Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, June 29, 10:56:40pm
they smell funny....
I am going to share with you all a story.... I was on Facebook when this happened, having a chat with my cousin's wife. Her mother-in-law is Marion, my mother's younger sister. She is 71 I think. My mother is 77. My mother's older sister, Dollie is 86. Ok... so tonight I am watching television and chatting with Teresa on facebook. My mother is in her bedroom chatting on the phone with Dollie. Mom comes out of her bedroom and says.... I am not making this up.... I could write a freakin book... Mom comes into the living room and says, "Dollie is watching the Newlywed Game and one of the men was asked a question about sex and his wife. He said she doesn't like to do something that he likes."
I said, "Why are you telling me this?"
She said, "We don't know what he meant."
"Again, what makes you think I want to have this conversation with you?"
She said, "Whatever it was he likes, and she doesn't like, is a number, but we can't remember the number."
What, on God's green earth, possessed me to say it, but I did.
"69."
She said, "That's it!"
Did she leave it at that? Of course not.
"What does it mean? Dollie asked Marion and she doesn't know, either."
I can't believe I sat there and told my mother what it means. She runs back into her bedroom... apparently Dollie was still on the phone....
I write to Teresa, "You're not going to believe what just happened here."
She writes, "WHAT?????"
and I told her. She writes, "Oh my God... tell me you explained it to her. If you did, you just made my century!"
I write "Yes, Teresa, I told my mother what 69 means..... OH MY GOD!!!!!"
Teresa writes, "What?.... WHAT????"
I write, "I just heard mom say, "I asked Rick. He says it's when two people give each othe roral sex at the same time. He knew exactly what it was as soon as I asked him. He knows everything."
Teresa writes, "Oh my God. You're killing me. Tell me this is really happening?"
Yes. As we speak.
Teresa writes, "Kary (my cousin) wants to know why I'm laughing out loud. I gotta go. THANK YOU... we're gonna be talking about this at work tomorrow!"
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