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Subject: Generic names hu?


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Friday, January 29, 02:46:33pm

You guys need to look at this.... this is freakin awesome

GM billboards....

http://www.chron.com/channel/vehicles/cars/commons/houstonrides.html?plckController=Blog&plckBlogPage=BlogViewPost&newspaperUserId=cf6f9330-19ad-4913-a74b-ff8d9b05dbe4&plckPostId=Blog:cf6f9330-19ad-4913-a74b-ff8d9b05dbe4Post:23285541-eac9-49ee-9a1d-42192178e9ec&plckScript=blogScript&plckElementId=blogDest
Subject: Nascar


Author:
George
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Date Posted: Friday, January 29, 01:41:52pm

I'll bet you never thought I would ever talk about Nascar..lol Good read! I'm more partial to nicknames than car lines. I name the cars I customize by the nicknames not formal names. We all know what they are. I like nicknames because they just sound better to me. I think you guys know where i'm coming from. I haven't thought much about Nascar, I need to think sbout that? I never liked the generic cars anyway. I hope everyone is doing alright.
Subject: Tongue bitten.


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Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 28, 09:16:59pm

I will admit that the Chrysler 300 is a well made car. The Charger is a good looking car, but not well made. I've only worked on and driven 2 Challengers, so I won't have an opinion yet. It WAS a fun drive though, lol. Chrysler does have car guys, but they are so mired in this Fiat and government crap. there's no real direction, and the public is confused too, and buying elsewhere.

Oldsmobile, Pontiac, Saturn, Plymouth, soon Hummer, Mercury, maybe Chrysler too. Not like the old days. I like the idea, but GM won't badge a Firebird under a different division, or ever use the Pontiac name again. Same for Plymouth and Cuda, won't happen. They will R.I.P. just like DeSoto and Edsel and Packard.
Subject: bite your tongue Al


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Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 28, 09:02:43pm

Dodge Charger and Challenger.

The Ram truck is still ppopular but I saw what one looks like after it hit a deer and I'd rather be in a car with airbags. A 150 pound doe wrote the truck off. wrote the deer off too but 2 tons vs 150 pounds does not a fair trade make.

If Dodge could focus on cars people want, they'd be ok. In the end, I think GM did one thing thats brilliant. Granted they had to do it... they got rid of the Pontiac brand. That was a mistake because that means they can never make Firebird again and now that we're seeing revamped Chargers, Challengers, Camaros and Mustangs, losing Pontiac/Firebird is going to hurt GM the way losing Plymouth/Cuda is hurting Chrysler. Personally if I was running Chrysler, I'd have used the 'Cuda brand on the Challenger. There is no law that says they can't put 'Plymouth' emblems on a car. they will always own that name.
GM could do the same with Firebird and they should.

But what I like most about what GM did, was cut out all of the cars that weren't making money. Making fewer nameplates, but selling more of them, makes sense. Ford never really had that issue. They have Ford, Lincoln and Mercury. What did GM have? Chevrolet, Pontiac, Hummer, Cadillac, GMC, Saturn, what else? There's gotta be more. Chrysler had Chrysler, Dodge, Plymouth and probably more.

They need to bring them all under one umbrella.

There was never any real reason to make a Firebird and a Camaro, or a Nova and an Acadian. But once you let the Firebird out of the barn, it's pretty hard to put it back in. So get rid of the brand, but keep the name plate. Build a GM Firebird and put the Pontiac plate on that one car. Build a Cuda and put the Plymouth on it.


Ford has far fewer issues because they played this game smart from about 1964 and everyone else is just catching up.

I do think there are car guys at Dodge. If not, you wouldn't see hemi's in everything. You wouldn't see the Charger SRT or the Challenger, or even the Rumble Bee truck. But they need to let those guys market to the people who want them.


when all is said and done, probably the SmartCar will be the only survivor. As long as it has a hemi and wheelie bars, it'll be ok.
Subject: Very interesting JT


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 28, 08:48:23pm

Though I wish Mr. Lorenzo would say which manufacturer he was writing about, though I have a pretty good idea. IMO, GM is the only single car company with enough clout to MAKE Nascar change anything. Now if they joined with Ford and Chrysler to threaten a pullout from Nascar, Nascar would be forced to change, or go bankrupt. The domestic teams may last a year without manufacturers support, then it would be all toyota, and well............bye bye Nascar
Subject: Interesting?


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jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 28, 07:47:01pm

http://www.autoextremist.com/fumes1/2010/1/25/fumes.html
Subject: That's true


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 28, 07:25:29pm

"Car Guys" and "Bean Counters" run car companies. If you look back through the years, the most success they achieve is when the car guys have the final say. Ford has that now. That, and the fact that they make cars people want, AND turned down any bailout money, is working now. High quality products and a good image never hurt any company.

GM is run by bean counters and Chrysler can't seem to find anything that works, and continue to make junk cars and trucks, and yes, junk Jeeps too.

Ford people will look at offers from other companies, but I hope they stay put, and use their success to bargain for more money where they are.
Subject: you know, don't you


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Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 28, 06:33:15pm

that before this is all over, the people who run Ford... I mean the people who actually know what they're doing, are going to be offered a whole lot of money by other car companies.
Subject: OK, that's better!


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 28, 05:12:07pm

"Mistaken" is more pleasant and uptown sounding than "Wrong". So from now on I'll be mistaken. Thanks !

Hey, Ford is riding high these days and I'm gonna enjoy it while it lasts. Now if they can only get some wins on Sunday, I'll really enjoy it.

A long as I'm gonna be mistaken, it would be great for toyota to pull out of nascar for now. Doesn't seem to be a good idea for them to be promoting speed these days.
Subject: suck it up Al


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Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 28, 09:11:59am

In 1977 I was wrong too. I got over it.. well, there are four people I haven't strated talking to again, but other than that I'm over it... except for the mean Christmas cards I send them every year... and when I go to Ontario I always make it a point to let the air out of their tires... but other than that, I'm over it: I was wrong: I admit it... my life is ok and your's will be too.

and it's not like this is the first time you've been wrong, Al. Look at your list....
you think Ford makes the best cars in the world.
you think jack Roush has the best drivers in Nascar
I could go on and on and on but it would just ruin your day.

My life has really turned much better since I realized I was wrong once... I broke up with the love of my life, I got ulcers, had my stomach taken out, spent 6 months in the hospital, got gall stones, had my gall bladder removed, can't work... wait a sec.... before finding out I was wrong, I was a pretty good hockey player, was dating the hottest woman on the planet, had a pretty good job for a kid.....

you're right Al, denial is best. you're not wrong.... mistaken perhaps, but not wrong.
Subject: How am I wrong ?


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 07:12:25pm

Because my opinion isn't the same as yours? LOL! Seriously, look at the facts first. Toyota is halting production because they haven't figured out the fix yet, and toyota dealers have been ordered not to sell dangerous inventory. The big 3, by comparison, never had to halt production because they were able to make running changes to repair existing problems. This is a huge publicity ploy to make toyota "look" concerned about customer safety. Why did it take from 2007 til now to act? Because they were hoping against hope that all this floor mat bullshit would go over and it didn't. Funny that the exact same toyota models that are having this problem here have been sold in Europe for three years without any trouble at all. All they had to do was compare engineering notes on the two markets, issue a recall, fix the American cars and be done with it. But they didn't. Now it's coming back to haunt them. I think most Americans will be able to see through the toyota smoke screen, and this will hurt toyota for the short and long term, IMO. So if my opinion differs then yours, just say so. But please don't say I'm wrong. Besides, I hate being wrong! LOL
Subject: I'm not too bad


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Rick
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 04:55:19pm

You are wrong Al.
GM, Ford and Dodge have all had large recalls in their past. Not a single time have they stopped PRODUCING even a single model because of a problem. Toyota is halting all prodution of Camry, Tundra and about a dozen other models. They showed a guy on tv this mornign who went to a Toyota dealer to buy a car on the lot and they wouldn't sell it to them. This makes the big three look like idiots and I am NOT afan of Toyota, and you know that.

short term, this isa God send for Dodge, Ford and GM. Long term, Toyota gets even bigger. They are the #1 car manufacturer in the world right now... that will drop short term but when they go back to producing those models again, their sales will go up even more. and the tag line will be

"we won't sell you a car that isn't safe."

I will say this... Toyota isn't halting production because they want too. They are halting production because marketing genius said, "I have an idea..."

You watch Al. That will happen. Ford GM and Dodge sales will go up for a while... or will they? Maybe people will wait to buy a car because when Toyota starts making them again, they will be safe.
Subject: Good to hear from you Rick


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jt
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 12:27:57pm

I was getting a little worried. How are you feeling?
Subject: I hate to disagree BUT


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 11:13:50am

toyota is not the good guy in this deal.

For months they were blaming it on floor mats and denying anthing more serious. Now that toyota is backed into a corner, they are FINALLY making admissions. This is going to seriously hurt any credibilty they have, and the Big 3 are lovin' it!

GO FORD
Subject: wow


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 27, 07:48:42am

You guys ever see the movie "Class Action"? Gene Hackman plays an attorney who likes to help the little guy take on the big guy. His daughter is a lawyer for a huge fictional car company. This car company found out that one of their models is defective. If you make a right turn at 40 miles an hour with your left signal on, and you are hit in the right rear at the same time, the car will explode. The company figured this would happen in about a hundred cases, and of those, probably no more than a dozen people would sue so it was cheaper to just keep making the cars, and then pay any potential law suits.... Thats big business at its finest...
well...


this has to be a first.
Toyota has ordered a recall of millions of cars and trucks because the accelerator gets stuck open. Its happening in about a dozen different models.... Toyota announced they are not going to make any more of any of those models until they figure out what the hell is happening.


You gotta give Toyota credit for doing that. I find it hard to believe that any big company would do it... that would be like Coke saying, "We're not going to make any more Coca Cola until we figure out why it comes out your nose when you cough." This move is going to cost Toyota billions but I think it will make them billions more... People are going to say, "Toyota is the only car company that cares about the people who buy their cars."

