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Date Posted: 11:17:49 06/18/02 Tue
Author: Hank the angry dead dwarf
Subject: Kathy Griffin on Howard Stern's Show

**This is a summary of today's show. I have not changed anything.**

Comedian Kathy Griffin Comes In. 6/18/02. 8:45am

Comedian Kathy Griffin came in to promote her appearances at The Laugh Factory in L.A. every Wednesday in July and August. Howard said that she was looking better than ever for some reason. Gary and Howard wondered if she had a face lift. She said she did and figured they already knew about it. Howard said he had no idea. He spent a few minutes talking to her about what she's had done. Kathy once said that she would never have plastic surgery again because she almost died one time after having surgery. She changed her mind and had the face lift. She said they literally take your ears off your head when they do the face lift. She said it's really sick.

Kathy said that she thinks that just about every actor has plastic surgery. She said the women on ''Friends'' have probably all had surgery. She mentioned Courtney Cox as one who probably had some work done. She went on to say that she went to a doctor who may have done some work on Michelle Pfeiffer.

Howard asked Kathy if she thinks Tom Cruise has had work done. She seems to think everyone has. She said Alan Thicke has to have had some work done.

Howard said he thinks he needs some work to get rid of the laugh lines on his face. He pulled his face back and said that 5 years are taken off when he does that.

Howard heard that Kathy's mother hates him but likes Robin and thinks that she's like a prisoner on the show. Kathy told Howard her mother feels sorry for the women that appear on the show. She said that it would be okay to call her mother so Howard thought about some of the things he could talk to her about. Howard also asked Kathy about her marriage and how that's been going. She said they made it past the 9 month hurdle and they're doing just fine.

Howard made the phone call to Kathy's mother Maggie who didn't know it was going to be him. Kathy told her mother that someone would be calling but didn't say who it would be. When he made the call she knew it was Howard. Her mom said that the show was actually funny this morning. Howard asked her what it is about the show that she doesn't like. Maggie talked about the judging that Howard has his wack pack members do when girls come in to get evaluated. Howard had to explain to her what it was all about and how the women know what they're getting into when they come in. Howard wondered if it would be okay if the guys were better looking who did the judging. She said that wouldn't make it any better.

Howard wondered if Maggie finds the sexual questions he asks to be wrong. He ended up asking her if she's ever had anal sex. She didn't want to talk about anything like that but laughed when he asked about it. Howard offered her $500 to answer the question. She still didn't want to answer. Howard then offered her $1000 to answer if she's ever given her husband oral sex. She wouldn't answer though. Kathy went on to tell Howard that her mother never really talked to her about sex either. She didn't talk about sex or anything having to do with her private parts. Howard had Kathy tell her mother what her favorite sexual position was. Kathy said that she likes doggie style but she gets sore when she does it. Howard asked Maggie if that runs in the family and wanted to know if she gets sore too. She wouldn't talk about it.

Howard wanted to mess with Maggie so he asked Kathy to take her top off. She pretended to do it and then pretended to get over Howard's lap to get spanked. Maggie just listened in and didn't seem to get upset. Howard got off the phone a short time later.

Kathy said that her parents once heard the term 69 and had no idea what it meant. She said she had to explain it to them and it was very uncomfortable to do so.

Howard said the guys on the show once called their parents and asked them if they've had anal and Fred's mother was the only one who admitted she had. They spent a short time on that subject before moving on to other stuff.

Howard asked Kathy about her friend Brooke Shields and what that's like. Kathy told a story about Brooke's mother getting drunk at a wedding and making a drunken toast. She said Brooke's mother also grabbed her husband and made out with him. Howard spent more time on the story trying to cover his ass saying that he's not sure Kathy was even at the wedding so he's not sure any of this stuff actually happened. Kathy ended up getting mad at Howard because she blamed him for her telling the story. She said she wasn't going to tell the story on the air, she was going to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow being a pain in the ass but Howard pressured her into telling the story. Howard said he did no such thing though. She brought it all up and told the story on her own.

Stuttering John came in and said that Kathy's got a lot of stories to tell about people like Andy Dick and some other people. She then went on to tell a story about Jillian Barberi. She said something about Andy possibly drinking again because he was acting like he was drinking at this party she was at. She said that Jillian went off with the guitar player from Marilyn Manson's band and apparently had sex with him in the bathroom. Kathy said that's just what she was told by someone else so she's not sure if it's true. Howard told her this will probably be her second lawsuit of the day.

Kathy went on to tell another story. She said the guy who was on ''The Bachelor'' was at this charity event she was at and he was wearing more makeup than she was. She said she grabbed Ray Romano and went over to talk to the guy. She said he actually put them on hold before they could talk to him. He's completely full of himself. Kathy said that Lisa Kudrow was there giggling as she spoke to The Bachelor and he ended up giving her his number so he can try to play her love interest on ''Friends.'' Howard wrapped up the interview after that story. He told Kathy that she's the best guest because she just tells everything she knows without thinking about it.

After taking a break Howard came back and said that he was trying to get Jillian Barberi on the phone to talk about the story Kathy told. He was unable to do it but Kathy was still sticking around. When they were unable to get her on the phone Howard let Kathy go so he could move on to Robin's news segment.

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[> Picking on Gary can be a fun sport, but going after his sister and mom, especially through Howard Stern, and then posting a long narrative about it on this board is plain sad. Gary gives us enough ammo to have fun with his own inadequacies, leave the rest of his family out of it. -- Homeskillet, 14:39:26 06/18/02 Tue

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[> After reading this story, I am beginning to like Gary's sister. Why cant Gary be fun like her, and stop being a big hairy pussy! -- MANWHORE, 15:14:39 06/26/02 Wed

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[> After reading this story, I am beginning to like Gary's sister. Why cant Gary be fun like her, and stop being a big hairy pussy! -- MANWHORE, 15:15:01 06/26/02 Wed

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