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Date Posted: 8/12/06 3:31pm
Author: Malcolm and Jane Oomphah
Subject: Re: Furtering cure announced:
In reply to:
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
's message,
"Furtering cure announced:" on
16/11/06 8:14pm
Yo brethren!
Jane and me have been long sufferers of the dreaded furtering curse. Jane caught it off an ex-girlfriend and I in turn caught it whilst on a busman`s holiday in Peking. Here are the symptons that manifested themselves after we`d both caught the lurgy known as `Furtering.`
(1) An aversion to bright lights and dimly lit churchyards.
(Dracula type churchyards particularly nauseating and dreadful).
(2) Coughing fits during the hours of darkness and ash wednesdays.
(3) Bouts of sneezing, then wheezing, then frantic giggling episodes when bog-snorkelling or shoplifting for undies.
(4) Intermittent bouts of yodelling and wretching whilst being beaten on the cranium with an empty cast iron oil drum.
(5) ...
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Re: Furtering cure announced: -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.,
9/12/06 5:07am
My dear Malcolm and Jane Oomphah,
Seems you have particularly virulent case of Furtering, but let me ask a few questions before Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd perform their "cure".
First, your aversion to bright lights and dimly lit churchyards, do these occur at the same time? In other words is it just when your in a dimly lit churchyard and see bright lights?
The coughing fits are probably just bird flu, and giggling episodes when bog-snorkeling or shoplifting for undies is common even in persons who do not furter.
Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd, provide no warranty expressed or implied that you will not have bouts of yodeling and retching whilst being beaten on the cranium with an empty cast iron oil drum. This is part of the "cure"
Finally, leaving out complete sentences after a (5)… is a symptom of a much advanced case. Additional charges may apply.
Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. will be along shortly to start your treatment.
Should you feel Frivolously Festive, they will also "cure" that!
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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