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Date Posted: 03:18:57 12/18/01 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: "Who spilled all over the floor?" demands kande.
In reply to: Rabid, who never makes resolutions as she is irresolute 's message, ""Hey, could you people keep it down? I am trying to NOT watch the X-Files over here..."" on 22:15:05 12/16/01 Sun

Kande glares at the klub's patrons trying to identify the guilty party. No luck. Looking down at the puddle, kande sees drops on the floor. "Aha! I bet if I follow the drops I'll find the guilty party!" she thinks to herself. Pulling a sleuthlike magnifying glass from the sleeve of her sweater, she puts on her Sherlock Holmes cap and begins following the clues. After about 10 steps, she bumps into something.

"I found the guilty party!" she yells triumphantly. She grabs Rabid and tries to wrestle the wet blanket from her hands. "Give me that wet blanket!"

"No! I need this!"

"What for?"

"So I can put a damper on things."

"Is that supposed to be funny?"

"Maybe?"

Bubba comes up behind kande with a mop and bucket. He pulls out the "caution - cuidado" sign to warn patrons of the wet floor. He grabs the blanket, holds it over the bucket and gives it a twist. He wrings the last drop out of it, then hands it back to Rabid. The blanket immediately begins dripping.

"What the...?" says kande. "How did you do that?"

"Do what?" asks kenamom, sensing an opportunity for a new tax.

"Nothing! Nothing at all!" yelps Rabid. She backs away from the gathering crowd, twisting her blanket in a nervous manner.

Stardoe takes a step toward her. "Easy, now. Let's talk this over, ok?"

Rabid whips the blanket at Stardoe.

"OW! That hurt!" Stardoe rubs the red welt on her arm. Rabid whips the blanket again. The crowd backs off.

Kenamom puts on her green visor and begins tapping the keys on her calculator. A few taps and whirs later, she rips off the tape and holds it out to Rabid. "Well, the tax for a wet blanket is pretty high, Rabid. Are you sure you want to go this route?"

Rabid takes the tape, looks at it, and goes pale. "There must be a mistake! I'm a librarian, fer crying out loud! I don't have this kind of money!"

"Well, you'll just have to get it now, won't you?" Kenamom is already calculating the late fees.

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