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Subject: BEWARE THE MONKEY MAN!


Author:
Anthony
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Date Posted: 07:56:28 05/17/01 Thu

So did everyone hear about the rash of "Monkey Man" attacks in New Delhi? If so, what do you think? Is it just attacks made by the monkeys that have been overrunning the city for months? Is it a bunch of masked pranksters? Is it actually a strange half-human, half-monkey hybrid? Or is it an outlandish advertising ploy dreamt up by Tim Burton's lackeys to spread the news about his upcoming remake of the "Planet of the Apes"? The mystery goes on...

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[> Subject: Re: BEWARE THE MONKEY MAN!


Author:
Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 08:10:32 05/17/01 Thu

New Dehli has been swamped with Monkeys for a long time. I suppose they are just getting more riled up now and more annoying than ever. It's just like the damn seagulls at the jersey shore; the are always there and they try to steal your food, your peace and your privacy and create awful noise pollution while they are at it. And they seem to multiply every year. So what are we gonna do? Shoot them?

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[> [> Subject: Damn Dirty Apes!!!


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Rodney Reel
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Date Posted: 07:13:15 05/18/01 Fri

The best part of the monkey man story was found in the Yahoo message boards. I man calling himself Pandamanly2 had this gem of wisdom to say:

"why cant people stop with this crap. i grabbed it and it turned into a cat, my ass. if i was there i would punch that mother fucker in the face. that would knock some sense into that fucker.maybe if people just called these people on their lies, this mass hysteria would end. get skeptical people."

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[> [> [> Subject: Re: Damn Dirty Apes!!!


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Anthony
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Date Posted: 10:48:09 05/18/01 Fri

I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!

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Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 12:20:55 05/18/01 Fri

hehe...you're funny. :)

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