GM, Ford, Dodge, Honda and Kia are probably saying, "Oh shit" this morning.
Subject: VJC


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JT
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Date Posted: Monday, January 25, 01:33:53pm

must be doing well. I see they are launching the "Ride" across America from Indian Wells. Ca. per capita the richest city in America.(or something like that) It is a VERY wealthy community.

I hope their hotel stay is donated but I rather doubt it.
Subject: so In Russia


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Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 23, 06:43:16pm

no, this isn't politics...

In Russia, there is a hockey game. Ten year old boys. Two kids start fighting. I saw the freakin video... taken by a parent. Within about 30 secodns every kid on the ice is in it. In another minute, it's bench clearing brawl. Parents hand to get on the ice to seperate the kids. 707 minutes in penalties.

Professional hockey in Russia is the KHL.

After these 10 year olds get seperated, on parent is heard,

"Now Vladimir, what have I told you about participating in massive bench-clearing brawls?"

"I know, Papa: Not until I'm in the KHL ..."


Jesus.
Subject: Good one Rick!


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Al
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 23, 01:58:30pm

Reminds me of an old Yugo joke:

In an auto parts store, customer says to counter guy "I'd like to get a gas cap for my Yugo". Counter guy says "Sounds like a fair trade, got the title?"
Subject: Hey Al


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 23, 10:18:22am

you gotta watch this. make sure you can hera it. Its Elvis...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqTKZgEW8pM
Subject: For a photoshop project


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Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 23, 08:44:12am

the assignment was 'fire.' Thats all. I figured everyone would be doing something violent or sexy or some such thing. I decided to make my artwork a bit different. So after a hard day kidnapping damsels and killing knights my dragon takes a nap.
Subject: try again


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 23, 08:41:44am


Subject: I just made this


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 23, 08:40:50am

lets see if I can make this work.

The Dragon's Lair

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1251333/dragonslairsmall.jpg
Subject: Good deal for us FORD fans !!!!!


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 21, 11:43:43am

Richard Petty Motorsports Merger Now Complete: Rumors of a Richard Petty Motorsports/Yates Racing merger began circulating a few months ago but it wasn't until today that the racing community could stop calling them rumors. "I'm here to announce the best kept secret in all of motorsports, which is that the merger between Yates Racing and Richard Petty Motorsports is officially completed," said Foster Gillette, managing partner of Richard Petty Motorsports, in a press conference Tuesday morning. The merger, which happened in December, brought some big changes along with it. During the 2010 season Richard Petty Motorsports will be running Ford Fusions, ending its long relationship with Dodge. Also, RPM will leave behind its previous home in Statesville, N.C., moving to the Yates Racing facility in Concord, N.C. Filling the four driver positions at RPM will be #19-Elliott Sadler, #9-Kasey Kahne, #43-AJ Allmendinger and #98-Paul Menard. "The addition of a great team, great talent of drivers - we have Elliott, Paul, Kasey, and AJ adding to the fleet of Fords out there on every Sunday," said Jamie Allison, Director of Ford Racing. "That's something to be looking forward to." Richard Petty Motorsports will maintain the alliance that Yates Racing had with Roush Fenway Racing and Doug Yates will be in charge or the Roush Yates engine program.(Charlotte Motor Speedway Sprint Media Tour Notes)(1-20-2010)
Subject: It's ok Al


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jt
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 20, 08:25:25pm

most people are not aware.

And Rick? A child who acts out sexually is only doing what he's been taught. You're right that kid needs MAJOR help.
Subject: Sorry JT


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 20, 08:06:36pm

I should not have made fun of the situation.
Subject: oh I don't find it amusing in the least.


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Rick
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 20, 07:14:15pm

I mentione dmy experience bathing a cat to illustrate how dangerous it is to do anything to a cat that the cat doesn't want done.
There was nothing else in the paper today and absolutely nothing on the news. The mother said she thought the cat was sexually abused.... that really makes me wonder. if your cat was injured, wouldn't 'rape by son' be about the last of your guesses?

I think you're probably right... it would be like raping a woman with a telephone pole. Maybe though, this will either get that kid the help he needs, or at leats get him locked up because you damn well know if he's done this to a cat, little kids are next.

I really couldn't care less about the kid, except to know that he isn't on the street. It would be really nice if his bunk mate in prison is a cat lover who happens to like administering anal sex to young men. but what are the odds of that?
Subject: If that kid


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 20, 10:37:46am

was able to penetrate that poor kitty it is likely to die. I do NOT find that amusing. It takes a trained person to even administer an enema on a cat without damaging ir rectally. Ask ANY Vet.
Subject: Watching Barrett Jackson on Speed TV


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 09:01:48pm

It's raining heavily in Scottsdale. Barrett Jackson is raking in tons of $$$ (18%) commission on every car, and other than the dry auction tent, everywhere it's wet. Guys are working like crazy to prep the car for it's 5 minutes on the block, then the car goes right into the rain. Craig Jackson is going to catch hell for this, making no provisions for these cars to stay dry. I know from experience what quality these cars are having prepped show cars for the last 35 years. Believe me, it's not 3 minutes with a towel!
Subject: Nobody owns a cat


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Al
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 08:53:44pm

Cats own you! I like dogs, not cats. Mostly cat hairs and smells in a cats house that bother me, not the animal itself.
Subject: Al, let me ask you a question...


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Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 08:00:20pm

have you owned a cat? or rather has a cat ever allowed you to live in the same house it's living in?

If so, than you know that cats do not have the same sense of humor that a dog has. Thats number one.

Number two, I would picture a cat having sex it did not agree to, as being about the equivilant of a 90 pound weakling trying to rape Rosanne Barr. His chances of getting laid are pretty slim and his chances of coming out unscathed would be about the same. Although I can picture Rosanne sitting back with a smoke after she kicks the shit out of someone.

I will say that other than the possibility of the cat walking funny, I don;t know how she could tell it had been sexually assaulted.... unless she knew something about her son. I mean seriously people... think about this... if your pet was sick or injured, would the possibility of it having been raped by your son even enter your mind?
That mother had to have known her son needed serious help. That kid needs more than a doctor. He needs a whole army of doctors. Not only did he try to rape an animal, he tried to rape the most viscious animal people have ever tried to domesticate. So not only is he a sexual deviant, he's just plain fucking stupid.
Subject: One thing that the 16 year old didn't consider


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Al
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 06:19:52pm

was the talk about him and at him at school if he got caught. He'll WISH he was in prison after a day back at school! One thing that baffles me is HOW did his mom "suspect" that the cat had been sexually molested? Pardon the sick notion, buy I pictured the cat smiling in bed having a smoke, lol.
Subject: Now for the record


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Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 04:58:20pm

I put my mother's cat in the bath tub one day and attempted to give it a bath. I required 9 stitches when finished.

There is no way that kid got away with that with no injuries.
Subject: wouldn't you be a proud parent?


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Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 04:57:10pm

HALIFAX — A Nova Scotia teenager has been accused of trying to have sex with the family cat.
The 16-year-old boy appeared in Halifax youth court Monday on charges of bestiality, causing unnecessary pain and suffering to an animal, breaching an undertaking and two counts of breaching a youth sentence.
The boy was remanded until a Feb. 18 bail hearing.
The teenager’s identity is protected under the Youth Criminal Justice Act.
His mother reported him to authorities Saturday after suspecting the cat had been sexually abused. The animal was examined by a veterinarian.
“It’s a serious offence,” prosecutor Gary Holt said of the allegation of bestiality. “It’s one that we don’t see very often ... in any court.”
Holt said this is the first bestiality case he’s dealt with in 29 years as a prosecutor.
The boy has been charged with sex offences before. He was sentenced in December to six months of deferred custody and supervision in the community for sexual assault.
He’s also scheduled to go to trial May 3 on 10 charges, including single counts of sexual assault and committing an indecent act.
Subject: ok


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Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 02:29:37pm

so I went for my CT scan today. I am given a sheet of paper prior to the scan.... this IV drug they give me... its a dye marker.... the sheet says the dye is administered about 1.6 million times per year in Canada.

44/million suffer minor il-effects
21/million suffer major il-effects
1.2/million deaths

so every year more than one person per year dies from that shit. I asked if I could have a copy of that paper and she says, "No, you sign it and give it back." Yeah but can I have a copy? "No. We don't do that."

So I go into the CT room and I open my own bottle of apple juice. The lady says, "Whats that for?" I said to mix that crap you're going to make me drink. "We supply you with our own juice." No, you supply me with something you say is juice but which actually has no resemblance what-so-ever to any known fruit or berry. I'll use my own. "Well no one has ever brougth their own juice before. I don't know if we can do that." Well, I don't drink just anyone's Kool-Aid, thank you." Finally she poured it in my bottle and I drank it.
So I lay down on the table and the nurse or technician or whatever she is puts an IV line in my arm. They take two scans and then she hooks the line up to a machine. She says, "Now this will make you feel warm and it will probably feel like you are peeing yourself, but you aren't." I said, "Yeah I've had it before." She says, "HHmmm." I said, "What?" She says, "Your arm isn't swelling up so I must have the needle in the right place." I said, "Are you kidding me? Were you here doing this same thing two freakin years ago? Is it possible that I lucked out and got you twice?" She ignored me and said, "Does it feel warm?" I said "Yes. It feels like I am pissing myself. Has anyone ever actualyl done that?" Done what? "Has anyone actually pissed himself on this table." She laughed and said, "No, why?" I said, "Well you don't instill a lot of confidence in me."
When we got done she had the audocity to say, "There, your arm didn't swell up, you didn't pee yourself. It's a good day."
Subject: There IS


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JT
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 12:59:06pm

a "velvet" type cordouroy but it CANNOT be confused with satin. Sorry but you're dealing with an idiot.

