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Subject: AThanksgiving Carol

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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 22, 11:47:22pm

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin, chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't to merry, cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry. He'd been cheatin on Elin and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. He'd been cheatin with Holly and Jaimee and Cori, with Joselyn and Kalika. The world had the story. From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, Tigers sad sorid tale was all over the news. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, when not in their pants, he was sendin them texts. Despite all his cryin and beggin and pleadin, Tigers wife went investin in a new home in Sweden. And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you're gettin laid then I'm gettin paid." She's not pouting, in fact she is of jolly good cheer, her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.

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