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Date Posted: Friday, December 09, 04:36:12am
Author: serengety
Subject: Just for laughs

That friend of mine in Minnesota sent me another one.
I giggled intensely.


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SINGING IN CHURCH

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday
morning. He said "Today, I am going to say a single word and you are going
to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever
hymn that comes to your mind.



The pastor shouted out " CROSS " Immediately the congregation
started singing in unison, " THE OLD RUGGED CROSS "


The pastor hollered out " GRACE ". The congregation began to sing "
AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound ."


The pastor said " POWER " The congregation sang " THERE IS POWER
IN THE BLOOD ."


The Pastor said " SEX ". The congregation fell into total silence.


Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at
each other afraid to say anything.


Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little
old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing " PRECIOUS MEMORIES "


GOTTA LOVE LITTLE OLD LADIES!!!!!!

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