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| Love Lost- Chapter 1: Accusations and Annihilation |
| Once upon a time, there was a knight, a Champion of the kingdom. All the other knights in the kingdom disliked the Champion. They always forced him into impossible challenges. But the Champion always defeats his opponents. How odd is it that his greatest challenge won’t take place on the battlefield. Prior to a battle with six other dirty peasant warriors, a princess that the Champion had been courting for quite sometime had vanished. The Champion questioned the kingdom’s servants. They told him stories of a mighty dragon, who swooped down and kidnapped her. He questioned his friends. They told the Champion that she left abruptly in the middle of the night. The Champion knew that the king and queen disliked his relationship with their daughter. That is why the powers that be arranged this battle. They figured that the Champion’s mind would be on the princess and not the challengers. One wrong move, and the Champion will die at the dirty hands of a peasant. The day of the challenge had arrived. Still no sign of the princess. Sleepless nights have haunted the Champion. The king called for the contest to begin. The first warrior was big. A test for the Champion? Not likely, as he impales the giant oaf with a spear. The next challenger was a drunken man named Brian Walker Keller. One swipe of the Champion’s sword was all it took for him. Two of the six charged at him. One was the town loony, and the other the town meany. The Champion bashed the mean one in the head with a mace, and then snapped the loon’s neck. The next one was the town’s minstrel. The Champion regretted spilling his guts, because he liked the minstrel’s music. The last one was rumored to be the Peasant’s Champion. He raised his peasant’s eyebrow and attacked. The Champion separated the man’s head from his shoulders. The Champion threw the man’s severed head and tossed the bloody thing on the king’s silk robe. This angered the king, as he called for his guards to arrest the Champion. But the Champion killed them two. He then speared the king with his sword, and left the kingdom to find his princess. And the moral to this story? Don’t fuck with the pissed off champion, or else you get your ass killed. |
| INT. KILLER INSTINCT’S GYM - DAY Killer Instinct stands in his personally build arena. He awaits a challenger that he requested to “train” with. Questions fill KI’s mind. Where is Infidelity? Why must he fight six other losers to advance in the Doomsday Series? Who leaked information about him? Will Shadojoker and JAWbone hug each other after their weak match and expose their true feelings to the world? A door opens as an unseen person enters KI’s Ring.  KILLER INSTINCT Trust. Can a person survive without trust? Sometimes people risk their life on the trust of someone else. And what if that person fails? Trust broken. I’ve decided not to trust people anymore. I’ve been constantly let down. I trusted the NHW to put me, a World Champion, against the top talent in specular matches. What do I get? I get lumped into a battle royal with six other people that have no business stepping in that ring with me. I also trusted my own inner circle, but one of them broke my trust. One of them blabbed to the National Enquirer about my relationship with Infidelity. Now you wouldn’t happen to know about this, would you, Chuck?  CHUCK ZITO Boss, I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about. KILLER INSTINCT Can a person live without trust? Well, like the owl told the kid with the Tootsie Pop, “Let’s find out.” Killer goes over to Zito and shoves him. CHUCK ZITO Killer, look, I’m not going to fight you. KI shoves him right into the fence/cage.  KILLER INSTINCT What’s your fuckin’ problem? Since when does the almighty Hell’s Angel bad boy not want to fight? CHUCK ZITO I just can’t. We are back in production of OZ. I can’t go back on the set all busted up. KILLER INSTINCT That’s some excuse. Tell me something. If Van Damme tried starting shit with you again, would you knock his ass out or would you drop your drawers and take it like ShadoBoner... Chuck decks Killer right in the face. KI staggers back and checks his nose, which is bleeding. KILLER INSTINCT Oh sure, you sell me out, but you defend Shado. You fricken queer. Zito goes ballistic on KI. Kicking him and throwing wild punches. But Killer counters with a double leg take down. Killer starts punching away at Chuck. Zito pushes him aside and tries to get back up, but KI jumps on his back and starts punching Chuck in his temples. Zito backs up and rams KI into the fence. He then gives KI an elbow shot to get him off. Chuck turns to boot Killer, but KI sweeps him and stomps him right in the knee. CHUCK ZITO What the hell is your problem? I didn’t blab to the