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Date Posted: 21:30:49 11/13/02 Wed
Author: sadf
Subject: fda



May I have a drum roll please? Attention fellow Harmyboarders!!!! It’s time to present the latest Golden Luoodle Award!!! And the winner is…..CharS!!!!!!! Woooooooohooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Assisting me today will be our very own Shell!! Shell, would you be so kind to hold my spatula whilst I fetch the Gluoodle? Now mind you don’t pull the trig…

~POOF!~

~POOF!~

~POOF!~

~POOF!~

~POOF!~

~POOF!~

Shell!!!! Oh my LANDS!!! Let go of the trigger!!!! Let go of the tr..

~POOF!~

~POOF!~

Shell!!!!!! The SPATULA!!!! Give me the SPATULA!!!!!!!!!!!

~POOF!~

~POOF!~

Sheeeeeeeelllll!!!!!! SWACK!!!
~POOF!~

You maniac!! Have you lost your MIND?!! You can’t poof people to and fro like that! Who…. What the... Dan Rather?!!! Oh. My. GOSH!!!! You POOFED Dan Rather?! Have you lost your MIND?! Why would you DO such a thing????!!!

I don’t know! I guess… well… I was just thinking about how he interrupted JAG w/ his Election reports last week and then.. I guess.. I must have accidentally squeezed the trigger.. and then.. well.. it just sort of gets HAZY after that…..

Hazy? HAZY? You’ve practically killed DAN RATHER!! Oh golly… He’s going to sue our PANTS off!!! On top of that HOW am I supposed to explain this to JUD!? She’s coming back today you know. Oh my. Damage control.. damage control.. uhh… think! think! Ummm…Dan? Hi… Um.... I’m so sorry. Umm… Here, let me help you up. My goodness. You certainly had quite a RIDE there, didn’t you old fella! I’d have never thought Connie would TURN like that. Yes.. yes.. I’m CERTAIN it was her. Yes. I’d speak to Maury about her if I were you. Here.. I’ll just help you on your way….

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO………

~POOF!~

Shell? Come here dear. Yes.. I know. It was all so scary for you. Yes. Yes. I know.. Here’s a tissue for you. Better? Good. You’re fired. Go away. And if I hear from Dan I’m giving him YOUR number. SLAM! CLICK! Maniac. O.k. Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s put this nonsense behind us and give a big round of applause to the real reason you all turned out tonight! That’s right!!! Let’s hear it for our latest winner CharS!!! Char, come on out and meet your adoring public!

We want Harm! We want Harm! We want Harm! Get off the stage, lady!!! We want Harm! We want Harm!

~cough~ Well.. yes.. See? They’re just thrilled for you, dear.

Yeah. Right. So.. Where is he?

Well.. umm.. it seems after Shell’s little.. ummm.. mishap, I’ve been having a bit of trouble w/ my poofing spatula. Umm.. you may want to stand back a bit, dear. Umm.. yes… I’d umm.. yes.. WAY back. ~cough~ O.k. Hold onto your hat!

~POOF!~

Oh COOL! It worked! I mean... ~cough~ here he is! CharS, meet Harmkins. Harmkins mee ~POOF!~ Oh crud…..

Wha?! Where’d he go?!

Now.. don’t panic, dear.. Ummm… ~POOF!~ There he is! ~POOF!~ Whoop.. now he’s gone again! Ummm.. Just a sec dear I’m sure ~POOF!~ Oh gee…. Umm… Char!! Next time he comes in.. you just sort of LEAP on him, o.k.?

What?!

The next time ~POOF!~ GET HIM! ~POOF!~ Oh gee. You missed! You have to be QUICKER!!

What?!

~POOF!~ GRAB HIM!!!! ~POOF!~

What?!

GRAB HIM, DIMBULB!!!! The next time he ~POOF!~

GACK! ~POOF!~

And you call yourself a Harmyboarder!!!! Oh the shaaaammmmeee. ~POOF!~

AAAAIIIIIGGGGGH!!!! THUD!!!!! LU! I’ve GOT HIM! I’ve GOT HIM!!!!!

Oh.. you got him all right.. Ummm….. Good thing you’re a nurse… cause… I’m thinkin….. He’s gonna NEED one. Sigh.

Oh yes. Oh YES! I’ve trained ALL MY LIFE for this moment! “I’ll” take care of him. Go away!

Excuse me?

You heard me. Go away and take that so called audience with you. He’s mine and I’m not sharing.

Well.. I mean… don’t you want me to poof you to the Manly Arms or some..

DON’T YOU TOUCH THAT THING!!! Don’t you DARE TOUCH that stinking spatula!

Uh.. right. That probably WOULD be best… So… you’re saying… you just.. umm.. want to be left alone then? O.k. then. Well.. uh.. Have fun you two. Oh.. and here’s your Gluoodle. It’s wearing a little stethescope and a doctor coat. Yes.. I thought you’d appreciate that. O.K. well.. I don’t want to wear out my wel

SLAM! CLICK!

Hey!

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