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Date Posted: Saturday, July 19, 08:26:36pm
Author: Jimbeaux
Subject: Hey....If you put a bow in their hair, some bright red lipstick and some ruby ....................................................well, I don't know what you would call them, but you would be surprised how Dorothy-like the Emu's can look. Welcome to Kansas buddy, we is gonna have fun!
In reply to: Nick Tha P.... 's message, "Kansas Update on Jimbeaux: Well it has been a year and a half since Jimbeaux has been up there looking for Dorothy. Instead of finding Dorothy he found the EMU's which look nothing like Dorothy however he has named one Dorothy. We are continually sending him to school to learn him something and all he ever does is look at the pictures in the book. Jimbeaux recently went to a week long school and is now certified in Super Hight Intensity Training. I have recently taken a position with a new company and am reporting to Kansas effective Monday morning, My new position is executive coffee pot manager and going to try to find Dorothy for Jimbeaux. With all the training he has went through he can now recognize a train 2 out of 3 times so he is getting better." on Saturday, July 19, 07:03:08pm


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[> I know for a fact, that if it weren't for the distractions, Jimbeaux would be able to identify those trains 3 fer 3. Have you ever seen an emu in red shoes click her heels 3 times? I have been to Kansas once. Be careful up there. every small town has a bar named sportsmans. they can be tricky. they sell curly fries and call them suzyques. if you're not careful, they get all wrapped around your fingers and dribble ketchup on your sunday shirt. be sure to buy a good snow shovel, and a 50 lb. bag of rock salt. invest in some good thermal undies, too. you'll need them by October. GOOD LUCK -- d.s. in Katy running a soaker hose in the flowers, Sunday, July 20, 06:38:04am [1]


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