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Date Posted: Friday, April 14, 04:17:31pm
Author: madlaugher
Subject: MEN

15 Things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is taking her sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's
carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute Intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone: Code 3 in Housewares' . And see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's
on lay-away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department-and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror
and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible."

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look"
using different sized funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack...and when people browse
through, say: "PICKME!!! PICK ME!!!"

14.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a
while...then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Brought to you by the madlaugher. Have a great day, peace out.

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