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Subject: Old racer joke Author: jt [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: Tuesday, December 08, 07:03:16pm A retired racer who was now a senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing,' he thought as he flew down I-5, pushing the pedal even more. But looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrolman behind him, blue and red lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the patrolman's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the patrolman walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, plus today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.” The old racer paused then said, “Thirty years ago, my wife ran off with a California Highway Patrolman. I thought you were bringing her back!” 'Have a good day, Sir,' replied the patrolman. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]