Enquirer. KILLER INSTINCT But you would know who did though. You have your nose in everyone’s business. CHUCK ZITO I don’t know anything I swear. You know, who’s to say it was one of us who talked. KILLER INSTINCT Explain. CHUCK ZITO Let’s face it boss, you have more enemies than friends. Chances are that they asked some prick like Man Slaughter or Mike Tyson. Mothafuckas that have beef with you. KILLER INSTINCT Shit! I never thought of it like that. Damn, man. Sorry about that. I’ve just been going crazy lately. With Infidelity gone and this Bye-Bye-Bye Battle Royal, well you know. KI helps Chuck back up. CHUCK ZITO Don’t sweat it boss. I needed a work-out, and so did you. You better keep your guard up during that battle royal. KILLER INSTINCT Dude, did you see who I’m fighting? Jobbers... MINI-DON KING Up and comers, you mean. CHUCK ZITO Holy shit! I didn’t even see him enter the room. KILLER INSTINCT He’s small. But come on, Mini-Don King. Mr. Meaner? I’ve fought the Meanest and won. This is like downgrading or something. MINI-DON KING Killer, baby. What about the Rock? You’ve had some good battles with the Rock in the past. KILLER INSTINCT Did you see the Mummy Returns....  Did you see the Mummy Returns? No? Well then skip over the next rant. You’ve been warned, because I’m gonna ruin it. CHUCK ZITO Yeah. It was better than the first. KILLER INSTINCT Get Carter was better than the first Mummy movie. Point is, this won’t be the same Rock I’ve faced in the past. This Rock is a shamed Hollywood sell-out. He should hide his head up his candy-ass after that performance. Bastard had one line, wasn’t even in English. It was make-believe Egyptian. Scorpion King my ass. The dork lost a seven year war, sold his soul to some god, and gained an army of Lassie dog soliders. Not that it did him any good, because he got locked in some tomb, where he was transformed into some scorpion monster that looked like a Mortal Kombat boss reject. Johnny Cage laughs at the Scorpion King. Ad how do you kill the Scorpion King? Stab him with some museum souvenir spear. It doesn’t even have to be in the heart. Loser. Well, it could have been worse. He could have been on the jet powered blimp being chased by the mummy tidal wave, which basically ripped off the sand storm from the first film. MINI-DON KING Killer, baby. You ruined the movie for me. KILLER INSTINCT Save your cash for Pearl Harbor. That flick will kick ass. CHUCK ZITO Boss, who’s this Adam Loco character? KILLER INSTINCT Beats me. He’s probably a kid toucher. Better remind Satanic Bobcat about Megan’s Law. If they don’t warn the audience about Adam Loco the sexual predator, the cops might shut the show down. MINI-DON KING Speaking of the law and management, the screwed me.. err, us.. you out of millions. KILLER INSTINCT You mean Bob Barker and Plinko? Shrewd move indeed. But if Bob times two and Benway are going to mess with me, then they mess with the Anti-Franchise, full force. Look who they make me fight? Jonathan Davies, lead singer of Korn. Dude, Korn is fave band. They’ve played at my club in the past. Why couldn’t I have fought Uncle Kracker? I hate that dude. Hell, I’ll take out all of REM and Everclear in one match, if they let me. My entrance theme is “Blind”, for Christ’s sake. A test from management, obviously. MINI-DON KING And how are you going to deal with Test and BWK? KILLER INSTINCT Are you serious? MINI-DON KING I guess so. KILLER INSTINCT The reject Motley Crue roadie and the idiot with slurred speech? I’m more concerned if my toilet paper is one ply or two ply. MINI-DON KING Killer, baby. You’ll do fine in this Battle Royal. Those six others will say Bye-Bye-Bye... KILLER INSTINCT Mini-Don, don’t do that. I know I said it earlier, but I just realized The Cat is in the tourney. Him and that whole Killer N*Sync deal, gives me chills just thinking of it. MINI-DON KING Sorry, didn’t mean to do that. Gotta go, business stuff. Bye... Oops. Mini-Don King walks off. KI checks his nose, which stopped bleeding awhile ago. CHUCK ZITO Are you going to be alright, boss? KILLER INSTINCT Yeah, my nose is better already. CHUCK ZITO I’m talking about Infidelity. What the hell happened? You’ve kept quiet about it. KILLER INSTINCT Nothing I feel like discussing now. Just some shit I gotta deal with. CHUCK ZITO Look, boss. We’ll get those kidnappers... KILLER INSTINCT Kidnappers? Who the fuck said ‘Lity got kidnapped? CHUCK ZITO I heard about that phone call you got... KILLER INSTINCT What makes you think that was about ‘Lity? CHUCK ZITO But? I’m confused. KILLER INSTINCT What else is new? Look, I got to see a cat about a dog. And you need to get back on the set of OZ. Don’t worry, I’ll keep you posted. If I need you, I’ll call. Killer Instinct leaves his gym. CHUCK ZITO If Infidelity isn’t in physical danger, then who is? END CHAPTER ONE  |