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Date Posted: 16:15:25 05/01/02 Wed
Author: THE JUST AND MERCIFUL NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!
Subject: Homeskillet

Dude: I love your style, witty banter, and justifiable hatred for the French. You are "too legit to quit" and deserve some props.

I would like to nominate you for the jihad (and possible cartel membership). You have done some great work in a short amount of time and show much promise. You are a great addition to the board(s). But, the cartel needs to channel that energy into doing more bad things to good people. You need to take your rightful place at the front of the line where all the cool kids (us) have already cut. All you have to do is "Just say Yes" to the darkside.

Here's how:

Just make a really stupid, funny, and ultimately futlie gesture to show that you have totally "drank the blood." You alone decide on the act and if you are up to the challenge.

We have been watching you for some time - this is your wake up call. Time to decide if you want to be a part of the Kobra Kai.

"SWEEP THE LEG!"

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[> I am honored to receive any acknowledgement from the cartel. I would have wavered at accepting the challenge to seek membership, but the reference to Hammer ended all reservations. I am not concerned with doing more bad things to good people, for there are no good people, only people who have yet to go bad. I will do it for Johnny soon, but must carefully plot my revenge on the world. -- Homeskillet, 17:03:24 05/01/02 Wed

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[> [> Very few people know about the dark art of "doing it for Johnny." You and I may have drank many a shot at The Woods and never remembered being there. Hmm....Vader had a son he never knew too... -- NJ! NP!, 17:15:24 05/01/02 Wed

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[> This is an outrage! I have lobbied the Cartel for well over a year. I gave you John Burlew's head on a platter; the truth about Bob Goin, the Bob Huggins airplane banner, the list goes on. I have even pledged my life to The Cartel in a promise to get Donald Little on America's Most Wanted should he go on the lamb. This newbie is just a French hating drunk who eats mayo out of the jar. Outrage I tell you. This is all too much to handle, I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. -- THE BOB HUGGINS POLITICAL MACHINE, 20:41:42 05/01/02 Wed

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[> [> That's not glue you're sniffing BHPM, that's 100% Prime Grade A Cartel Fart In Your Face. -- BP, 22:12:08 05/01/02 Wed

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[> [> Quit your bitchin'. You have already earned "dark side" status and have clearly demonstrated cartel abilities. You are obviously in, we just need more soldiers for the Army of porn. -- NJ! NP!, 08:36:59 05/02/02 Thu

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[> [> [> I always told my mom that I would amount to something, little did she know it would be as a soldier in the army of porn. -- THE BOB HUGGINS POLITICAL MACHINE, 13:46:52 05/02/02 Thu

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[> [> [> I had always thought of BHPM as an honorary member of the cartel, our power faded a little bit, people got a little soft - forgot about the darkside... now that we are back in power and about to make bold statements, welcome to the ground floor of the cartel BHPM - keep up the good work -- Pablo, 07:34:05 05/03/02 Fri

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[> [> BHPM, when you say "this newbie is just a French hating drunk who eats mayo out of a jar" you are absolutely right. But you forgot to mention my porn addiction, my absolute hatred for any man who plays Pictionary or Taboo, and my utter fascination with cheeze in a spray can. How the hell do they do that? BHPM eats nuts out of a jar. -- Homeskillet, 11:54:59 05/02/02 Thu

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[> [> [> I prefer to have my nuts roasted, and salted in the shell. But don't switch the subject to my nuts. -- THE BOB HUGGINS POLITICAL MACHINE, 13:49:49 05/02/02 Thu

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[> Don't make me come back and bitch slap any of you ho's.......we all know who the REAL leader of the cartel is. THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE -- THE TRUTH, 22:46:34 05/02/02 Thu

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[> [> Yes We all know that Willard Scott is - but we weren't supposed to talk about it right TRUTH? -- Pablo, 00:23:53 05/03/02 Fri

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[> [> I am who am. Bow down before me and do my bidding. So let it be written, so let it be done! -- NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!, 10:06:04 05/03/02 Fri

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[> BHPM has hijacked a post that was supposed to be about me, all me. While I acknowledge your past contributions, BHPM, I will not forget your brazen disrespect for the skillet in this particular post. I will now form my own syndicate with Smydra and Kenny Harvey. I just don't know whether we call it the total package or no package. Maybe I can call it the swollen package. That has a nice ring to it. -- Homeskillet, 12:21:36 05/03/02 Fri

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[> [> You do deserve credit, Mr. Skillet, your work on the board is outstanding. I will take it all back, because I do not want The Cartel to clash with the swollen package, it would be a bloody mess. -- THE BOB HUGGINS POLITICAL MACHINE, 16:54:40 05/03/02 Fri

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[> [> [> The real idea behind the swollen package was to encourage the Cartel to eliminate Kenny Harvey and Mark Smydra from the face of the earth. I was trying to set them up. Again, you have foiled my plans, BHPM. -- Homeskillet, 17:33:59 05/03/02 Fri

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