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Date Posted: 12:27:56 01/28/03 Tue
Author: Spock (miss y'all!)
Author Host/IP: user-vc8fm1s.biz.mindspring.com / 216.135.216.60
Subject: Just in for a quickie...

Arkansas Medicine

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The Arkansas doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brain out of Arkansas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work."

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[> Thanks for the quickie, Spock! Was it as good for you as it was for me too? Did you catch up on the lates about the country you are living in and the moron you have for a president? Your country, the USA, is the worst terrorist ogranization in the history of the world, has killed more people than any one ever did, and your president is a war monger, a facist dictator and worse than Hitler. Of course Israel is second worst terrorist organization in history with Sharon of Israel is a war criminal who commited genocide. -- William, 16:12:53 01/28/03 Tue (cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com/64.12.96.169)

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[> Now you want to invade Iraq and steal their oil, just like your president stole the election! Come to the next anti-US, er, I mean, come to the next anti-war demonstration sponsored by A.N.S.W.E.R. (communist, terrorist supporting group) and you might wish to carry a sign like "bomb Texas, not Iraq", or "Drop Bush, not bombs". Isn't the world populated with nothing but geniuses?

Anyway, enough with the sarcasm, or is it irony? Anybody? Spock? SurveyGuy? Irony or sarcasm or both? -- William, 16:18:26 01/28/03 Tue (cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com/64.12.96.169)

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[> [> It was both, but they are difficulty to convey in this medium. Those who haven't been here, might have thought you were serious. -- SurveyGuy, 07:59:58 01/29/03 Wed (maxtnt02-103.phlpa.fast.net/209.92.227.103)

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[> [> [> "Many a true word is spoken in jest" -- Ahmed, 03:29:14 03/03/03 Mon (cache9-2.ruh.isu.net.sa/212.138.47.20)

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[> [> William, stop scaring me like that -- Surf, 13:48:27 02/09/03 Sun (pool-68-162-81-123.phil.east.verizon.net/68.162.81.123)

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[> Spock, I for one am really happy to see your post! It has been a long time. But for a few visits from H Bergeron, and KRM?, who stop by once in a while, SurveyGuy and I are about the only ones who have posted here for a while. I like reading SurveyGuy's stuff and H Bergeron's stuff and others, like KRM?, etc, but I miss the "old gang", so to speak, including you, JL, and others. -- William, 16:22:15 01/28/03 Tue (cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com/64.12.96.169)

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[> [> Thanks -- just been really, really busy for a couple of months now. I've lurked and skimmed at times, tho', as able... -- Spock, 13:06:58 01/29/03 Wed (user-vc8fm1s.biz.mindspring.com/216.135.216.60)

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[> [> [> Hi Spock, I am in the same boat. I have not been posting because I am really busy (I have started my MBA..) but I still check in.. Hi to William , Suvey Guy -- Chez (looking out for commie profs and campus peacniks.. ), 20:49:19 01/29/03 Wed (09-098.002.popsite.net/64.24.20.98)

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[> [> [> [> Hi Chez! Good to hear from you! Did you hear about the anti-war group which has been giving money from donations to Mumia? -- William, 15:28:53 01/30/03 Thu (cache-rl02.proxy.aol.com/152.163.189.98)

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[> [> [> [> [> William I just heard Dom G. talking about it.. Check out his webpage there a great picture of Saddam Hussein.. Spread it around the internet.. -- Chez, 22:03:38 01/30/03 Thu (07-113.002.popsite.net/64.24.19.113)

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[> [> [> [> [> "Kill the Kurds, not Mumia" catchy slogan... -- H_Bergeron, 22:02:38 02/03/03 Mon (pcp02148573pcs.neave01.pa.comcast.net/68.81.252.202)

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[> [> [> [> [> Hi William, Chez, and all! Yea, they were one of the 'sponsors' of that ludicrous 'peace rally' a few weeks back. Friends of Mumia ... Enemies of Civilization. Hope you all have been well. -- JL, 17:10:30 02/08/03 Sat (pcp01376707pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net/68.80.69.241)

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[> Laser-Guided Bombs -- The price of freedom, 12:19:32 03/21/03 Fri (pD9E53E7C.dip.t-dialin.net/217.229.62.124)

"We Cannot Spread Democracy With Laser-Guided Bombs"

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[> [> "We Cannot Spread Democracy With Laser-Guided Bombs"
nor can we inspire dialogue with hit-and-run posting.... -- H_Bergeron, 01:08:31 03/22/03 Sat (NoHost/68.81.252.202)

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[> [> But we can spread tyrants .... all over the desert. The key is to make tyranical oppressors be afraid of attacking us. Spreading Democracy? Heck -- we don't even have a democracy in the U.S. It is a Republic -- duh! The purpose is to finally stop taqlking and stop those who attack us. Afghanistan, Iraq, .... is the message becoming clear enough? Attacking U.S. interests now comes with a price ... not hot air. Maybe you'd like the UN to move to Denmark from where your post originates. You are welcome to have them. -- SurveyGuy, 11:28:30 03/22/03 Sat (NoHost/68.81.153.197)

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