ACTS 3 AND 4 (in) -- The Fire Side

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ACTS 3 AND 4 (in)

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Date Posted: 17:37:20 10/06/02 Sun
In reply to: Truffen 's message, "a story!" on 18:37:38 10/05/02 Sat

In Redwall
Elisabethe: Chelz, why don't we just take the sword, sneak out, and kill some vermin?
[suddenly, Jessica the mouse champion of redwall runs in and grabs the sword]
Elisabethe: OK, screw THAT. so, why dont we do something?
Chelsea: Uh, because we're irresponsible, immature...
Elisabethe: SHUT UP!!!!THATS UNFUNNY!!!
Chelsea: sorry.
Elisabethe: Heres some arrows.
Chelsea: We NEED a BOW, genius.
[at this moment, the good abbot Raymond walks in]
Abbot Raymond: arnt you supposed to babysit the DIBBUNS, ELIS-E-BEEETHE? and CHEEELSEEA?
Chelsea: Erm, there asleep.
Raymond: are you SERIOUS? Oh-mi-gosh!!!! I'll check them.
[elisabethe and chelsea rush out of great hall and onto the wall]
Elisabethe: hey, chelz that weasel looks like....
Elisabethe and Chelsea: OMIGOSH< ITS TORI!!!!! WHERS TROI? SHE HAS 2 HIDE!!!!

Ouside Redwall:
Sam: Tori, who were that squirrel and otter? on the wall? they looke like...
Sam and Tori: ELISABETHE AND CHELSEA!!!!
Mike: Huuuuuhh???? whaddya meeeeeaann?
Sammie: Mike, its ELISABETHE! before we kill her, we can humiliate her, 1 last time!
Sam: good idea
Tori: and TROI THE TRAITOR RAT is in there!
Sammie: Uh, Tor, Trois not a rat.
Tori: Whatever
[Captain #2 enters the camp]
Captain # 2: hey, sam, we're almost thro the gates!!!
Sam: really, SamGrubb? Thats great!!!!
[Captain #2 leaves. (thank god, he reeks))
Mike: ooohhh, looky! an onion! an ONION! AN ONION! OMIGOSH!!! AN ONION!!!!!!!
Tori: So what?
Mike: I'm hungry, AND SO i'll eat AN ONION!!!!!
Tori: Whatever.

{that was short, 'cuz i gotta go, but IT WILL BE CONTIUED Monday!!!!)

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Subject	Author	Date
Hee heee (NT)	Tangle	19:10:11 10/07/02 Mon
Keep goin Truffen me gal! (NT) -- Lancepaw Fortesque, 21:18:40 10/09/02 Wed