BTW link wont load.
Subject: No Rick


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jt
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 12:30:38pm

that person is an idiot trying to pass off corduroy for satin. Sorry I didnt respond sooner. This is the first I saw of these posts. I even clicked the refresh button last night...hmmmm I didnt even see MY post about you being weird. LOL I stand by that statement BTW ;)

My prayers follow you through this "adventure" Rick.
Subject: so its 6:35


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Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 19, 05:50:36am

and I am up drinking 2 glasses of this crap so I can have my CT scan at 10. I'll let you all know how it goes... just so you know why I am so excited....

Last time I had a CT scan was about 2 years ago.... I'm laying on the table and the operator says, I have to out a needle in your arm." Ok. So in it goes. and she says, "Is it in the right place?" I said, what? She says, "Did I get it in the right place?" How the hell would I know? She says, "Ok, I am going to put the dye in. If it hurts, tell me right away because it will mean it's not in the right place." This is a joke, right? Where's the fucking camera? She says, "I've never done this before, so please, just tell me if it hurts so I don't get into trouble." If it hurts, you're gonna be in more trouble than you ever thought possible.
It didn't. But you can see why I am so excited about this little adventure.
Subject: Got an answer from her


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, January 18, 10:09:36pm

"I was not aware that there was any overpayment on the shipping. That truly was in error, a refund should heve been sent to you when the package was mailed. I would have paid the return shipping in addition to a full refund had you wanted to return the sheets, but the tone of your email makes me feel that you would not be satisfied with any replacement because they probably would not be delivered by the 25th with the delay caused by customs. I am going to refund your money shortly so that you will have it to purchase a more appropriate product in time."

She did put the money back in my paypal account. I left her positive feedback.
Subject: heard from the seller


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Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, January 18, 08:29:05pm

She said:
"I'm sorry you aren't happy. Send it back and I will send you a refund."

To which I replied:
"You're kidding right? You charged me over $17 to ship them, but it only cost you $10.89 in actual postage. Now you want me to send them back at my expense, which will cost me another $10 or more. And then you will send me $17.99. So I spend about $28. to get $17. Are you serious????
You will send me the CORRECT sheet set. If I recieve them by the 25th, I will return the wrong ones in the same unopened package they came in. Otherwise you will be getting your first negative feedback on January 26th."
Subject: I think you should


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Date Posted: Monday, January 18, 06:33:40pm

Give the seller the option of you posting negative feedback if they don't correct their mistake by allowing you to return the wrong sheets and they pay the return postage and sending the correct sheets and they pay for it all because they made the mistake. You have nothing to loose on your feedback rating.
Subject: I have a question


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Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, January 18, 06:21:07pm

I needed a set of satin sheets for a photo shoot next week. I went to ebay and found a set.
JT, if you could look at the auction picture, I'd appreciate it...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=390120940780&ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT

So they arrived today. They are dark purple, and they are almost cordouroy.... I can't even describe them but they are certainly not flat and shiny like satin is supposed to be. I took them to a fabric store today and asked if it was satin and she showed me what satin is and then she said, "These sheets are not satin."
The seller hasn't gotten back to me. I can justs ee her saying, "Send them back and we will return your money." So I'll pay $16.77 to have them sent to me in the first place. Probably $10 to send them back, and she will send me my $18 back if she feels like it. Not very cost effective.
Two questions... JT, would you consider cordouroy to be satin?

Al, Larry, George & david, you are all ebayers... do you think this is falsely advertised and should I leave anegative if the seller doesn't do something about this? Upside is the seller can't leave me a negative anymore.
Subject: weird because I am using


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Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, January 18, 06:10:11pm

film that should be thrown away in a camera that probably was thrown away 40 years ago? I can't see why that sounds weird.

About 20 miles from my house they Department of Lands & Forests has a wildlife park. Most of the animals there are animals that had been hurt somehow and cannot be returned to the wild. They do have a few.. cougars etc that were given to them by private individuals who weren't legally allowed to have them. But most can't go back to the wild. Here is a photo of me and one of the animals there...

Jess took this one when he wa shere in 2002 I think.
Anyway, the photography club here gets into the park every winter... I mean inside the enclosures. The park allows 5 members of the club in to take photos. I was chosen to be one of them so on Jan. 29 I will be inside the coyote enclosure, in with the wolves, moose, reindeer, everything except the cougars... they think the cougars are apt to eat people I think. I am really looking forward to this. Actual photos with no fences in the pictures!
Subject: you are


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Date Posted: Monday, January 18, 04:49:17pm

a very weird man Rick Dupuis.
Subject: HEY JT!!


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Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, January 18, 02:17:48pm

Guess what came in the mail today?
The silly son of a bitch put it in my neighbor's mailbox but since I went out and got the mail for both of us, I got it.

Thank you very much. I am looking forward to using it. Good things are worth waiting for!
Subject: This is cool


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jt
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Date Posted: Monday, January 18, 10:30:45am

really different and easy on the eyes
Subject: I don't mind change.. in some things


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Rick
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 17, 05:04:27pm

I don't think the purple worked though. I kind of like the brown but feel free to keep playing. Knock yourself out.
Subject: Larry


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Al
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 17, 04:42:21pm

Works for me. I favor any change that makes the text easier to read.
Subject: Is this better?


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Date Posted: Sunday, January 17, 04:03:21pm

Just thought I would try some other colors. I can always set things back to the color it was before. Let me know.
Subject: uummmm


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Date Posted: Sunday, January 17, 02:07:14pm

keep workin on that, Larry.....
Subject: Is this better?


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Larry
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 17, 01:28:13pm

I thought we needed a change!
Subject: Like the new look


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jt
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 17, 10:50:49am

but sorry Al MUCH harder for me to read. Too dark.
Subject: Cool new colors and graphics!


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Al
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 17, 09:50:40am

Easier to read too. Thanks Rick!
Subject: Ditto what Rick said


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Date Posted: Friday, January 15, 09:48:53pm

You were smart to not burn any bridges JT. I know we all have pride, but money is money and work is work. You have nothing to lose by meeting with the guy. I don't know how bad things are in California, but here in Michigan, not too many people get a second chance. Go for it!
Subject: JT


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Date Posted: Friday, January 15, 11:05:56am

it never hurts to listen to someone who might have some money. remember something... if you go to him, its on his terms. But if he comes to you, he needs something and that makes it your terms.... and that means you could demand a contract job that could pay well, with your hours..... I'd have coffee with him. worst thing that could happen is you accidentally spill it in his lap. best thing is a good steady check doing something you like to do.
Subject: Rick


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Date Posted: Friday, January 15, 10:33:13am

man sorry to hear you are still feeling so poorly. Will send prayers we need you well.

Al you sound just like me before I retired. My retirement was brought on by a BIG blow up with my boss. It was the best thing that has ever happened to me. UNFORTUNATELY it happened at the wrong time. The economy took a dump and so did Leo's business. 3 major contractors we deal with and had contracts with went belly up. We are about to do the same.

Now my old boss has e mailed me saying the past is past and that we should get together for a meeting. Leo says "no way in hell"...stay tunned.
Subject: I have been sicker than crap lately


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Date Posted: Friday, January 15, 10:11:17am

On Tuesday I am going for a CT scan on my abdomen. trying to figure out whats causing pain and nausea. we shall see.

Thankfully we're having the best winter I have ever seen. Haven't had to shovel the driveway at all yet this year and no one can remember a year like that. Been cold but not unbearable. I hate wearing my winter coat so I judge how bad the winter is by that. I wear those heavy quilted 'lumberjack' shirts and except for 5 days, thats all I've needed outside this winter. 5 times wearing a winter coat and we're halfway through January. I just know we're gonna get nailed though.

The guy who was interested in the Mello Yello fender seems to have lost interest. He said, "If you ever decide to sell it, let me know because I'll buy it." So I told him I'd sell it and he hasn't emailed back in about 2 weeks. I am trying to get the nerve up to ebay it.

I feel bad for the people in Haiti but for the life of me, I don't understand that country. The poorest country in the western hemisphere, second poorest in the world I think (after Somalia)... but Haiti is part of the island of Hispanola... Dominican Republic is the other half. Dominican is a major tourist destination with a pretty strong economy. They don't take many hand-outs. So why can't the God damn dictators on the other side of the island figure out what they're doing wrong? No building codes. The presidential palace fell down for Christ's sake. I don't mind helping people but Jesus, you gotta help yourselves too. That could be a very wealthy, and therefore much safer country, if they'd just pull their heads out of their asses.
Khadaffi is the dictator of Libya. How does he stay in power? Its really quite brilliant and almost stupidly simple. oil money. Everyone in Libya gets a free home or apartment for life. Free education. free health care. cheap gas. why the hell would they overthrow the bastard? Haiti could do exactly the same thing with tourist dollars but they're too stupid to see that.
Subject: Been working about 11-12 hours a day


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Date Posted: Thursday, January 14, 08:18:37pm

Swamped with remote car starters. No complaints just tired of coming home and going to bed two hours later. 35 years in retail is taking its toll. Thankfully were having a very mild winter, snow wise. Thoughts and prayers for those in Haiti. Looking forwad to Daytona next month, and anxious to see Danica in a car with fenders!
Subject: When is something


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Date Posted: Thursday, January 14, 11:04:50am

else gonna happen. Only news I have? Phoenix spring race increased 60 some odd laps. Fontana race reduces to a 400 mi. race...thats all I got...well that and I FINALLY sent Rick the film I promised. Guess it's time for hell to freeze over. Maybe well get OUR earthquake...? Anybody out there...?
Subject: this happened


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Date Posted: Saturday, January 09, 05:31:34pm

Prince Edward Island
Guy got stopped for speeding.
Cop: Ok, Pal, where's the fire?
Driver: 456 Turner Street. I really gotta get there now.


