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Date Posted: 21:06:21 06/24/01 Sun
Author: THE TRUTH
Subject: Classic!! Darth Poon rules! THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE
In reply to: Darth Poon 's message, "Thad sighting" on 14:38:38 06/23/01 Sat

>I was out doing my errands today and after I stopped
>by the Hustler store for some “groceries.” I saw Thad
>by his new house. He was shirtless and had a perfectly
>honed Hoosier gut shaped like a Spalding basketball.
>He had moderate chest hair that indicated he might
>have some Italian blood in him. He had a farmer’s tan
>like most Indiana natives that displayed his
>preference for “wife beater” undershirts. He seemed
>in good spirits and was supervising several
>landscaping professionals tending to his sizeable
>lawn.
>
>As I looked closer I realized that the lawn care
>engineers were actually West, Sato, Chalmers, Frey,
>and Brown. They each were pushing a Toro lawn mower
>and manicuring his lawn. Coleman, Jackson, and a few
>others were “on the bench” with their lawn hogs. They
>had already shaped his lawn like a basketball court
>(with two three-point arcs) and had just finished up
>the last foul lane. It was not Cintas, but it looked
>pretty sweet – especially the Mike Albert Leasing Ads
>in the grass. I have no idea how they did that!
>
>The most interesting thing was that Thad had them each
>running plays – while mowing the lawn. It was strange
>yet enthralling to see our possible staring five all
>working together in perfect unity running back doors,
>pick-n-rolls, and post plays flawlessly. I am glad to
>report that Sato was mowing to the basket with
>authority! It is obvious Thad runs a tight ship and
>will emphasize fundamentals and discipline next year.
>He kept them working on a new play called “the picket
>fence.” He kept running that again and again and was
>asking if we should possibly hire a new assistant
>named “Skeeter.”
>
>I was ready to leave and then I saw “it.” IT is a
>Butler Bulldog tattoo on his chest! I could not
>believe it! I don’t know if Thad got it fit in with
>NCAA regulation 1478.22 that all players must have at
>least one tattoo or that deep down his heart (and his
>gut) belong to Butler. I know this may be painful,
>but I think Thad should have his tattoo removed (or at
>least moved to his ass) for the good of his team and
>the Xavier community.
>
>“You cannot underestimate the power of The Dark Side!”

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[> Just so we don't take too much of Pablo's board space I will keep it short. -- Pablo is a hypocrite!, 19:58:42 06/25/01 Mon

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[> [> Here you go - post everything that I deleted - your public awaits... let everybody see what witty banter I deleted -- Pablo J Escobar, 21:57:26 06/25/01 Mon

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[> [> [> you just don't get it! -- Pablo is a hypocrite., 22:13:03 06/25/01 Mon

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[> [> [> [> put up or shut up - post away big boy -- Pablo J Escobar, 22:32:48 06/25/01 Mon

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[> [> [> [> [> or are your posts lame, not worthy to post again - your point was made and dually noted, now share with all of us what you have to say - or shut up -- Pablo J Escobar, 22:41:06 06/25/01 Mon

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