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Subject: a story!


Author:
Truffen
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Date Posted: 18:37:38 10/05/02 Sat

A story about a squirrel!

There was a squirrel once, who lived in Redwall Abbey. Redwall fell under vermin attack, a really big horde of nasty weasels and ferrets and foxes. The leaders were 2 weasels and 2 ferrets. the weasels were Sammie and Sam, both were black, with gold-dyed paws and tails. the ferrets were Tori and Mike. Tori and Mike were light-brown w/ green nasty eyes. The squirrel's name was Elisabethe, and her best friend was a small, annoying otter named Chelsea. Elisabethe was a tall-ish redgold squirrel who wore a plain white tunic. (dresses are boring.) Chelsea was dark brown and wore a dark green tunic. The hordes of Sammie, Sam, Tori, and Mike were pretty strong and feirce. Redwall was didn't have a champion, and Abbot Raymond was NOT a warrior, in any way, shape, or form. He was simply funny.

Our story starts in Redwall, under attack from big fire bales being thrown in.
Dibbun #1: OH NO! MY TRIFLE BURNT UP!!
Elisabethe: heres another one.
Dibbun #2: I wanna fight!
Chelsea: Well, you can't
Elisabethe: Chelsea, remind me WHY we can't fight?
Chelsea: Uhh, because we're irresponsible, immature, thieves, annoying, untrustable, Um, thats it.
Elisabethe: Thats unfair.
Dibbun #1: I'm Hungry.
Chelsea: that's life.
OUTSIDE:
Tori: Remind me WHY we want that squirrel?
Mike: because shes funny.
Sam: and that is why...
Sammie: This sucks. I'm bored.
Mike: Redwall is almost defeated.
Sammie: why do we need Redwall, again?
Mike: to live in. And you all remember Elisabethe, Chelsea and Raymond, how funny and entertaining they are.
Captain #1: hey Mike, sir, are we almost done?
Mike: nearly, Joe.
Captain #1: okeydoke.
Tori: Well, Troi, that traitor is in Redwall, I'm gonna kill her, haha.

OK IF U LIKE THIS STORY TELL ME I'LL CONTINUE IT!!!!!

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Me likes dat! (NT)Tangle21:50:25 10/05/02 Sat
Hmm, Neat! keep Going, you're doing great! (NT)Dartpaw03:04:33 10/06/02 Sun
Bally good wot wot! (NT)Lancepaw Fortesque11:41:12 10/06/02 Sun
ACTS 3 AND 4 (in)Truffen the allegory author17:37:20 10/06/02 Sun
acts 5 an 6truff (lancepaw, dont email me)23:15:08 10/10/02 Thu


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