Nova Scotia:

Cop: Can I see your pilot's license, Sir?"
Driver: Sure. here you go.

both driver's got off.
Subject: TRUE STORY


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David
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 09, 04:18:52pm

St. Bernard Parish traffic court a few years ago....

judge: "you are charged with speeding, careless operation, and driving on the shoulder of the hiway"
judge: how do you plea?
driver:(a slack jawed nitwit in a wife beater shirt)" well..if they didn't want me to drive there....why did they pave it?"
Subject: Happy "75" ELVIS


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Al
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Date Posted: Friday, January 08, 09:58:04pm

There must be lights burning brighter somewhere
Got to be birds flying higher in a sky more blue
If I can dream of a better land
Where all my brothers walk hand in hand
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my dream come true
Oh why

There must be peace and understanding sometime
Strong winds of promise that will blow away
the doubt and fear
If I can dream of a warmer sun
Where hope keeps shining on everyone
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that sun appear

We're lost in a cloud
With too much rain
We're trapped in a world
That's troubled with pain
But as long as a man
Has the strength to dream
He can redeem his soul and fly

Deep in my heart there's a tremblin' question
Still I am sure that the answer, answer's gonna come somehow
Out there in the dark, there's a beckoning candle, yeah
And while I can think, while I can talk
While I can stand, while I can walk
While I can dream, please let my dream
Come true......right now


We remember the rock n' roll. But If I Can Dream remains a favotite of mine and has inspired me for 40+ years. Thanks Elvis
Subject: A Fairy Tale


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Date Posted: Friday, January 08, 01:09:36pm

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess.... 'Will you marry me?'

The Princess said, ‘NO!!!'




And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and played hockey and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End
Subject: I just have to share...


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jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, January 07, 07:25:05pm

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York
and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX .
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says, "License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy. "License and registration, please."


The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!" the Deputy repeats.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop,
I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"


God Bless Texas
Subject: Remember katrina?


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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 08:51:16pm

That general... black guy.. can't recall his name

"Are you stuck on stupid?"

He must have said that a hundred times.
Subject: Sherry's favorite saying....


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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 05:18:41pm

"You can't change stupid!"
Subject: I dont know


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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 03:34:15pm

why the guitar string was necessary... but the dog on the other hand, will *probably* be better off.

There is no contract for stupid.
Subject: How is it possible


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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 12:49:17pm

that I can spell my own name wrong in my last post?


Statistical Fact:

98% OF CANADIANS SAY "OH SHIT" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.
THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM NEWFOUNDLAND,AND THEY SAY,
"HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS ! "
Subject: how is it possible


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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 09:30:55am

that two people of absolutely unbelievable stupidity, can find each other and get married?

First, we have acouple who decided to tattoo black crosses on the hands of all of their children using a guitar string and a home made tattoo machine....

now...
a 3 year old boy was found wandering more than a mile from his house in the middle of the night. A tow truck driver foudn him. The boy's dog was with him. The freaking parents are getting rid of the dog so this sort of thing doesn't happen again.

HOW F*&^ING RETARDED ARE SOME PEOPLE???????????????????
Subject: Angel is making a great recovery


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Rick
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Date Posted: Wednesday, January 06, 12:30:49am

The Mountie said the cat died with its jaws clamped to the dog's throat.
There are some bad wounds, but the dog is going to be fine.
Subject: I hope they


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Date Posted: Tuesday, January 05, 01:21:42pm

rushed Angel to an ER. There is NOTHING worse for infection than a deep puncture wound from ANY feline bite.
My prayers go out to such a brave doggie.
Subject: Check out the dog's name


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Date Posted: Monday, January 04, 12:38:47pm

By James Keller, The Canadian Press--

ADVERTISEMENT

BOSTON BAR, B.C. - The way Lloyd Forman sees it, his 11-year-old grandson was saved by an Angel.


That's the retriever who protected young Austin from a charging cougar during a bloody, against-all-odds confrontation Saturday in the tiny British Columbia community of Boston Bar, about 200 kilometres northeast of Vancouver.


"The cougar came (from) about five feet away and made a big jump (at Austin)," Forman said Sunday in an interview.


"The dog jumped in between and took on the cougar."


Austin was in his family's backyard collecting firewood with his dog when the cougar appeared.


The cougar charged toward the boy, but Angel stepped in and fought off the large cat while Austin ran inside and other family members frantically called for help.


Forman, 72, was sitting down to a bowl of homemade borscht soup when the telephone rang. It was the boy's mother.


"They phoned here; the cougar was eating the dog alive, they figured. I said, 'Phone 911,"' Forman recalled. "Fortunately, he (the nearest RCMP officer) was a minute away."


When the officer arrived, the cougar had Angel under the porch with its teeth around the dog's neck. The Mountie fired several shots, killing the cougar.


The dog was injured, but is expected to recover. Austin wasn't hurt.


Austin's father, Jay Forman, was on his way to work when he stopped by his own father's house and learned of the attack. He rushed home and arrived soon after the Mountie killed the cougar.


"He (Austin) is doing pretty good - he's shaken up a bit," he said.


"I think he's slowly getting over the fact that he was just about mauled by the cougar, and very grateful his dog took the hit."


He said the family's 18-month-old dog is usually quite playful and always running about, but earlier in the day it was quietly following Austin around and making strange noises. In hindsight, the family thinks the dog knew the other animal was near.


"She's very smart - just incredible," he said. "She's still a pup. It is truly amazing that she jumped in front of that cat to save the boy's life."


Police distributed a photograph of the dog, standing in the snow but covered in blood. A photo of the cougar shows the bloodied animal lifeless, lying on its back.


Sgt. Peter Thiessen of the RCMP said there's no question Austin's encounter with the cougar would have been a lot worse had it not been for his dog.

"The boy was in severe risk," said Thiessen.

"That cougar was advancing aggressively to both of them, and the dog intervened and got between the animal and the young child and the risk was extremely high."

Thiessen said conservation officials will look into what happened and why the cougar came so close to people.

He said it's uncommon - but not unheard of - for cougars to go after people.

"We have seen cougar attacks in the lower part of British Columbia," he said. "It's not something that's common, but it is something that has occurred."
Subject: I don't throw things


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Date Posted: Monday, January 04, 10:14:37am

I like most of my stuff :-)
Subject: Rick


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jt
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 09:02:46pm

CYE and yeah you can throw something at me...
Subject: Thanks Al


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jt
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 08:55:30pm

I will pass that on to Leo.

Rest in Peace Koda Godspeed.
Subject: I just sent a letter to the editor of the Salt Lake Tribune


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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 02:20:17pm

To the Police and Citizens of Salt Lake City:
I want to tell you how very sorry I was to hear about the loss of your dog Koda. No words can express the sadness such a loss brings.
You can do something to make sure it doesn't happen again.
Several years ago, I was watching an episode of America's Most Wanted. A dog handler was called to the scene of a gun-weilding man who was in the middle of the street with a shot gun. The handler said that he had a feeling something bad was going to happen because all the way to the scene, the radio kept asking how much longer he'd be. Needless to say when he got there, he was told to release the dog. The dog was shot and later died in his handler's arms. We watched his death via the dash camera of a cruiser.
That show just about killed me. I cried watching it and I cried that night thinking about it. By Monday morning, I knew what I was going to do. I called the town police and asked to speak to the chief. When he heard my idea, he said, "Are you serious?" Yes, Sir. "We would accept that with honor." Then I called the head of the local detatchment of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and presented the idea to him. His reaction was, "By all means." That afternoon I started calling companies that make bulletproof vests. Second Chance was one. Another was in Europe. But it was a Canadian company who supplies vests for dogs in the States, Europe, Asia and Canada that got my attention. It's called K-9 Storm. The conversation went like this:
Rick: Did you watch America's Most Wanted on Saturday night?
Storm: Yes.
Rick: What would happen if that dog was wearing your vest?
Storm: Same size dog, shot from the same distance with the same gun?
Rick: Yes.
Storm: It would have knocked him flat on his ass. Then he would have got back up and finished his shift.
Rick: I'll take two.

But I had no idea how I was going to pay for them. So I started asking individuals and companies for money. Only three people and three companies refused to help. The owner of an electrical supply store said he'd like to help but didn't have the money. He was laying people off. Then he said, "If there's any other way I can help, just ask." The owner of a fitness center asked if I wanted money or a membership. I didn't get it. She said, "I'll give you $25 or a two year membership worth $300." I took the membership, although I didn't know what I was going to do with it. A friend said, "Any company that can't give money, ask for a gift certificate." That's what I did. I went back to that electrical supply store and asked for a gift certificate. he asked what I was going to do with it and I admitted I had no idea but he gave me a free home service call valued at more than $100. In 3 weeks I had more than $2,000 worth of gift certificates, from pizzas to car washes to oil changes. I put them all in a basket and raffled them off and ended up with more than a thousand dollars in cash. The winner said, "My Christmas shopping is done and it only cost me $2." A dairy gave me certificates for a year's worth of ice cream. I raffled that off too. It took six weeks to raise $6,000 for the two vests.
While raising the money, I met a lady in a store. She said, "I am Corporal Mosher's wife. You're doing a good thing. He cannot lose another dog." Corporal Mosher's first dog's name was Bandit, and Bandit died, taking a knife that was meant for Corporal Mosher. His new dog's name was Chase, and embroidered into Chase's vest are the words, "In memory of Bandit."

For the life of me I cannot see any reason to send a dog out to work without giving him the same protection his handler has. The vests I bought are the best in the world. The officer can repell off buildings with the dog fastened between his legs. He can even parachute with the dog held the same way. The handler can use the vest for tracking or attack work. The dog can do anything with the vest that he can do without it. There are videos on the manufacturer's website.

All it takes is a couple of concerned citizens to do it. It doesn't take long.

After I presented the Mountie and his dog with the vest, I got a phone call from him. He said that because of what I did, an order has gone out stating that any handler who wants a vest for his dog, will have it paid for by the RCMP. So I didn't just buy a vest for one RCMP dog. I got a vest for all of them.

