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Date Posted: 14:38:38 06/23/01 Sat
Author: Darth Poon
Subject: Thad sighting

I was out doing my errands today and after I stopped by the Hustler store for some �groceries.� I saw Thad by his new house. He was shirtless and had a perfectly honed Hoosier gut shaped like a Spalding basketball. He had moderate chest hair that indicated he might have some Italian blood in him. He had a farmer�s tan like most Indiana natives that displayed his preference for �wife beater� undershirts. He seemed in good spirits and was supervising several landscaping professionals tending to his sizeable lawn.

As I looked closer I realized that the lawn care engineers were actually West, Sato, Chalmers, Frey, and Brown. They each were pushing a Toro lawn mower and manicuring his lawn. Coleman, Jackson, and a few others were �on the bench� with their lawn hogs. They had already shaped his lawn like a basketball court (with two three-point arcs) and had just finished up the last foul lane. It was not Cintas, but it looked pretty sweet � especially the Mike Albert Leasing Ads in the grass. I have no idea how they did that!

The most interesting thing was that Thad had them each running plays � while mowing the lawn. It was strange yet enthralling to see our possible staring five all working together in perfect unity running back doors, pick-n-rolls, and post plays flawlessly. I am glad to report that Sato was mowing to the basket with authority! It is obvious Thad runs a tight ship and will emphasize fundamentals and discipline next year. He kept them working on a new play called �the picket fence.� He kept running that again and again and was asking if we should possibly hire a new assistant named �Skeeter.�

I was ready to leave and then I saw �it.� IT is a Butler Bulldog tattoo on his chest! I could not believe it! I don�t know if Thad got it fit in with NCAA regulation 1478.22 that all players must have at least one tattoo or that deep down his heart (and his gut) belong to Butler. I know this may be painful, but I think Thad should have his tattoo removed (or at least moved to his ass) for the good of his team and the Xavier community.

�You cannot underestimate the power of The Dark Side!�

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[> Pon is a good name for you. The vernon manor does not have a lawn! -- Your doctor, 15:14:35 06/23/01 Sat

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[> Classic!! Darth Poon rules! THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE -- THE TRUTH, 21:06:21 06/24/01 Sun

>I was out doing my errands today and after I stopped
>by the Hustler store for some �groceries.� I saw Thad
>by his new house. He was shirtless and had a perfectly
>honed Hoosier gut shaped like a Spalding basketball.
>He had moderate chest hair that indicated he might
>have some Italian blood in him. He had a farmer�s tan
>like most Indiana natives that displayed his
>preference for �wife beater� undershirts. He seemed
>in good spirits and was supervising several
>landscaping professionals tending to his sizeable
>lawn.
>
>As I looked closer I realized that the lawn care
>engineers were actually West, Sato, Chalmers, Frey,
>and Brown. They each were pushing a Toro lawn mower
>and manicuring his lawn. Coleman, Jackson, and a few
>others were �on the bench� with their lawn hogs. They
>had already shaped his lawn like a basketball court
>(with two three-point arcs) and had just finished up
>the last foul lane. It was not Cintas, but it looked
>pretty sweet � especially the Mike Albert Leasing Ads
>in the grass. I have no idea how they did that!
>
>The most interesting thing was that Thad had them each
>running plays � while mowing the lawn. It was strange
>yet enthralling to see our possible staring five all
>working together in perfect unity running back doors,
>pick-n-rolls, and post plays flawlessly. I am glad to
>report that Sato was mowing to the basket with
>authority! It is obvious Thad runs a tight ship and
>will emphasize fundamentals and discipline next year.
>He kept them working on a new play called �the picket
>fence.� He kept running that again and again and was
>asking if we should possibly hire a new assistant
>named �Skeeter.�
>
>I was ready to leave and then I saw �it.� IT is a
>Butler Bulldog tattoo on his chest! I could not
>believe it! I don�t know if Thad got it fit in with
>NCAA regulation 1478.22 that all players must have at
>least one tattoo or that deep down his heart (and his
>gut) belong to Butler. I know this may be painful,
>but I think Thad should have his tattoo removed (or at
>least moved to his ass) for the good of his team and
>the Xavier community.
>
>�You cannot underestimate the power of The Dark Side!�

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[> Just so we don't take too much of Pablo's board space I will keep it short. -- Pablo is a hypocrite!, 19:58:42 06/25/01 Mon

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[> [> Here you go - post everything that I deleted - your public awaits... let everybody see what witty banter I deleted -- Pablo J Escobar, 21:57:26 06/25/01 Mon

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[> [> [> you just don't get it! -- Pablo is a hypocrite., 22:13:03 06/25/01 Mon

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[> [> [> [> put up or shut up - post away big boy -- Pablo J Escobar, 22:32:48 06/25/01 Mon

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[> [> [> [> [> or are your posts lame, not worthy to post again - your point was made and dually noted, now share with all of us what you have to say - or shut up -- Pablo J Escobar, 22:41:06 06/25/01 Mon

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