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Date Posted: 03:48:40 10/30/01 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: As the ambulance pulls away from the library, Rabid goes directly to the mythology section.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "KS is afraid of vampires, JD reveals in his delirium" on 10:06:29 10/28/01 Sun

"Rabid, honey, where are you?" comes a voice from upstairs. Rabid scowls, wondering why he can't take care of himself. Realizing the double entendre, she blushes, then gets back to studying. There must be something in these books about assassins who are afraid of vampires! Something she can use against KS.

Meanwhile, back at the klub, Bubba is yawning. The Red Speedo Revue has just finished their act. Kande scribbles a note for the Gazette's review: "Uninspired. Almost like they were there, but they weren't there." She hopes she'll remember what that's supposed to mean when she writes the column.

Bubba waves his scepter and an IG clone comes running. Kande wonders if this is the Barry White IG or a different one.

"Yes, your majesty. Right away, your majesty. Anything you say, your majesty." The IG clone bows as she backs away from the king.

Kande groans. This IG sounds like Celine Dion. Damn those Canadians! The clone goes to CW and whispers something to her. CW's face turns purple with rage. But rather than say what she's thinking, she reaches into her knitting bag and pulls out her needles. She scrounges around for some yarn and picks out two colors: pea green and violet. Knitting furiously, the item begins to take shape.

"Ew!" thinks Kande. "Why would Bubba want that?"

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