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Date Posted: 14:10:42 10/31/01 Wed
Author: CW
Subject: Because he is
In reply to: kande 's message, "As the ambulance pulls away from the library, Rabid goes directly to the mythology section." on 03:48:40 10/30/01 Tue

an idiot. No sense of style and certainly no sense of decorum. "Just wait" CW thought "you'll be sorry!" Knitting furiously, the garment began to take shape. What Bubba didn't see was that the yarn had something different about it (besides the colors.) Smiling wickedly to herself, CW kept the needles flying until voila--Boxer shorts! "Just wait until he tries the fly" she thought and chuckled to herself silently. "He'll pay for this."

Kande, watching closely started to wonder just what that funny look on her face meant. "Conference time--girls bathroom" she whispered. Nodding, CW put her needles away and stood up and walked to the door marked "Ladies."

"Hold it--where are you going?" demanded Bubba as he pulled on the boxers.

Throwing him a look that would have stopped a freight train in it's tracks, CW kept walking with that strange smile on her face. Kande, seeing that, slipped in ahead of CW wondering all the while just what was going on.

Once inside the door, the two went to the window and climbed out into the tree just outside the club. Digging into her knitting bag once again, CW pulled out a strange looking little metal box that looked strangely like a remote control. "What's that?" asked Kande rather curious about this whole thing.

Smiling, CW replied "Bubba's boxer shorts have a permanent adhesive that is activated by contact with alien skin. Stardoe discovered it on the ship and gave it to me last night. I put it in my bag and as I knitted, I pulled the yarn through it. There is absolutely no way he can take them off without loosing his skin. When he wants to use the fly (if aliens use a fly that is ;-) she though outloud) he will never get that body part back into the boxers where it belongs. Mwahahahaha! "

"That's brilliant!" gasped Kande. "What's the box for?"

Smiling mischeviously, CW whispered "I also used yarn that has an ultra thin metal wire in it. It is radio receiver wire. Basically, Bubba is wired for as long as he keeps his shorts on." Another sinister laugh escaped CW's lips. "All I have to do when he royally *&$#@&'s me off is press this little button."

"What happens then?" asked Kande, somewhat worried at this point.

"Have you ever heard of collars that are used to keep dogs from barking?" asked CW. "He'll regret the day he decided to go to the "Dark Side!"

Conference over, the two climbed back into the window and went back into the club, laughing and chatting. Knowing that they now had the upper hand, it didn't really matter anymore how they acted.

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