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Date Posted: Tuesday, July 29, 04:15:10pm
Author: ds driving ms suzy on I10 west
Subject: I was driving out I10 west yesterdy

I saw a jag-U-ar with a sun roof open and an Emu with red lipstick poking her head out the roof. I thought the driver looked familiar, like i had seen him on Ice Road Truckers or Dirty Jobs, or something. Suzy and i got to laughing so hard about the Emu with red lipstick we almost missed Bucky's.

Well anyways i am sleeping last night, and sat bolt upright in bed, and screamed "NICK, I 10 DOES NOT GO TO KANSAS!!" Suzy woke up and started screaming at me to lay my azz back down, and slapping me in the face, it was terrible...

dang i should have reconized him sooner...i hope he didn't end up in El Paso....
pull my other finger...LOL

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[> LOL.....Kansas update on Jimbeaux: I get over to his new house he just bought, has an inground pool, the place is beautiful. Jimbeaux jumps in fully clothed and here comes an EMU Lifeguard sitting up on the platform, with a floatation device and whistle just in case Jimbeaux got in trouble while swimming, the problem though is that he was in the childrens wading pool and he had a bright pink float that he was trying to get onto. Right now I am traveling back and forth and hope to have the family up there soon. All I can say is the people up there are just incredible and you don't have to worry about the Julios with no car insurance..LOL -- Nick Tha P.... Kansas Bound, Wednesday, July 30, 09:57:36am [1]


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[> [> OK, this is just too weird not to share. I was driving north on I-135 this afternoon coming back from Wichita Falls, Texas. I am about to pass McPherson and I am watching south-bound traffic. Lo and behold,...I see a long neck and a little tiny head sticking out the passenger window of this little brownish Nissan heading south! I am really curious now and look closer.... IT"S NICK!!! Stealing Dorothy!!!! By the time I got to an exit and got headed south-bound to rescue my dear Dorothy..they were long gone. I don't know how Nick is going to introduce "the other woman", but I'm sure we will hear in the morning. THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!! -- Jimbeaux, Friday, August 01, 08:52:19pm [1]


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[> [> [> Road Trip Kansas back to Houston: well I had Dorothy in tow with me coming back, the only word she knew was Jimbeaux, the whole trip she had her head stuck out the window hollering Jimbeaux. I was exhausted while she was doing that and ran off an embankment in Purcell Oklahoma, got control of the rice burner thank God the rubber band did not break on the motor. Then I got the urge for IHOP, stopped off in Edmond Oklahoma the sign said IHOP to the right, well I drove for about 25 miles and never saw it, still had the munchies for IHOP or Waffle House, got back on 35 south and made it into Oklahoma City saw the IHOP sign and made it 4 lanes over to get the exit... -- Nick Tha P...., Sunday, August 03, 12:51:43pm [1]

They knew I was from Houston...LOL, got over to this IHOP and all the doors were opened, could taste the tuity fruity pan cakes got to the door and they had just had a kitchen fire and they were closed, was trying to make a combined stop since I had gas the car did not (Bobby pull my fanger). Well found some gas for the car at 3.49 a gallon oh yes gas is cheaper up there than down here.

Anyway I passed all kinds of IHOPS and Waffle houses on the way down here, it was frustrating when I was not looking for them they were ready available.

Dorothy had more gas than I did and each time she ripped one she would say....JIMBEAUX!....

Kept the radio blasting on Christian Rock CD's to keep me awake. Left McPherson Kansas at 4:45 pm Friday and pulled in the driveway at 2:30 am saturday.

I did think about Malibu Jay while speeding, I mean driving through Oklahoma (hope the baby and Momma are doing okay).

Thought about Bobby when I saw all the Casino's in Oklahoma, could see him spitting I mean blowing on them dice on the dice tables..LOL

Dana parts of Oklahoma kind of reminds me of Katy (without hills...LOL).

It is difficult working out of town and time is very limited when I do get home, try to make the time count and get as many things done, fixed or repaired because got to load up and head North again.

Kansas is great especially north of Hutchinson you turn the clock back 30 years, no idiot drivers, everyone respects each other, the air is cleaner and there ain't no humidity.


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[> Damn pancakes will do it everytime! By the time you get back to Kansas with that Emu Dorothy it will be saying OH NICK, OH NICK! Nick is my Daddy! Who is Jimbeaux! Nick is my Daddy! -- Ain't Sayin, Sunday, August 03, 01:27:49pm [1]


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[> [> Is that you Bobby? -- Someone, Monday, August 04, 01:34:30pm [1]


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[> Couldn't be me! I don't think like that! LOL Hey Nick when you go back to Kansas take back 2 JULIOS with you on each trip and we can get rid of a few! Surely them Kansas folks need a few JULIOS! Maybe Jimbeaux can use a few to feed and water the EMU's,clean up EMU POOP! mow the grass! Got to be something they can do there in the LAND OF OZ! Maybe raise a few GOATS! -- Bobby"THE PORTER HICK" Dodson, Monday, August 04, 03:15:53pm [1]


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[> [> Dorothy has returned home...AND, she is with Egg! Now that is some funky toe-jam right there. She gets kidnapped for nearly a week and comes home impregnated. I need to know just what went on in Houston. I will keep you updated! -- Jimbeaux, Wednesday, August 06, 08:09:21pm [1]


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[> When that EGG hatches and out pops a little EMU,running around hollering PULL MY FINGER and NICKS MY DADDY and JOE is my GRANDPA, PULL MY FINGER ,NICKS MY DADDY and JOE is my GRANDPA is just letting off gas left and right ,looks just like Nick and wearing red suspenders!! Well you will know what happend then! Also check for signs of lipstick on NICK when he gets back! ROFLMAO -- NOT SAYIN YET, Thursday, August 07, 03:17:19pm [1]


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