:
Edmond Crouch
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Date Posted: 20:18:14 05/29/03 Thu

Thank you for my card, and my lovely toy duck. I've been chewing him, and he's rather soggy now. I like him very much.
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Subject: Crouch Cats


Author:
Murphy cats
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Date Posted: 12:57:00 05/28/03 Wed

Just wanted to let you know that we're thinking about you at this very sad time. Give your Mum tons of extra cuddles and take good care of her.
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Subject: Hey Sassy Murphy


Author:
Martha Crouch
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Date Posted: 19:17:32 05/15/03 Thu

A little bird told me you've been a very naughty girl and made your mum cry. Naughty girl! Go and give her a big purry dribbly cuddle, and she'll forgive you then.
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Subject: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!


Author:
Polly
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Date Posted: 11:24:28 05/10/03 Sat

I've now reached my target weight of 6 kg and won't have the sachets any more!!!!
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Subject: Ripped sheet!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 16:23:59 05/05/03 Mon

Yesterday I helped Mum and Dad change their bedding. I always help. (It's great fun and, if I'm lucky, at the end they throw me up in the duvet.) Anyway, I was holding on to the sheet with my claws and Dad pulled the sheet and it ripped. That's definitely his fault, not mine, don't you think?!
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Subject: Polly is in BIG, BIG trouble!


Author:
Mia
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Date Posted: 08:24:19 05/09/03 Fri

Mum has found her with a half-eaten rabbit! No wonder she's not losing weight!
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Subject: Happy Birthday Sassy!


Author:
Polly, Mia and Treacle
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Date Posted: 20:49:22 05/06/03 Tue

Sassy is 2 today!
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Subject: Oh No!


Author:
Martha Crouch
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Date Posted: 18:44:07 05/02/03 Fri

There was a postcard on the mat this morning from the vet with all out names on. I'ts jab and tablet time again! I tried to hide it under the mat but Mum found it. Time to start practicing our four part harmonies on THAT SONG.
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Subject: Mum stole my frog


Author:
Mwg Crouch
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Date Posted: 18:50:29 05/01/03 Thu

Three times I got him out of the pool to play with me, and three times Mum put him back in again. Grr!
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Subject: I'm famous!


Author:
Mia
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Date Posted: 07:47:21 04/30/03 Wed

It's my turn to be famous. I've won a prize in a photographic competition and your Mum can vote for me if she likes.

http://www.madaboutcats.com/Photo_Comp_1.html
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Subject: The first murder of the year.


Author:
The Crouches
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Date Posted: 18:54:24 04/29/03 Tue

Mum found a sparrow chick feet up on the patio this morning. She wants to know who murdered it, but we're not saying, in case we get smacked bums!
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Subject: Oops!


Author:
Polly
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Date Posted: 17:12:26 04/26/03 Sat

I saw the vet this morning and I think his scales are faulty. He reckons I've put weight on and now I have to take a thyroid tablet every day.
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Subject: We got ducklings!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 14:26:42 04/21/03 Mon

Lots of them! Now I just have to rememember they're for looking at, not for chasing and definitely not for eating!
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Subject: Thank you Murphies!


Author:
Mwg Crouch
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Date Posted: 19:10:19 04/16/03 Wed

Thank you for my lovely birthday card, and my toy frog! Martha asked if she could play with it, and I was a good boy and let her. (Dan was scared of it, what a wimp!)
We had tuna for our tea tonight, it was yummy. Whose birthday is it next?
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Subject: I'm a stalker!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 08:50:54 04/07/03 Mon

I've been stalking a pheasant. I didn't catch it, but it was fun!
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Subject: Humans are odd!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 15:01:43 03/31/03 Mon

If I bring back one feather and throw it around Mum thinks it's cute. However, last night I brought home a whole wing and when I threw that at her she wasn't impressed!
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Subject: Hi Polly


Author:
Edmond Crouch
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Date Posted: 10:36:09 03/31/03 Mon

I asked my mum to send you a picture of me looking handsome. Personally I think she's made me look a bit startled and gormless, but never mind! Love, Edmond
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Subject: Wish me luck!


Author:
Polly
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Date Posted: 16:08:09 03/28/03 Fri

I'm off to the vet's tomorrow. I'm supposed to be under 6 kg, but I've been cheating so much lately there's not much chance of that!
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Subject: Daddy's coming home tomorrow!


Author:
Dan Crouch
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Date Posted: 19:39:53 03/28/03 Fri

He's being allowed home for a few hours tomorrow, then Mum has to take him back. Oh heck, I hope she doesn't tell him how naughty we've all been while he's been away!
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Subject: Mum's gone all silly!


Author:
Dan Crouch
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Date Posted: 12:46:23 03/22/03 Sat

Our cousin Beccy's got a new kitten and mum went to see him. She won't shut up about his pretty face, his baby blue eyes, his little spiky tail, you get the picture!

I hope this doesn't give her silly ideas.
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Subject: A surprise!


Author:
Sassy
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Date Posted: 17:27:16 03/19/03 Wed

I could hear a bird walking around on the shed roof this morning so, of course, I had to get up to have a look. It was a duck! What a fright it gave me!
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Subject: Happy Birthday Dan!


Author:
The Murphy cats
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Date Posted: 08:23:23 03/12/03 Wed

Hope you have a lovely day!
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Subject: We won!


Author:
Mwg and Edmond Crouch
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Date Posted: 12:16:38 03/09/03 Sun

Mum's just told us off for beating up a black and white cat in our garden. She said he was cute! Can you believe it. We soon saw him off. Mwg and Edmond.
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