You can do the same thing. Make Koda's death into somethign special. If his death will save the life of another police services dog, than I am quite sure that Koda would be a very proud police offcer.

Godspeed Koda. You are in some very good company.

Rick Dupuis
Brookfield,
Nova Scotia, Canada
Subject: this pisses me off


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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 01:48:01pm

when I got those vests for the dogs here, I did some shopping.
I called Second Chance in California, a company in Germany and K-9 Storm in Winnipeg. Only K-9 Storm answered two questions correctly...

Rick: Did you see America's Most Wanted on Saturday night?

Storm: Yes.

Rick: What would have happened if that dog was wearing your vest?

Storm: Same size dog, shot with the same weapon from exactly the same distance?

Rick: Yes.

Storm: It would have knocked him flat on his ass and then he would have got back up and finished his shift.

Rick: I'll take two.
Subject: Those dogs


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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 01:44:26pm

are valued at more than $50,000 after all of their training. Am I the only person in the world who fails to see the logic in sending them to work without a $3,000 vest? If not for the sake of the animal's life, than for simple cost effectivness. Its cheaper to buy a $3,000 vest than to buy, raise, and train another dog/handler team.

sheer stupidity.
Subject: RICK!!


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David
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 01:17:05pm

NO VEST....and yes..the killer is dead....
Subject: Larry


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Al
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 01:03:33pm

Check this out!

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/clt/1526446456.html
Subject: did his partner kill the bastard?


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Rick
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 08:21:18am

Was the dog wearing a vest?????

Godspeed Koda. Thank you.
Subject: K9 cop killed in Salt Lake City


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Date Posted: Sunday, January 03, 12:21:08am

Koda....PFC K9 officer in Salt Lake City was shot and killed last nite while subdueing a run away burglar, according to reports he took the rounds to save his partner who was running right behind him....he was a 3 year old Sheperd...he will be buried with full police honors Monday...God speed Koda
Subject: JT


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Al
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 02, 06:29:45pm

Not too sure what those parts are worth. I'd do a completed items search on ebay, figure the worth, then list them for free on Craigslist.
Subject: Al


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jt
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 02, 05:06:07pm

what are 57 Chevy fenders going for these days? (Or do you know?) Leo also has a back bumper...all pretty good condition.
Subject: Maybe ask for $375 ??????


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Al
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Date Posted: Saturday, January 02, 11:22:19am

Let him beat you up a little, say $100 off, you still make a small profit. Just a thought
Subject: so


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Rick
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 08:40:06pm

I paid $250 for it but I know I got a good deal. I wonder what it would be worth to someone now? I suppose I should be happy to get what I paid for it.
Subject: Sell the fender


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Al
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 01:08:28pm

Dad calls it "recycling" when you sell or get rid of something that gave you pleasure. When money's tight, we all have to recycle to stay happy.
Subject: when I sold my Hot Wheels uniform


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Rick
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 12:29:05pm

the buyer asked me about my collection. I sent him photos of mine and he sent me photos of his. man he even has a hood from Dale Sr's Goodwrench car. Nice collection.
and last night he asked me if I'd be interested in selling my Mello Yello fender.
I am considering asking him for an offer but I'm afraid he'll make a really good one. Since I started remodeling my Petty room into a photo studio, those body parts have been hanging on a wall in the basement where no one will ever see them again. Common sense tells me to sell it. My bank account tells me to sell it....

One time a guy asked me to be his partner in a hockey pool. Then he changed his mind saying, "You bet with your heart and not your head."
Thats my problem. I know I'd still have an awesome collection without that fender but.....
I can really use some modeling lights...
Subject: well


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Rick
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 11:35:44am

it was noneteen-ten
nineteen-seventy

so it stands to reason this is
twenty-ten

I really don't care though. I'll say whatever is easier. The good news is that according to the Mayans, we won't have to worry about how we say 2013.
Subject: Happy New Year !!!!!!!


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 10:57:58am

Now, do we call 2010:

"Two thousand ten" OR "210" ?????????

I like 210, faster and easier, lol
Subject: not starting out


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jt
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 10:29:01am

so good. LOL
Subject: HAPPY NEW YEAR


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JT
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 10:27:20am

Sure hope ots better than 2009.
Subject: Happy New Year my friends.


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 09:02:16am

Let's all have a great one.
Subject: Happy New Year


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George
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Date Posted: Friday, January 01, 12:06:43am

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
Subject: Rick


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Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 31, 07:52:18pm

Better to have over sensitive smoke alarms that wake you up for no reason than faulty ones that let you sleep, or worse, through a fire!
Subject: Not battery powered


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Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 31, 07:33:02pm

they aare wired right into the house. My guess is one went off for some reason and thats et them all off. The one in the basement is battery powered and it didn't go off.
strange and rather frieghtening way to wake up though.

My goal for tonight is to be asleep before midnight. I made it last year I think.

Do you guys get the show Mantracker in the States?

It's a brilliant show really. Its a Canadian show but a few times they've filmed it in California. They have this professional tracker. He goes into the woods looking for lost hikers or helps police with escaped felons etc.
Two people are 2 kilometers from the man tracker. They have a compas and a map and roughly a 30 minute head start. They have to go 40 kilometers in 36 hours.
Mantracker has a local guide, but he has no idea where the starting point is, he has no compas and no map and he doesn't know where the finish line is. So at the appointed time, he and his guide are sitting on their horses (always on horseback), and they are searching for a flare. A flare goes up and that tells trackers and prey the game is on. First thing mantracker has to do is figure out where the flare was fired from. Once he finds that he starts looking for signs. And he is good... and he shows what he sees. Tonight he said, while on horseback, "Oh, lookie here..." he gets off the horse and squats down and points to a leaf on the ground. "You see that? A speck of dirt on top of the leaf. Now how do you suppose that got there?" A few feet further he sees a partial footprint.
Anyway, the prey almost always screw up somehow. They have 1 compas and one map so if they get seperated, one of them is screwed. Every night I am saying the same frekain thing... and by the way, my cousin and I have applied to be on it... I say the prey need to treat it like a military operation. Have 2 way radios so they don't need to talk out loud, wear camo. Take enough water... they are always drinking dirty water because they run out... and take food you can eat cold... one night the prey stopped on one side of a lake and made a campfire. Mantraker was on the other side and saw the fire. He was waiting for them when they woke up.
So I have these theories about how to win... mom keeps saying, "well you'd think someone would have already done it if that was the right thing to do."
well last night two guys from the Barrie, Ontario Police Tactical Team were the prey. First thing you see them in canadian Army digital camoflage. They they put camo paint on their faces. I'm laughing my ass off. They they test their radios. Everyhting exactly the way I said. Then the flare goes up and without even talking, they take off in 2 different directions. Mom goes, "Holy shit." Yeah.
Mantracker finds the flare spot and the tracks going in different directions and he kneels down and says, "What the fu*&^ are these guys doing?"
They met up with each other hundreds of yards away.
At one point they ran into some bushes and mantracker saw them go in. he stayed on one side and sent his guide around to the other side. He said, "Ok, we know these little bastards are in there so we just wait them out." and he waited and he waited and he waited. The prey have small video cameras. Mantracker was about 10 feet from one of the cops. he's just laying there. Finally mantracker says, "They must have snuck out. We'll go back up the hill and see if they went around that way." Once they were gone, the cops got up and stuck with their plan... they got to the finish and mantracker was more than 5 kilometers behind them. I've never seen anyone finish that far ahead.
I said, my entire philosophy was just vindicated. Mom said, "Just because they won, doesn't mean you would." No, but my methods are right. That means I could win.
Mantracker said it was the toughest he's ever done because he knew they were cops. So he had to think like a cop who was thinking like a criminal and he couldn't do it.

That is without question the best show on television. If you get a chance to watch it, or reruns of it on-line, watch. You will get hooked. Tonight it was 2 sissies from Nova Scotia and the chase took place in the mountains in Quebec. They got caught 5.3km from the finish.
Subject: Wow Rick


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Date Posted: Thursday, December 31, 01:49:35pm

glad you didnt have any fire. Thats weird that they all went off at the same time are the batteries all the same age?
Subject: Prayers for Red Farmer


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Date Posted: Thursday, December 31, 06:45:16am

well we had quite an experience.
6am this morning all four smoke detectors went off at the same time. At first I thought it was the carbon monoxide detector but that stayed quiet. I searched the house inside and out and found nothing. So I unplugged all of them for five minutes then plugged them back in and they all stayed quiet. Its been an hour and 45 minutes and they haven't gone off again.
That shit scares me.
Subject: Sending prayers


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jt
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Date Posted: Wednesday, December 30, 04:48:18pm

Red Farmer hospitalized: Red Farmer, a member of NASCAR's legendary Alabama Gang, has been hospitalized with what his wife Joan said Tuesday has been diagnosed as double pneumonia. Farmer [36 career Cup starts], who still races at age 77, entered UAB West hospital in Bessemer on Saturday and is doing well enough that he might be able to go home on Wednesday. "He's doing good," she said. "They're pumping him full of antibiotics and he's starting to get sassy again." Farmer, who races regularly at Talladega Short Track, had been planning on racing his late model in the annual Ice Bowl race there on Jan. 10, the state's biggest dirt race of the year. His wife says he is still planning on being there. "I say no. He says yes," she said. "I said, 'No way are you racing.' He said, 'But it's not until next week.'" Whether he races or not, he'll be out of the hospital soon, she said. "The nurses are getting tired of listening to him complain about the food," she said.(Alabama
Subject: Very scary


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Date Posted: Monday, December 28, 02:19:44pm

From what I understand he mostly kicked the flu then it came back with a vengeance in the form of pneumonia. Condolences to his family and friends.
Subject: Kevin Harvick's tire changer


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Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, December 28, 01:42:20pm

has apparently died of the swine flu.
That sucks
Subject: Merry Christmas everyone


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Al
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Date Posted: Friday, December 25, 09:17:03am

Wishing all of my friends here at Sam's Place a joyous happy healthy safe and warm Christmas!


