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Date Posted: 09:01:27 05/02/02 Thu
Author: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE!
Subject: Tyson

This has nothing to do with XU basketball. But, you have to love this crazy mofo...(My comments in parentheses)

Tyson: I'll kill you, Lennox
By PAT SHEEHAN

MIKE TYSON has told Lennox Lewis: "You should have finished me off in New York, because I will kill you in Memphis."

Tyson hissed out his warning as he took a break from his training camp on the Hawaiian island of Maui. The American has spent the past two months preparing ferociously to face world heavyweight champion Lewis.

And he is totally convinced he will rip the WBC and IBF crowns from Lewis' head when their blockbuster bout takes place at The Pyramid in Memphis on June 8.

Former champion Tyson, remembering how Lewis was knocked senseless in his first clash with Hasim Rahman in April last year, declared: "My aim is to be professional, but to kill him." (ALL PRAISE BE TO ALLAH)

"He'll sure wanna kill me, 'cos I wanna kill him. Yet I still love him." (WHAT THE F?) "I have to love Lennox. He is my brother. But he has a fight on his hands, a real fight." (AGAIN, WHAT THE F?)

"Lewis might be more athletic, a more consummate fighter. But other than that it is going to be a pretty good clash I think, one of the real big ones."

The showdown, which will generate more than �70million, was originally scheduled for April 6. But Lewis' January brawl with Tyson amid shameful scenes at a New York press conference to publicise the battle forced it to be abandoned.

Tyson totally flipped when one of Lewis' bodyguards pushed him in the chest as he strode across a stage to eyeball his rival. He exploded in rage at having a hand laid on him by a member of his rival's camp and bit a 50p-sized lump of flesh from Lewis' left thigh.

The barbarous actions, which revived memories of the infamous night in June 1997 when Tyson chewed off a part of Evander Holyfield's right ear, forced Lewis to call a doctor to administer an immediate tetanus injection.

Iron Mike has not forgotten what happend and is still fuming. He added: "Lewis should have died that night, with his guys putting their hands on me like that. But I wasn't with the right crew. I was with guys who just wanted to be seen on television." (GOTTA HAVE THE RIGHT CREW FOR KILLIN)

"If I had been with the right crew, those guys would have been finished right there. (THAT'S DEDICATION)Those guys, when they jumped on me, they should have killed me. They should have broke me down." (PUNKS)

"How they gonna let me grab their man, grab their man and slam him down. I'm a little guy and all of them are monsters and they don't kill me. That's ridiculous."(PROPER)

"I wish I'd had my proper crew with me and we had one of those guys. They wouldn't have got up because they are just punks. (TESTIFY)

"They just want to look good, have money, get girls and be fancy. They are punks." (BITCHES)

"Lennox is what he is, but it doesn't mean I admire him." (AGAIN, WHAT THE F?) "Who cares what he is. He's cool, but he is not going to get any tickets for the world I live in. I live in a different world to the one that he does. (I NEED SOME OF THOSE TICKETS)

"It is my time now."

Tyson is clearly a crazy mofo and I can't wait for this fiasco to happen! You know he still has his college elgibility and we may need a proven enforcer to help West down low?)

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[> Apparently, Tyson has already come to Tennessee in preparation for the fight. I just saw him outside my office chewing off the bumper from an old pick up truck. He caught me looking and said "I'm gonna kill you, bitch. But I love and admire you." Then he raped a small puppy. All said, I think he's a pretty nice guy. -- Homeskillet, 12:14:58 05/02/02 Thu

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[> Donald Little would stick some metal in him. -- Sniper, 13:37:08 05/02/02 Thu

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[> [> Little and Tyson would make a great tag team wrestling team. First, Little would soften the other guys up by hitting them with liquor bottles and branding them. Then, tyson would finish them off by eating them alive, raping them, and then destroying them with his kid dynamite punch from Tyson's Punch Out on Nintendo. -- Homeskillet, 12:05:00 05/03/02 Fri

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[> [> [> BJ Grove could be their manager. If they started to lose, he could hit them over the head with a stool. -- Sniper, 16:49:54 05/03/02 Fri

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[> [> [> [> Actually, BJ and Little would be good in a transgender match, like Andy Kaufman used to do, because they both like beating up women. -- Homeskillet, 17:28:31 05/03/02 Fri

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