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Date Posted: 11:07:25 05/16/02 Thu
Author: Pablo
Subject: XU Golf Outing

Is anybody planning on going to the Xavier Golf outing (not the alumni one but the one later in the summer) I propose that the cartel and the junior MAFIA come down and participate. Of course identitys will be shielded by cartel issued wrestling masks and bowling shirts custom made for each member (paid for by jefe of course)

Those that are mandated to attend
Pablo (jefe)
NJNP
TRUTH
MANWHORE
SNIPE
BOB HUGGINGS POLITICAL MACHINE
SKILLET

We need at least two more to round out the two foursomes - think of the fear in peoples eyes when they see eight bombed golfers wearing wrestling masks falling down on the eigth green.

Any one else want to be included?

We should also think of a travelling squad to go to the Chicago golf outing - run by Mr. Gary Griffin...

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[> I guess I have to start hitting the driving range. Can we play scramble? Can I be paired up with the Bob Huggins Political Machine? Can we go to a strip joint afterwards? That is the only way you can get Skillet to come. -- Snipe, 12:14:07 05/16/02 Thu

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[> [> I also like the fact that Pablo proposed a golf outing right after a post about about a golf outing involving gambling and hookers. I heard that Skillet is coming in on a private jet with the hookers. -- Sniper, 12:19:47 05/16/02 Thu

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[> I'm in if I can play the whole outing with my schlong and nut sack hanging out of my tight Levi 501 jeans. And I can proudly display my "Admin. takes it up the two hole!" t-shirt. Also, I date a stripper name Mahoganey and she would be happy to join us. I know Pablo would be up for that. -- The Blue Blob, 15:20:47 05/16/02 Thu

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[> [> Blue Blob makes it tough for me to decide whether I want him there. On the one hand, he wants to show us his nuts and bolts. On the other, he wants to bring us a stripper. I love strippers can really do without the peen. Please don't tell me Mahoganey has a schlong. -- Homeskillet, 13:46:40 05/17/02 Fri

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[> In light of the post that appeared on MM last night, who gets the honor of wearing an ex-Chief Couch mask? -- X-band '01, 08:47:42 05/17/02 Fri

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[> WOuld I actually have to play golf? I love the idea of swerving around drunkenly in a golf cart, but breaking my damn wrists digging up rocks and clods of dirt sucks. Maybe I can just meet you guys at the strip club. -- Homeskillet, 12:25:26 05/17/02 Fri

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[> Pablo, where are you going to find a bowling shirt/wrestling mask big enough to fit over Snipe's big ass head? On another note, where do fat midgets buy their pants? I would think it's hard to find pants with a waist of 46 and inseam of 12. You see lots of big and tall stores, but not near enough big and short stores. Has anyone ever seen the movie 18 (inches long) vs. 18 (inches tall)? A truly grotesque classic of the American cinema. -- Homeskillet, 15:26:39 05/17/02 Fri

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[> [> The cartel has a very good seamstress and will be able to react accordingly... I have not seen your movie but someone once told me about a similar swedish movie called Itsy Bitsy Bang Bang... Truly a classic from what my friend described. -- Pablo, 15:58:58 05/17/02 Fri

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[> [> [> What does the seamstress look like? Bring her along too. We know that the outing will have plenty of booze and goofy ass players, but we definitely need a bunch of slutty chicks following us around who can fetch more beer and "reward" us for playing well. I still say Snipe will need a button down bowling shirt, because no matter how great the seamstress, there is simply no shirt that requires pulling over that can fit over Snipe's head. -- Homeskillet, 17:31:49 05/17/02 Fri

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[> [> [> [> why I love homeskillet -- g-unit and a-dawg, 23:52:02 06/25/05 Sat

homeskillet, i just need to tell you that i am a midget seamstress and i find your comments extremely offensive. i would appreciate if you, in the future, could please refer to us as slutty little people. by the way, i also have an abnormally sized head. thank you for you future consideration.
oh so sincerely, g-unit and a-dawg
ps. the rewards will be exellent.

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[> If you let me play, I will not show you my schlong or nuts, but I do get donkey-punch the first person that holds up our foursome. I will not stand for slow play. Pablo, I was with you when we viewed the screen classic, Itsy Itsy Bang Bang. It was very disturbing, but somewhat entertaining. Has anyone ever seen a hot midget before? Just wondering. -- The Blue Blob, 17:36:02 05/17/02 Fri

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[> [> Ask BP, he has a midget fetish, and he dated one in college. -- Unsigned, 17:48:35 05/17/02 Fri

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[> [> [> She was a dwarf you bastard, not a midget. I can handle stubby arms and legs, but little torsos are all wrong. And my dwarf had a normal size head. And she was actually pretty hot. That, and it took both of her little hands to wrap around my package. Talk about an ego boost! -- BP, 09:18:40 05/20/02 Mon

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[> [> [> [> That's odd. I understand Snipe's mom is a dwarf. If dwarves have normal sized heads but weird arms and legs, that means Snipe and his mom have the opposite body types. That must have been one insane birthing room. -- Homeskillet, 17:15:03 05/20/02 Mon

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[> Have fun talkin about Egg U's 1 sweet 16 -- KB, 08:19:00 05/18/02 Sat

And 8 ncaa wins!!!!!!HA HAHA HA !!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ? How many Nit win's does X have??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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[> I would like to be an official cart driver and beer drinker. Unfortunately unless it is a scramble, I will hold up the foursome with my golf play. -- xu95, 13:31:06 05/18/02 Sat

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[> [> Again, I would probably fall in with xu95, a better beer drinker/cart driver than player. I like the idea of the cart driver having to get more drunk than the players he transports. Kind of an inverse designated driver rule. -- Homeskillet, 14:20:45 05/20/02 Mon

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