Subject: IF ANYONE GOT A RED RYDER BB GUN,


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Larry
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Date Posted: Friday, December 25, 09:02:26am

PLEASE DON'T SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!

Subject: Merry Christmas everyone


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Rick
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Date Posted: Friday, December 25, 08:53:27am

Hope Santa was good to you all.
My sister decided to stay home this morning. Usually they come Christmas Eve and stay but she decided to open their presents at home this year. My initial reaction to that was "I GET TO SLEEP IN THIS YEAR!!"
Not too f'in likely. 7:30 Mom yells up. I ignored her. 15 minutes later she yells, "Do you want me to pour your tea now?" I yelled down, "I thought I'd get to sleep in this year!" She says, "Oh, sorry. Go ahead."
Like I could.
Subject: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!


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Date Posted: Friday, December 25, 08:26:57am


Subject: MERRY CHRISTMAS!


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George
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Date Posted: Wednesday, December 23, 09:48:34pm

Santa's got his hotrod ready, with his bag of toys to delivery to the guys on Rick's.
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Subject: AThanksgiving Carol


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jt
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 11:47:22pm

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin, chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't to merry, cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry. He'd been cheatin on Elin and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. He'd been cheatin with Holly and Jaimee and Cori, with Joselyn and Kalika. The world had the story. From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, Tigers sad sorid tale was all over the news. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, when not in their pants, he was sendin them texts. Despite all his cryin and beggin and pleadin, Tigers wife went investin in a new home in Sweden. And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you're gettin laid then I'm gettin paid." She's not pouting, in fact she is of jolly good cheer, her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.
Subject: My daughter and her husband


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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 08:40:54pm

Have wii and a ton of games. I tried it once and thought it was really idiotic. Not to mention innocent bystanders getting clobbered by flying elbows and fists by those playing. Now they cant bring it over here when they visit. They make fun of me playing nascar on the ps3 with my steering wheel and pedals, but at least I'm sitting down!
Subject: I knew what you meant


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jt
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 06:48:03pm

yep parents fault. Kids dont preceive thses things happening.
Subject: why did I


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Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 06:38:19pm

put 'wishes he'd never been put up for adoption?"

he isn't adopted. I meant 'wishes he'd been put up for adoption.'
Subject: a true horror story


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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 06:37:13pm

my cousin Kary and his wife teresa have 3 children. Jessica is 19 and lives in Edmonton, Alberta. Right now I would say she is very grateful to be living 3,000 miles away.
Their other 2 kids, Brandon 12 and Hailee, 7 still live at home. Right about now Hailee probably wishes she was living with Jessica and Brandon wishes he'd never been put up for adoption at birth.

Last Christmas Brandon and Hailee got a Wii game. This summer, Kary and Teresa decided they liked my 42" television and so they bought one that was even better... same size, but plasma.

Of all the games they have, Brandon and his friend like bowling the best.

Not long after they got the Wii, they decided the straps that hold the controler to your wrist were uncomfortable, so they removed them.

You know where this is going yet?

Kary's mother, my aunt, the Jeff Gordon fan, lives next door to Kary. She called me and said, "Did you hear what happened at the neighbor's house last night?"

What?

"You know what a Wii is?"

I said, "Oh my God.... let me guess."

she said, "Ok."

"Someone put a controller through the television."

"Yes. How did you know?"

I said, "Which TV?"

"The big one."

The kids were bowling and Brandon's friend let go of the controller and it went through the screen.

Do you know whats inside a plasma tv? It's like 40 pounds of jell-o.

kary called the insurance company, and as I expected, there is no 'stupid' clause in their policy. They have a $500 deductible and their rates would go up for 3 years.

According to their facebook page, there is a Wii up for sale.

As much as I'd like to, if I had a Wii, which I don't, I would never hook it up to my most expensive television and if I did, I'd sure as shit never take those wrist straps off.

I blame Kary and Teresa for part of it. They knew the wrist straps were off and they let the kids play that way.
Subject: Love it!


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Date Posted: Monday, December 21, 10:43:54am

Merry Christmas to you all too!

Wont be as merry though...Leo just told me this morning, he hasnt mailed your package yet. A GRINCH amomgst us!!!??? I think he took it to the shop, stuck it in a corner and forgot about it. He didnt like that he would have to fill out a slip so...I think it's like stopping to ask for directions. He just wont do it. I will do it myself but I have to wait till Leo can give me a ride to the post office. Sorry Rick, I SHOULD have asked sooner if Leo mailed it. MY BAD. :/
Subject: oh well


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Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, December 21, 09:04:59am


Subject: fell asleep during the show last night


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Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, December 21, 09:04:15am

trying something

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1251333/dilloncard2.jpg
Subject: I have been watching the commercials for that HLN show


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Rick
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 20, 07:37:43pm

for about 3 weeks now. Really looking forward to it.

I have a massive headache so I am shutting down the computer for the night.
Night all.
Subject: I found out what my issues were


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Rick
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 20, 07:10:04pm

well not my mental health issues, but my computer issues....

way too much crap on my hard drive. A friend had an extra hard drive so he put it in mine and I moved all of my photos over there.... 120gig worth. Now the main hard drive is just used for surfing and photoshop. We also deleted about 30gig worth of programs I didn't even know I had. that'll make it run slow.


we're getting snow tonight. My deer was just here and she's covered in snow. Last night I went out to feed her and she scared the living crap out of me. She was on my back porch. If my porch door had been open I bet she would have come in. I love her to death. Lately she just comes to talk. I'll feed her by hand and talk to her for a while then I'll put the rest on the ground. when I come in the house, she leaves. I think she just likes the company.
Subject: Al


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Date Posted: Sunday, December 20, 05:52:36pm

My daughter computer won't stop freezing up so she had to get it fixed. Mine freezes up every so often, I just shut it off and restart it. Also Internet Explorer gives me a message-not responding. Don't know what's to blame, might have something to do with Vista. Norton keeps me safe. Good luck.
Subject: Rick


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Date Posted: Sunday, December 20, 05:41:56pm

I would guess it's in the 70's in California, not much different than 2 years ago when we visited relatives around Christmas time. It's from the 40's to the teens here-cold. We finally have snow.
Subject: Hey gang!


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Al
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 20, 11:58:45am

Been battling a PC virus. c.exe
Can't get rid of the damn thing. Larry, any ideas? System is Windows XP Home.
Subject: Article on Jayski


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Date Posted: Sunday, December 20, 07:21:45am

SUNDAY - Kyle Petty to appear on HLN show: Robin Meade teams up with sports talent from TBS and TNT for a year-end special like no other of an episode of With All Due Respect. Charles Barkley, Kyle Petty and Dennis Eckersley -- sports icons who aren't afraid to speak their minds -- lead a panel of special guests for a no-holds-barred look at the headlines from 2009. Tune in for the one-hour special on Sunday, December 20th at 10:00pm/et & pm/pt on CNN's Headline News.(HLN)(12-17/20-2009)
Subject: If they don't think they were right


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Date Posted: Friday, December 18, 08:05:24pm

for the dog, than they did exactly the right thing by finding her another loving home. That shows they love the dog.
If they couldn't be there at least once during the day then my hat is off to them for doing the best thing... for the dog and for the family who now has a new dog.
Subject: Awwww well good


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Date Posted: Friday, December 18, 07:08:18pm

good for them to do right by the pup. Gotta give em props for that.
Subject: The new dog has a new home


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Date Posted: Friday, December 18, 06:35:27pm

Matt and his housemate decided that it was very unfair to the pup to leave her penned up in their utility room for 8 to 10 hours a day while they were at class. She had so much energy that she was wild when they let her out. They didn't have time to work with her and teach her anything. I was sorry to see her go, but I think it was for the best for the dog. He said that she has a very good home now.
Subject: Come on down


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jt
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Date Posted: Friday, December 18, 04:31:07pm

I got the cheesy dogs on the grill right now! :^D
Subject: I for one


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Rick
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Date Posted: Friday, December 18, 02:45:20pm

would be able to make 78 degrees very Christmasy.
Subject: Uhhhh


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jt
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Date Posted: Friday, December 18, 12:37:33pm

it's 65 degrees on my patio right now headed for a high of 78. Not Christmasy at all though. My Jeep is not responding. I think it has to be in the 90's for the thing to fire up.
:(
Subject: its cold enough


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Date Posted: Friday, December 18, 09:13:25am

to freeze the nuts off the golden gate bridge.
God I hate winter.
Hey Al, George and Larry, what do you suppose its like in California and Nevada?


