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Date Posted: 19:52:56 01/24/06 Tue
Author: No name
Subject: LOL TOO FUNNY
In reply to: 's message, "how old is n. clearman?" on 19:18:22 01/24/06 Tue

OK LADIES, I NEED HELP. My life is out of control. -- No name, 19:42:46 01/24/06 Tue [1]
I live in a double wide trailer. I could have better, but my fat lazy ass husband has to buy his new trucks and guzzle his beer with his friends. He's gone most of the time. I thought he was having an affair, but he's so damn fat you can barely find his little smoky. My kids are out of control.I caught my son with his dad's playboy books and he is staying in the bathroom all the time. We only have one bathroom and I can hardly get him out of there. I've been putting my 11 year old daughter in pageants hoping to get a little class, but she is just loud, obnixous, and plain rude to everyone. I caught her on this pink board and now can't keep her off the computer. I just can't figure out where she gets these traits from. I work on the computer all the time for a mortgage company just trying to make enough money to put her in these things. She wins a few things, but not a big time winner. I tried to do hair and make up at the pageants just to pay for my hotel, but now the moms are blaming me and saying they lost because of my hair and makup. I have two dogs that tore all my christmas presents. My cats shit all over my new pageant dress. The bastards has my house infested with fleas. Im calling Dr. Phill for the answer to my problems. I know he will want to hear all about this. You girls needs someone to represent you all on there. Then I'm going to talk with Sylvia Brown to find out who burnt my house down. I think it was a mad pageant mom. I got to stop doing h&m, or tape my daughters mouth shut. If you can reach Dr. Phill, him email me at tammyptrailertrash@aol.com

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