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Subject: Just heard from my buddy

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Rick

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Date Posted: Sunday, March 21, 09:19:24pm

he is expecting his 4th kid. he says, "I don't understand this.... What the hell is causing this? Its like an epidemic."

I said, "First of all, tell her you have a headache."
he said, "But then I won't get laid."
I said, "Thats your problem. One of you needs to stop having sex."
he said, "Why?"
I said, "Thats what causes babies."
He said, "Well since she's the one having all these babies, I think she should stop. I haven't had any yet so I'm good to go."

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