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Date Posted: 11:00:02 04/18/03 Fri
Author: Chez
Author Host/IP: 03-039.002.popsite.net / 64.24.17.39
Subject: Dennis Miller Kills !!

Did anyone get a chance to see Dennis Miller on his HBO special? He was hilarious. I could not find a transcript of the HBO special but here is a partial transcript of some of his jokes.. (HBO did not renew Miller's contract.)
ENJOY !!

On the length of the war

�And now we've got people whining about how long the war is taking. For God's sakes it's been two weeks. You know, it took Joe Millionaire eight weeks to pick Zora (sp?).�

On Abortion:
I saw Ed Harris one night speaking at a pro-choice � pro-choice rally. Ed Harris the actor said we shouldn't go to war. I was thinking if you can't get your head around the war, why don't you just think of it as choosing to abort Saddam Hussein. Wouldn't that be a rationale

On the Russians:
if they could take out that many friedlies liberating an opera house, do you really want them flying off your wing in a real war?

On the Belgium

The Belgians, you knew they'd waffle?

On the Germans:
"You going to rely on the Germans? For god's sake, with the Germans you never know if they're not signing on because they don't believe in it or it's just not on a grand enough scale"

On the French:
The French, you might as well gas up the dinghy and go fishing with Fredo because you are dead to me, okay. You know something? These pricks are now putting � they're putting swastikas on our flag in France

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldennismiller_rant.htm

http://forums.about.com/ab-politicalhmr/messages/?lgnf=y&msg=866.1

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[> Thanks, Chez! We don't have HBO, but I've always been a DM fan. My favorite here was the abortion joke! The logic holds true, but of course you'd never get a liberal to admit that. Their logic seems to be: "what I want is what everyone should want, and what I don't want couldn't possibly be what anyone wants, and I'm free to change my mind anytime I want, and you'd all better keep up and agree." Nice and subjective and relative -- and childish. -- Spock, 11:28:09 04/18/03 Fri (user-vc8fm1s.biz.mindspring.com/216.135.216.60)

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