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Date Posted: 20:59:48 07/23/02 Tue
Author: BP
Subject: Down with Disney

I am getting so freaking tired of everything I post on Disneyteer Madness getting deleted. I can't live in a world where retaliation for wasting my valuable reading time is not acceptable.

Long live the Cartel!

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[> They've taken down my best stuff over there. I personally think any post about smashing Snipe's testicles with a cast iron skillet should stay on any board, but not in the PC world of MM. Snipe, I know you're out there, watch out for me because I'm lurking behind the next corner to destroy your ability to make other mini-Snipes. -- Homeskillet, 12:35:21 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> I always miss the good stuff. I never get to see the controversial posts before they are deleted. I got balls of high tinsel steel, it would tack you half an hour to get through them with a diamond head drill bit. Your little skillet is of no consequence. -- Sniper, 13:28:29 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> I would imagine that your testes have been compressed for an extended period of time, giving them their strength but also causing them to be extremely itty bitty. -- Homeskillet, 13:41:24 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> Only in very cold water, Mr. Skillet. And your plan to rid the world of potential mini snipes has been foiled. Humboldt R. Snooches IV is already 18 months old, and HRS V has been swimming around for 8 weeks in the womb. -- Humboldt R. Snooches III, The Babymaker, 13:59:58 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> [> Your 18 month old has a kid on the way? How bizarre. -- Jean E. Oligee, 14:11:44 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> [> [> We start them young, but not that young. I am like George Foreman, I name all of my kids Humboldt Snooches. Actually, he didn't name them that, he named them George Foreman. -- Humboldt R. Snooches III, 14:32:43 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> Uh, Snipe? "Tinsel" is "Very thin sheets, strips, or threads of a glittering material used as a decoration" on a christmas tree. If you have high tinsel nuts, you have taken playing with yourself to a whole new level. Be really careful when you plug the lights in. I think the word you were looking for was "tensile" -- BP, 13:59:21 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> My bad, my spelling always needs work. I ripped it off a Mad Max movie. Something like "Those handcuffs are high tensile steel, it will take you ten minutes to hack through them. If you are lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five." -- Snipe's Nutsack, 14:03:03 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> [> Snipe: Congrats on knockin' your woman up again. God knows we will need more soldiers for future cartel actions. My litle NJ!NP! is fifteen months and gets a lot of baby booty. They literally droll over him. He (like his pops) is a pimp of biblical porportions and has a small stable of five baby hoes. Much love to TBHPM and his family+1! -- NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!, 14:17:26 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> [> [> I thank you, it was a lot of hard work on my part. Guys never get the credit they deserve in the birthing process, and women always overblow their own contributions. As for the little man, he has already started learing the ways of The Cartel. I just bought him the "Hooked on Pimpin" learning set the other day. Women love to hold him, and he goes straight for the rack everytime. He gets away with it too, what a champ. -- Sniper, 14:48:00 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> I am now afraid of the contents of Snipe's scrotum. Apparently, his nuts are harder than diamonds and glitter more too. On a more personal note, I need some medical input from the Cartel and its affiliates. Why do I have one nard the size of a coconut and the other the size of a pea? Does that make me weird? -- Homeskillet, 14:57:52 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> [> Maybe it's because you went shopping here, and still have a serious case of Groin Maters -- BP, 15:11:17 07/24/02 Wed

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[> [> [> [> [> . -- .., 12:45:06 07/25/02 Thu

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