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Date Posted: 5/11/06 6:50pm
Author: Professor Barnswallow (Quality Products without Warranty)
Subject: Re: Distributors needed
In reply to:
Murphy O`Shazzlehandle
's message,
"Re: Distributors needed" on
4/11/06 2:44pm
Murphy,
You certainly present a good argument in the similarities between your device and the one sold by Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd. However in talking to Beloved Leader we both are mystified how you came across Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd’s device.
It seems our distribution network has some explaining to do, these were made specifically for export to only a few locations as they did not meet EU standards. These were only available in the Tuamotu archipelago and Antarctica from July to August by special order. They are no longer in production due to failing to get EU and ISO approval and generally sluggish sales. If we had done any market research we would have realized that shoes were unheard of on the Tuamotu archipelago and distilled penguin piss freezes at 28 degrees Fahrenheit. In addition in several instances the shoehorn has caught fire due to a fault in the FM radio’s Sony supplied battery pack. The Antarctic tests went equally as bad with ice forming in the holes and explosively flying in all directions when used as a rounders bat, and a malfunction in the 24 Karat Gold detector caused at least 14 deaths when in the extreme cold it started giving false readings of sheathbill droppings causing these unfortunate explorers to drift off on ice flows.
Best of luck with the doorman job and keep up inventing, Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd. is always looking for new products.
Professor Barnswallow
Senior Sales Representative
Bedbeger International
Industrial Supply Sales
Nottingham Region
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Re: Distributors needed -- ILL EAGLE (all smelling evil nose),
6/11/06 9:00am
Murphy,
As an expert on the viscosity of fresh bird droppings (particularly albatross) I feel I am well qualified to comment on your case which involves a highly specialised area of intergalactic patent law.
I think the pivotal point in this case is, what type and model of "Bird of Prey" are we talking about? The Klingons made many different types and models. What was the crew capacity, gross weight, fastest warp speed etc ...
Unfortunately, you have fallen into the trap of all amateurs, and failed to recognise the salient points.
Feel free to consult me again, on matters of intergalactic law.
ILL
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