HEY LARRY! Hows our new dog doing?
Subject: I thought


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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 15, 03:34:15pm

you mixed up some letters but I figured she was going drag racing in the ADRA. ARCA sounds better. sounds like a cat fight to me. and I really really hate cat fights.
Subject: lol whats an ARDA car anyway??? :-P


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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 15, 11:49:24am

ARCA.:-/
Subject: Lol


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jt
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 15, 11:46:52am

uh nah. :)
Subject: She's not nearly as hot as danica


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Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 15, 08:17:29am

but I don't suppose thats what you meant, hu?
Subject: And now I see


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jt
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Date Posted: Monday, December 14, 07:14:42pm

Milka Duno is testing ARDA cars??? Good Lord.
Subject: No offense Rick


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jt
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 13, 02:10:08pm

but life is too short. ;)
Subject: My cosuin just sent me an e-card


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Rick
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 13, 11:11:27am

for Christmas.
You guys have to see it.
JT, its about a 1 minute video. If you can be patient while it loads, it will be worth it. If this doesn't work as alink, cut and paste.

http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=501336787&m=4950&rr=y&source=ag999
Subject: so another cousin


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Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, December 12, 04:08:41pm

whom we shall call The Great White Hunter, but who did not get a deer this fall (I wushed him bad luck every day during hunting season)... anyway, this year he bought a $400 stealthcam. It has a motion sensor so any time something comes close it snaps a photo. He got some great photos of a couple bears and a big buck that was bright enough to stay away during the day.
But a huge buck is coming out to eat my apples now and he lets me get within about 20 feet before he moves away. So today Kary and I set up the camera where I feed the deer. The flash has gone off a couple times tonight. I scared the deer both time sbut I am hoping they get used to it. I am also hoping we get somethung unexpected during the night. We shall see.
Subject: so


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Date Posted: Saturday, December 12, 04:03:22pm

my mother's oldest sister moved to Nova Scotia from Ontario. She stayed with us for a couple of weeks and then last week she moved into an apartment. While she was here, she asked me to send an email to her daughter, whom I love, back in Ontario. So I did. Now, I average about 15 to 20 stupid emails a day from my cousin's husband. The dumbest shit I have ever seen attached to an email. I don't want to tell him to stop because I'd just hurt their feelings but holy shit... the man retired in August and now all he does is goof off on the internet and collect stupid shit.
If I ever do that you anyone, I hope someone shoots my ass. I've recieved 21 emails from him so far today.
Subject: About those Treasure Hunts


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Date Posted: Saturday, December 12, 08:14:23am

The only hunts that will sell are what they call Super Treasure Hunts. You have to look at the words treasure hunt on the card and if the S in treasure is a $ sign it should be a super. If it does, look at the wheels, the supers have rubber tires and the regulars have the normal run of the mill plastic wheels. If the regulars sell, they only bring a buck or two. The supers should bring $10 to $20 bucks or more depending on the car. Johnny Lightnings are another story. They used to make all of their White Lightnings very obvious by making white wheels, white tires, white base and so on. Now each release is differant. The current release white lightning has tinted windows and a white motor under the hood. First, how do you open the hood on a car in the package? And it is harder than crap to look at those cars in the package to tell if the windows are tinted. The car I sold was what they call a lightning Strike. The only thing differant from the regular car is the colored tires. Very obvious. It takes a little time to find the good ones these days.
Subject: Hello George


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jt
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Date Posted: Friday, December 11, 08:26:33pm

Rick CYE
Subject: Walmart here


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Rick
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Date Posted: Friday, December 11, 07:12:24pm

carries very few JL. Today there were about a dozen of the 40th anniversary cars. Nothing special. I found three HW Hunts last week but left them on the pegs.


so boys and girls.... last week on jeopardy, one of the questions was

What is a Tootsie Roll Cheesecake?

so after hearing that I had to Google it. Sure enough, there it is. So tonight I made one. Put it in the oven a minute ago. Gonna be in the oven for 2 hours. half a pund of tootsie rolls in that sucker. Its either going to be really really good, or it will kill me.
Subject: Yes Rick,


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Date Posted: Friday, December 11, 06:30:29pm

He paid by Paypal today. Believe me, I look closely at all of the Johnny Lightnings, Hot Wheels and M2 Machines. I have found about a half dozen or so of some good sellers.
Subject: Larry


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Date Posted: Thursday, December 10, 09:34:48pm

Hey Larry
Click on your Ebay Auction link, right above are other JL Lightning, one with blue tires.

Hi Guys
Subject: as soon as I saw


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Date Posted: Thursday, December 10, 07:35:05pm

"I paid $3 for this car." and 'Charger" I thought, "I'll offer him $5 for it sight unseen....."
oh well.
Someone actually sent you $82 for it? sheesh boy, go find another one.

nice care though, except for the wheels. But if I had it, I'd open it.
Subject: Hey guys, look at this


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Larry
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 10, 06:05:07pm

I paid $3 for this car. Some people are nuts! Charger
Subject: we were supposed to get the storm last night


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Date Posted: Thursday, December 10, 05:09:49pm

snowed like a bugger for about 3 hours. I thought we were in for it. I got up at 6am this morning to let the dogs out and it was like summer. all the snow was gone and you could have gone out with just a t-shirt. temp went back down some today but still didn't need the winter coat. I just know we're gonna get nailed now.


JT, did you send that film? I need to get a couple rolls but if you sent yours, I'll wait.
Subject: BRRRRRR !


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Date Posted: Thursday, December 10, 04:25:46pm

Colder than a possum's pecker. 16 degrees and 45 mph winds. Guess winter is here.
Subject: Another "Old Racer Joke"


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Date Posted: Thursday, December 10, 11:08:15am

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets
up, staggers to the table,leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker
in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw
her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused,
because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your
grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still
says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you
something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says...................


"Grandpa,........ Go home, you're drunk
Subject: Old racer joke


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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 08, 07:03:16pm

A retired racer who was now a senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-5, pushing the pedal even more. But looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrolman behind him, blue and red lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the patrolman's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the patrolman walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, plus today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.”

The old racer paused then said, “Thirty years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrolman. I thought you were bringing her back!”


'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the patrolman.
Subject: My prayers


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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 08, 04:11:46pm

go out for the soul of an innocent four year old. God how sad.
Subject: a 4 year old boy


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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 08, 02:40:31pm

went missing here in Nova Scotia. he was with his dog. His dog came home. he didn't. They sent out search teams all over the place. I said, "Why not just let the dog out and say, "Where's Billy?" But they didn't do that. Kid spent 2 nights in the woods. below freezing both nights. They found him yesterday morning. Barely breathing. They flew him straight to halifax. I thought after all that, the kid would make it but for Christ's sake, he died this morning.
That just pisses me off. who the hell loses a 4 year old? Kidnapped? I can see that maybe but way out where we live, and the kid was missing so long he couldn't hear anyone holler for him? Bullshit. I wish they'd charge the parents with neglect or something but everyone will feel sorry for them and the kid pays the price.
God I hate people. all they had to do was let the dog back out.
Subject: A Soldier


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Date Posted: Saturday, December 05, 10:14:38pm

A young Canadian soldier was attending some college courses between assignments in Afghanistan .

One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He Looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the young soldier got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.... The young man went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, 'What the hell is the matter with! you? Why did you do that?'

Came the reply,

'God was too busy today protecting our soldiers who are protecting your right to talk stupid and act like an asshole. So, He sent me'


THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING
Subject: Your story as well Al


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Date Posted: Saturday, December 05, 05:58:20pm

Man actors have it easy these days!
Subject: That's COOL JT!


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Al
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Date Posted: Saturday, December 05, 04:43:05pm

Dad and I had parts in a Jimmy Hoffa documentary shot in the Detroit area years ago. Dad drove his "get away" Lincoln in downtown Detroit. They had to do several takes because every time he put the car in drive, the doors would lock, and the bad guys couldn't get in the car! Most everyone except the director was in stitches. And my 65 Chrysler New Yorker was an "extra" in the parking lot of the Red Fox restaurant were Hoffa was last seen. I remember they paid us $100 per day in Crowleys gift certificates. Cash would have been better! The actors earned their pay because they shot this in November, no snow but freezing cold. But the actual time of Hoffas dis-appearance was summer, so the actors were dressed lightly for hot weather, which was bad enough, but on top of that, they were eating ice cubes so that their breath wouldn't make any steam as it normally would in 20 degree weather.
Subject: LOL Thanks Al


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jt
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Date Posted: Saturday, December 05, 11:16:57am

Yeah I've been around Hollywood long enough to know MOST of what is shot ends up on the cutting room floor. Albeit thats not how it's done these days.

I've been in 3 movies and a couple of TV shows (only as an extra) MANY years ago. In one of the moviers our scene was cut completely! We got full pay anyway but I cant say I was in a movie about the life of Jimi Hendrix.
Subject: JT I tried


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Al
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Date Posted: Friday, December 04, 09:44:33pm

My darndest to watch the whole show. I do remember the Morgan Freeman segment, then it was lights out for me. Had to be about 10:45 at that time. Sorry they didn't show Leo. Shows often don't show everything they tape in advance. I think Jay owes Leo a trip to Leno's Garage, that would make up for the blunder!
Subject: it wasnt on


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jt
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Date Posted: Friday, December 04, 10:02:26am

I'm bummed. I was afraid the presidents speech would move the shows programing around. I'll watch tonights show...:(
Subject: Guess


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jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 03, 11:05:08pm

I'llhave to see for myself. I'm shutting this beast down for the night. :)
Subject: Well???


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jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 03, 10:54:15pm

was he on??? LOL
Subject: Got the Leno show on and


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Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 03, 10:06:03pm

Hoping to see Leo !
Subject: and


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jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 03, 06:03:56pm

how many drivers pulled over for drunk driving, grab that breath mint or spray to hide the alcohol smell from the cop?
Subject: ok this is unbelievable


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Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 03, 03:28:16pm

watching Dr Phill. He has a panel of 4 lawyers and they are talking about a whole lot of things. He has a breathalyzer expert on.
One lawyer used Listerine, swished it around in his mouth for 5 seconds then spit it out and then blew into the breathalyzer. He blew 4.9. legally drunk.

A female lawyer sprayed breath spray into her mouth, then blew 4.9. Legally drunk.

Then another lawyer ate a hand full of breath mints and blew 0.00

Then one of Phils produccers volunteered to drink a shot of tequila an hour before the show. He blew 2.1

The only guy to drink alcohol blew under while the two who freshened their breath were legally drunk.
Subject: Dont Forget


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 03, 10:55:46am

to watch Jay Leno tonight. Hopefully Leo's interview with Arsenio Hall will be aired.
Subject: Thanks JT


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Wednesday, December 02, 08:27:51pm

Its just more of the same.
I honestly think the guy who took my stomach out, screwed up. Its too late to do anything about that, most likely, but I think my problems are all surgery related. The assistant coach of the Philadelphia Flyers had his stomach removed for exactly the same reason I did.. peptic ulcer disease... and he can finction daily in a high-stress job. I'm scared to get more than a mile from a bathroom any day that I eat anything. pisses me off to no end.

anyway... I'm done bitching for now.

