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Date Posted: Friday, December 09, 12:02:09pm
Author: Sher
Subject: That is just too cute!
In reply to: serengety 's message, "Just for laughs" on Friday, December 09, 04:36:12am

>That friend of mine in Minnesota sent me another one.
>I giggled intensely.
>
>
>*******************************************************
>***
>
>SINGING IN CHURCH
>
> A minister decided to do something a little
>different one Sunday
>morning. He said "Today, I am going to say a single
>word and you are going
>to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want
>you to sing whatever
>hymn that comes to your mind.
>
>
>
> The pastor shouted out " CROSS " Immediately
>the congregation
>started singing in unison, " THE OLD RUGGED CROSS "
>
>
> The pastor hollered out " GRACE ". The
>congregation began to sing "
>AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound ."
>
>
> The pastor said " POWER " The congregation
>sang " THERE IS POWER
>IN THE BLOOD ."
>
>
> The Pastor said " SEX ". The congregation fell
>into total silence.
>
>
> Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began
>to look around at
>each other afraid to say anything.
>
>
> Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of
>the church, a little
>old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing
>" PRECIOUS MEMORIES "
>
>
> GOTTA LOVE LITTLE OLD LADIES!!!!!!

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