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Davis is dyin here LOL
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Date Posted: 05:19:38 02/20/02 Wed
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's message, "LOL ((((( Davis )))))! It still continues ... I couldn't resist" on 01:48:35 02/20/02 Wed
>There once was a farmer from Nantucket,
>Who dropped his Chicken into a bucket.
>When he fished it out, he began to shout....
>
>"It's dead, we better just pluck it"
>
>So the Nantucket farmer then took it
>And into a pot, he done cooked it,
>With potatoes and peas,
>and carrots, and cheese,
>"Can I serve you a bowl", I said, "Chuck it"!!
>
>The Nantucket farmer seemed fairly miffed
>That I'd declined his chicken stew gift
>But surely you would've done it too
>If only you'd smelt his putrid brew
>It stunk to high heavens, it really whiffed!
>
>So I gathered the fumes from the potage..
>Thought I'd give it a shot as a fuelage..
>It just might run a car,
>But I'm not sure how far,
>This incredibly gaseous concoction..
>
>I opened the fuel cap of my trusty Ford
>And with some trepidation the mess I poured
>I wondered what the outcome would be
>As I turned the ignition key
>The engine first sputtered, but then it roared!
At first I thought, this stuff is awesome..
I'll patent it, sell it in Boston..
But I learned way too fast..
that this wasn't gas..
As my car flew above, straight to Austin...(Texas that is)!
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