Kansas Update on Jimbeaux: Well it has been a year and a half since Jimbeaux has been up there looking for Dorothy. Instead of finding Dorothy he found the EMU's which look nothing like Dorothy however he has named one Dorothy. We are continually sending him to school to learn him something and all he ever does is look at the pictures in the book. Jimbeaux recently went to a week long school and is now certified in Super Hight Intensity Training. I have recently taken a position with a new company and am reporting to Kansas effective Monday morning, My new position is executive coffee pot manager and going to try to find Dorothy for Jimbeaux. With all the training he has went through he can now recognize a train 2 out of 3 times so he is getting better. -- DRAG STRIP ACTION

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Date Posted: Saturday, July 19, 07:03:08pm
Author: Nick Tha P....
Subject: Kansas Update on Jimbeaux: Well it has been a year and a half since Jimbeaux has been up there looking for Dorothy. Instead of finding Dorothy he found the EMU's which look nothing like Dorothy however he has named one Dorothy. We are continually sending him to school to learn him something and all he ever does is look at the pictures in the book. Jimbeaux recently went to a week long school and is now certified in Super Hight Intensity Training. I have recently taken a position with a new company and am reporting to Kansas effective Monday morning, My new position is executive coffee pot manager and going to try to find Dorothy for Jimbeaux. With all the training he has went through he can now recognize a train 2 out of 3 times so he is getting better.

I will miss the camaraderie with many of you and have made some tremendous friendships along the way, however, it is time to flip over a new leaf, open a new chapter in a book, start a new journey, etc....

Jimbeaux has even trained his EMU's as lifeguards at his pool.

Jimbeaux and I will be teaming up up there, as our wives say we always are getting into something, there is never a dull moment when we are in the same room. I plan on spanking Jimbeaux all over Kansas...LOL, actually I will be there to help him make sure he does not put his helmet on backwards when he gets in his dragster..LOL

If any of you come up to Kansas look us up. Houston will always be considered home, but an offer was made that just cannot refuse.

Looking forward to some fresh air,EMU's, and some snow this winter.

Nick Tha P....

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[> Let me clarify myself "executive coffee pot manager" had to get that in before Bobby zinged me on it. -- Nick Tha P...., Saturday, July 19, 07:23:37pm [1]

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[> Hey....If you put a bow in their hair, some bright red lipstick and some ruby ....................................................well, I don't know what you would call them, but you would be surprised how Dorothy-like the Emu's can look. Welcome to Kansas buddy, we is gonna have fun! -- Jimbeaux, Saturday, July 19, 08:26:36pm [1]

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[> I know for a fact, that if it weren't for the distractions, Jimbeaux would be able to identify those trains 3 fer 3. Have you ever seen an emu in red shoes click her heels 3 times? I have been to Kansas once. Be careful up there. every small town has a bar named sportsmans. they can be tricky. they sell curly fries and call them suzyques. if you're not careful, they get all wrapped around your fingers and dribble ketchup on your sunday shirt. be sure to buy a good snow shovel, and a 50 lb. bag of rock salt. invest in some good thermal undies, too. you'll need them by October. GOOD LUCK -- d.s. in Katy running a soaker hose in the flowers, Sunday, July 20, 06:38:04am [1]

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[> Well being it is OFFICIAL i guess it is time to say we will miss you ! You old FART! Expect to gain weight eating that good food at all the County Fairs around Kansas! I agree with DS,better invest in some good thermal undie for you and your wife! snow shovels,snow blower,buy stock in rock salt, save your golf shoes to wear when the ice gets thick so you don't slip and slide too bad when you try to walk around.Meanwhile we will still be hear wiping off all the humidity,putting up with YO DADDY in RED SUSPENDERS! Wish you and the Family the BEST OF LUCK on your new adventure into KANSAS! Also be careful not to buy a home within 5 miles of a FEED LOT! If you do and the wind blows your way you will be loading up to move back here with all of us! LOL -- Bobby"THE PORTER HICK" Dodson, Sunday, July 20, 10:32:22pm [1]

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