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Subject: Martha's really in trouble this time Author: Mwg Crouch [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 14:11:45 02/02/02 Sat Mum and dad were having a nice steak, with wine and candles on the table. Martha jumped up, stuck her tail in the candle, and set it on fire. Mum jumped up and flapped at her, Daddy knocked his wine all over the clean table cloth. Martha is ok, apart from a singed tail. Have you ever smelled roasted cat - bleugh!!! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Poor Martha. Hope you're better soon. Actually I have smelled roast cat - roast Polly in fact. At Christmas she was asleep upside down in front of the fire and she burned her foot - twice! (NT) Sassy 09:26:55 02/03/02 Sun Did Daddy call you "Bimbo Brains"? (NT) Singer 19:10:07 02/04/02 Mon