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Date Posted: 21:55:40 05/08/01 Tue
Author: bub
Subject: just testin, its been a while
In reply to: The real Outlaw 's message, "Alright, Alright, Alright, what the fuck is up?" on 22:53:11 05/05/01 Sat

The scene opens in front of the NHW headquarters. A Gangly Young Man steps into view and motions for the camera to follow him... the Gangly Young Man cruises around the corner and up to a small bar tucked neatly into the ultra urban area. The Gangly Young Man turns to the camera and begins to speak...

GYM: This is the place... if the tip I recieved was correct, this will propel me to the top rank of the NHW reporters!

With that, GYM enters the bar followed closely by the camera. Once inside the bar, GYM begins scanning through the patrons looking for his next interviewee. GYM works his way to the back of the bar and then suddenly stops... he then motions for the camera to continue forward. As the camera approaches the corner of the bar a large oval object begins to stand out... as they get even closer a strange aura can be seen eminating from the large oval object which is perched on a chair at a solitary table at the back. The camera moves in even closer, the aura glowing with a holy essence more and more with every step. Finally, GYM steps a bit to the side and BEHOLD!!! The glowing oval of holy aura is actually the well-rounded gut of everyone's fav-0-rite person, Billy Joe Imahick! GYM bows to the legendary master of hillbilly zen and begins to speak...

GYM: Good afternoon Mr. Imahick, I was wondering if you might spare a few moments of your precious time to answer a few questions for all your NHW fans?

BJI: Well iffin it aint good 'ol Jem Nazium, reportir extra ordin air... (spits) whatre yew doin in this here nek of tha woodz?

GYM: Well Mr. Imahick, I was wondering what your thoughts were about the new NHW Doomsday tournament?

BJI: Yew meen yew wont ta know whaat I thank about a ternimite featurin a bunch a no count, lilly livered, yella bakked chicken shit sumbitches?

GYM: Ummm. Yeah, I think that is what I am asking.?.

BJI: Well ether it is er it aint!

GYM: (sigh) It is.

BJI: Well good lerd man why didnt ya jest cum rite out an say it!

GYM: I did dammit! Errrrr... I mean, Im sorry... (clears throat) whaat do yew thank about a ternimite featurin a bunch a no count, lilly livered, yella bellyed chicken shit sumbitches?

BJI: Well now... thats bettir. Ta tell ya tha trueth, I aint got no pinyun bout them damned cok sukkin cross dressin priks. I meen jest look, yew got peepull like that fairy Mr. Tommy Anderson...

The screen flashes for a moment...
I am the world's most faaabbuelus groppler.

I am the world's most faaabbuelus groppler.

And sides that dress warrin colostimee bag, yew got that damned prancin fairee... X-Man er... X-Con...

The screen flashes for a moment once again...

And thin thers that talentliss jackass BIG POPPA CHUMP. I meen damn, I'd hav moor compittun fitein a bunch a gerl scouts than kickin that buncha ass munchirs. (spits) By Gawd.

GYM: Oh........... Ok. So are you going to join the tournament to prove your greatness?

BJI: (shaking head) Yew aint got tha cents god give a three pekkered mule yew dumb sumbitch. Aint yew lissened to a dammed thing ive sayed? (spits) I dont kneed ta wulp them pussys, I already proved Im tha baddest sumbitch in wrasslin time and time agen! Now thats it, this here intraview is ovir!

The screen fades to black just as BJI's fist begins to plow into the camera!

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