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Date Posted: 23:08:24 02/10/06 Fri
Author: kennedypratt
Subject: Seat fillers

Tex and I were talking about the job of the seat fillers at the Grammy awards. For those who aren't familiar, these are people who are paid to sit in the empty seats when someone goes to perform, go potty, etc. So there won't be any empty spaces in the audience when the show is on TV.
What if you were the seat filler that got to sit next to Keith (since Madonna's husband was not there)? What would you say?

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[> Keith, wanna sneak off for a quickie before you perform? -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:10:47 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> Oh, Mr. Urban, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to rub your knee -- kennedypratt, 23:12:40 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> Mr. Urban, do you have any gum, breath mints, or condoms? Would you give me one? -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:14:42 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> Oh, look, this arm rest raises up. Now we have one big seat! -- kennedypratt, 23:16:45 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> Do you mind if rest my arm on the back of your chair? -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:17:51 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> I'm a little cold. Can I wear your jacket? -- kennedypratt, 23:18:47 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> Can I stare into those beautiful blue eyes for the rest of my life - I mean the rest of the night? -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:21:34 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> My hand slipped, I didn't mean to stroke your hair. -- kennedypratt, 23:22:45 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> If you're looking for a good after party I can recommend a great one. Small venue, great food, fantastic people - just me and my closest friends from the corner. Ditch the blond - you won't need her with us around. -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:27:29 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> So...do you come here often? -- kennedypratt, 23:32:01 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> How does it feel to sit beside a beautiful award winning actress at the Grammy Awards? Oh yeah, and NK too. -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:34:12 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> How about we sneak off and make some beautiful music together? -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:37:24 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> I suddenly have a craving for some sexual chocolate. Can you help me out? -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:41:49 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> If you need some romantic inspiration for your next album I'd be happy to help you out. -- Texas_Cheryl, 23:54:39 02/10/06 Fri [1]


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[> I don't have a sign, but can I have a kiss? -- kennedypratt, 00:01:31 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> Since you are taken now, do you have any single friends that are looking? -- Texas_Cheryl, 00:05:13 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> Wanna play spin the Grammy after you win? -- Texas_Cheryl, 00:08:22 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> Hey Keith, can you give Kenny my number since you are taken? -- kennedypratt, 00:10:51 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> (Upon Nicole excusing herself to the restroom) "I hear she used to be a guy..." (shrugging shoulders) -- 1birdinflight, 10:31:22 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> [> That was mean, bird...lord we apoligize -- kennedypratt, 13:29:04 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> [> [> Okay, okay...what about, "Keith, can you scratch my back? I hate to ask but this dress is just so scratchy. No, lower. Almost but, a little lower...lower...Whatcha mean that's not my back? LOL! -- 1birdinflight, 16:14:16 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> [> [> [> "You know, Keith, you're still not getting that itchy spot.... why don't you unzip my dress. Yeah, all the way, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that feels great... lower, lower...." (and the rest is CENSORED!) -- Feathers, 19:57:56 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> Keith, can I have a piece of your gum? Oh, you don't have anymore...what about the piece in your mouth? -- kennedypratt, 17:11:10 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> "I'm not Madonna, but sitting next to you makes me feel "Like a Virgin"!" -- Feathers, 19:59:55 02/11/06 Sat [1]


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[> [> Ooops -- Chesneygirl73, 09:50:02 02/13/06 Mon [1]

Sorry Keith I thought that was your thigh, my bad! BTW KP I saw that!! LOL


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