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Date Posted: 23:45:58 04/03/02 Wed
Author: The Bob Huggins Political Machine
Subject: Bad Boys Bad Boys, Whacha Gonna Do?

See Donald

Donald Little has all the trappings of a cold-blooded killer. Had he not been stopped in his actions the other night, a body might have been disposed of in or near Columbus.

See Donald Run

Donald Little may be facing serious Jail time. I always thought that Donald was pretty, but now some big nasty unwashed dudes are going to see just how pretty he is. He is going to be tossing somebody's salad, and we are not talking foodservice. Donald's only option may be to jump bail and run.

Run Donald! Run!

This is our best case scenario. We joke about America's most wanted, but UC players keep getting caught. What we really need is a fugitive. The hunt for Donald Little would be the most hilarious chapter of UC basketball history. We could have daily updates. Donald sightings. We could set traps with waitresses as bait.

We need one more favor of Donald, and that is to run like the wind. Please Donald. I know you can't read, but if someone reads this to you, run! Big Don, if you run for me, I will make you a star. I challenge you that if you can stay on the lamb for three months, I will get you on America's Most Wanted. I will not eat or sleep, I will work night and day. I will buy a plane ticket to speak with Jack Walsh personally so that Donald Little can get one more night on prime time TV. All I need is Donald to make the first bold move, and I will take care of the rest. I am nothing if not determined and driven. Mark it down, I will find a way to make this happen. I just need a little help from Donald to take the first step.

Pablo, you and your Cartel have done an excellent job with exclusive Donald Little updates. You deserve high praise. I will be out of town for a week and a half, so copy your posts here. When I get back I can catch up on the current events and give you my take.

I know that breaking a promise to the Cartel could cost a man his life, so I don't do this lightly. If Donald Little runs, I will do everything in my power, I will fly out to meet the entire production crew of America's Most Wanted, I will start an email campaign to have it featured, and it will happen. John Burlew was child's play. He is just a local hack judge that was bought off by the Bob Huggins Political Machine. Exposing him for the fraud that he is was easy. I am going national with this one baby. We need Donald on the lamb in a big bad way.

In closing, I have to give credit where credit is due. I stand not alone, but on the shoulders of those that have come before me. I wouldn't be here today bathing in the esteem of my peers if it were not for the diligent efforts of two men. Despite public pressure not to reinstate Little, Bob Huggins and Roofus Goin went against the grain because they so desperately needed a big man. They ignored conventional wisdom, ethics and morals in a quest for the ultimate run in the tourney. Any man can wilt in the face of public pressure, but it takes a real man to fight for a cause that everyone knows is blatantly wrong.

BOB HUGGINS HAS NO INTEGRITY

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