Larry, tomorrow I am having a new hard drive installed in my computer. It'll be a second one. I tried to defrag the computer yesterday and got a message saying I need 15% free hard disk space and I only have 10%. 200gig hard drive is full. So a friend is going to install a second hard drive and then I am going to start backing up all of my photos onto dvd's, which I should have been doing anyway but haven't.
I can't run Photoshop and check my email. I can't use photoshop and have my web browser open. I may have some additional memory installed too if I can afford it. I am worried sick about the computer crashing now. he told me that even if it died, he could still get my photos and stuff but I am worried.

Took some family photos tonight. Thought it was going to be extra money but the above paragraph tells you where that'll be going.
On the upside, I didn't realize that one of the kids (well she's 23) in the family photo is the best looking woman in Brookfield. I've known mother and daughter for probably 5 or 6 years and had no idea they were related.
Subject: Wow Rick


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Wednesday, December 02, 10:35:39am

Sorry to see you are sick. Hope you feel better fast!
Subject: I told him to email first


Author:
Larry
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 09:18:18pm

so you guys can set a time.
Subject: LARRY!!


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 08:59:37pm

tell him NOT to call tonight.... me and the toilet are spending too much time together tonight. I've been sick all evening.
Subject: Rick


Author:
Larry
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 08:03:29pm

I gave my brother your phone number and email. He needs to talk to you about your computer problem. I'll have him email you first before he might call.
Subject: yeah well


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, November 30, 10:05:00pm

I have been thinking about setting up a table at a large flea market, to sell my note cards and stuff. So Sunday I went to the flea market just to nose around and see whats happening. I asked a lot of vendors questions. People are buying video games and some dvd's and very little else. Even people who make beautiful wooden Christmas decorations are sellign under $20 on Sunday. Tables are $12 so its sure not worth getting a table. I'd have to invest probably $200 to have enough stock to fill the table so I don't think its worth doing beofre Christmas.
Subject: Rick


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Al
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Date Posted: Monday, November 30, 08:03:42pm

Everyone in retail asks the same question!

People spend more at Christmas, plain and simple. We all wish every month was December.
Subject: I wish


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, November 30, 07:17:50pm

this could happen every day...

Sunday I took family Christmas photos & they bought almost $200 worth of prints.
Today I sold a 20X14 print and she wanted it framed, $250 (frame was $75)
Tonight someone called to book family photos on Wed. evening.

Why can't that happen on a regular basis?
Subject: my cousin


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Monday, November 30, 07:11:40pm

Has won trips, a seat at the World Series of Poker in las Vegas and dozens of cash prizes, sometimes up into the thousands of dollars by playing on-line poker.... But last week he won

won $160,000US in two games in one night.
I said I wouldn't believe it till it was in my account. He said, "Two cashiers cheques were hand delievered this morning."
Subject: One advantage


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Monday, November 30, 01:59:38pm

to having a 22 pound turkey and only 4 for dinner is the leftovers, LOTS of leftovers. If your'e using the oven and all the prep is the same, why get a small bird? Especially at 49 cents a pound! HMMM
Subject: Turkey soup


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Sunday, November 29, 10:41:04pm

made fron Thanksgiving leftovers...Yum. :D
Subject: Then it's not my computer


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Sunday, November 29, 05:08:23pm

its happening to you too so unless we downloaded the same porn... er I mean, uh, nascar photos, than it's probably not a virus.....
Subject: Rick


Author:
Larry
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Date Posted: Sunday, November 29, 04:52:24pm

My computer has started doing the same thing from a lot of different sites. I sent the info to my brother to see what might be going on.
Subject: Thank you


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Sunday, November 29, 04:02:39pm

I appreciate that!


HEY LARRY!!!
Here's a question for you...

I go to google and type in a search. Doesn't matter what it is. Let's say I type in 'nascar statistics'. Instead of taking me to a list of pages containing nascar stats, from which I can choose the page I want, I am taken to a page that might contain stores sellign nascar stuff, or even pages of stuff that have absolutely nothing to do with nascar. And the tab at the top of the page (where it would say nascar.com if thats where you were) says JUMP.

Happens every freakin time I google anything. So I went to BING and tried. This time, initially got a page list but I couldn't click on anything that worked. So I tried again and this time, the page that popped up from BING was GOOGLE and the tab at the top said JUMP.

Do I have a virus or something? I run malware checks every day. Spyware gets checked nightly.
Subject: Now THATS


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Sunday, November 29, 10:03:45am

a beautiful shot!
Subject: Great news


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 09:37:04pm

I hope the suit goes positivly forward.
Subject: JT if that makes the page load slow for you I APOLOGIZE


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:42:34pm

I shrunk it down to 72dpi but it still looks big. It also looks blury at that size damn it.
Subject: one more time


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:41:11pm


Subject: ........now I'm getting pissed


Author:
P.O'd
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:37:01pm

[img] http://www.rickdupuis.com/nature/moonrise2b.jpg [/img]
Subject: .........


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:36:16pm

http://www.rickdupuis.com/nature/moonrise2b.jpg
Subject: .


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:35:39pm

http://www.rickdupuis.com/nature/moonrise2b.jpg
Subject: why the hell isn't that working?


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:34:07pm

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Subject: try again


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:32:52pm

http://www.rickdupuis.com/nature/moonrise2b.jpg
Subject: whatcha think?


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:31:56pm

www.rickdupuis.com/nature/moonrise2b.jpg
Subject: awesome


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 08:21:06pm

I heard the Corps of Engineers was responsible so maybe they will settle. But governments usually don't do the wise thing. I think they'll drag it out but maybe...

If Obama were smart, and no one can say his advisors are, but if he were, he could get some serious points here.... Katrina happened on Bush's watch... If Obama was smart, he'd pay up... it would sure as hell make his White House look like it was taking care of things that Bush should have taken care of.

Good luck. I hope this turns out the right way.... well, it will turn out the right way. I should have said I hope it does so SOONer rather than later.
Subject: RICK!!!!


Author:
David
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 06:48:41pm

Rick, et al...update..we've won round one in our Hurricane lawsuit in federal court in New Orleans....our class action can move forward...the Corp of Engineers will appeal but at least there is movement.....maybe the boys will see a settlement... LOL
Subject: well


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Saturday, November 28, 06:01:52pm

good luck to you and Waldo....
Subject: Well


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Friday, November 27, 09:51:21pm

4 cardiologist concluded the same. But thats ok, Waldo seems just fine now and I'll take that.
Subject: doctors have been wrong before


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 10:52:40pm

and cats have nine lives.
don't go planning his funeral just yet.
Subject: Waldo is doin ok


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 09:27:08pm

the cardiologist says he only has a couple of months to live. So I'm just enjoying the time we have left.
Subject: Waldo was more important


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 08:25:57pm

Hows he doing?

I will let you know when the film gets here :-)
Subject: ack Rick


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 05:58:31pm

With all this drama with Waldo I realize I STILL havent sent that film out. Ugh.I'm gonna box it up right now...
Subject: I'm not so sure it'll be overturned


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 03:09:30pm

for sure the bank has to appeal it but... big big but... how will their own customers feel about it? Not to mention the taxpayers who handed them their bailout money?

Here's my opinion... I don't have much sympathy for people who make $30,000 a year and buy a $750,000 house and then lose it. They're stupid for geeting so far in over their heads and the banks deserve to lose money on it because they're the idiots who told them they can afford it. If you buy a house you can't afford, I don't feel sorry if you lose it.

However, the couple in question never said they didn't want to pay for their house. They wanted to stay in it and renegotiate the loan. In this case the bank was the complete moron because they wanted to own the house. What bank wants to own a house? What if they can't get rid of it? They'd be paying to maintain it but they have more money tied up in it than its worth so who the hell would buy it? That couple wanted to keep it and they wanted to pay for it. They didn't even say they wanted it for less than the agreed upon selling price. They just wanted lower payments. But the bank got stuck on stupid and they lost. They deserved to lose and I think when it comes to the appeal, you're going to see the appeals court side with the original judge so long as that judge stayed within his legal rights when he brought down the judgement. If he checked case laws before he did that, they can appeal till doomsday and it will not be overturned.

also, aren't judges elected in the States??? what judge would side with the bank and then ask to be re-elected by the people getting screwe dby the banks?
Subject: Screw that bank. Way to go judge!


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Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 12:35:39pm

Though I'll bet it's appealed and overturned.

But for the time being, it's a feel good moment.

Banks. Gotta stand in line for your own money and they don't have public restrooms, only for employees. Standing in line I had to go so bad I applied for a job!
Subject: Awesome


Author:
jt
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 11:22:46am

Thanks for dharing that Rick. Prayers for that little old lady!
Subject: oh this is too good


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 10:06:48am

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/judge_kos_mortgage_to_slap_bank_28ZS1oW8Y58z6gu1AQbWMI

A bank has been doing everything it can to foreclose on a couple's home. They are being rather rude, and it seems, a little bit unscrupulous. The couple took the bank to court saying all they really wanted to do was re-structure the loan because all they've been able to pay was the interest.... But the judge became so pissed at the bank and its policies, that he cancelled the mortgage... the couple now own their house free and clear.

The same bank is trying to throw an 89 year old woman out of her house for the same reasons. That'll work now....
Subject: Happy Thanksgiving !!


Author:
Al
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Date Posted: Thursday, November 26, 09:09:27am

3 Turkeys: One to eat, one to beat, one to cheat!

http://www.animationplayhouse.com/corn_turkey.gif>


Subject: you silly Americans...


Author:
Rick
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Date Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 10:33:22pm

Thanksgiving was in October.


But Happy Thanksgiving anyway
:-)
Subject: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!


Author:
Larry
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Date Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 06:56:05pm


Subject: HAPPY THANKSGIVING


Author:
JT
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Date Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 03:52:59pm

everyone!
Subject: Holiday


Author:
George
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Date Posted: Wednesday, November 25, 09:10:00am

HAPPY THANKSGIVING everybody!
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