Author:
Cliff
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Date Posted: 23:05:46 10/31/04 Sun
Ok, so......The official government instruction is: at 2:00 a.m. Sunday, set your clocks back 1 hour, making it 1:00 a.m. So I did that. But then I noticed, an hour later, that it was 2:00 a.m. again. So I set my clock back to 1:00 again. But then, after another hour, it happened again!! And it kept on happening! At 2:00, I'd set my clocks back to 1:00, but an hour later, it would be 2:00 again. So by mid-afternoon, when it was still 1:00 a.m., I began to think that something was wrong. So I called Dick Gelfman to see if he would investigate the situation, but he never called me back. I called the FBI, but the guy kept laughing. Then I realized why--he was in on it! It's a government conspiracy! If we keep turning the clocks back, we'll never reach Election Day, and Bush will stay in office forever! Pretty sneaky, huh?
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Hmmm.....
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