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Date Posted: 14:04:08 01/15/06 Sun
Author: 1birdinflight
Subject: That's easy!
In reply to: kennedypratt 's message, "what would ya'll say?" on 12:45:29 01/15/06 Sun

Keith isn't married and he and "the tall woman" are just friends, right? You're another one of his "friends"...And like chesneygirl said, we're talking Keith Urban, KEITH URBAN! We're all here jealous as hell but other than hoping you gain 100 lbs and get a goiter on your neck the size of Nebraska, we still love you, kennedy! LOL! Really, I would only care about what my family thought. Don't want your family to think you are a hoochie... "Aunt kennedy, the hoochie", "Cousin kennedy, the hoochie"... and so we pray they never ever read your posts on here either! LOL!

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[> [> ROTFLOLOL - Bird you're a riot.... -- Feathers, 14:13:25 01/15/06 Sun [1]

Along with the congrats and the other suggestions from Ches and Bird, I'd also recommend finding more secluded locations or a very large tent-like contraption over that hammock!


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[> [> LOL -- kennedypratt, 14:28:11 01/15/06 Sun [1]

Funny that you mention the goiter, I do have a cyst on my thyroid that is getting bigger. As for my family...well, lets just say they don't have anything on me. They might not be in the tabloids but they certainly get talked about around town or in the triangle as I like to call it, Connecticut-Florida-Alabama. It proves that money doesn't buy class. LOL. My mom would probably show the magazine to her friends at work.


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[> [> [> Hummm, KP, do you think bird's goiter and weight gain mention is Keith Karma for you asking me way back when if I was missing any limbs? In other words bird, don't feel too bad. We all love KP and know you do too. Now KP, go get that thing looked at and taken care of. You are a nurse so stop one of those doctors in the hall (preferably tall, dark, cute, and single) and make him look after you. -- Texas_Cheryl, 17:20:23 01/17/06 Tue [1]


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[> [> Oops! Sorry about the cyst there, kennedy! What about the weight? Jeans been fitting a little tighter these days, too? I'm just kidding! Ya'll know I only wish these kind of things on "the tall woman"! Kidding again...really! Really, I am! What? -- 1birdinflight, 16:02:55 01/15/06 Sun [1]


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[> [> [> holiday pounds -- kennedypratt, 16:13:27 01/15/06 Sun [1]

I did gain about 5 pounds off my mom's cooking over christmas. It still won't come off. Does that make you feel any better? Keith didn't seem to mind, neither did Kenny (oops). Just kidding


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[> [> [> [> Hey KP, if the guys in your life DO start minding the extra pounds you just come to Texas. You can have the guy I went out with last weekend. Did I mention his name is Randy? -- Texas_Cheryl, 17:39:23 01/17/06 Tue [1]


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