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Date Posted: 9/12/06 5:07am
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Furtering cure announced:
In reply to: Malcolm and Jane Oomphah 's message, "Re: Furtering cure announced:" on 8/12/06 3:31pm

My dear Malcolm and Jane Oomphah,

Seems you have particularly virulent case of Furtering, but let me ask a few questions before Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd perform their "cure".

First, your aversion to bright lights and dimly lit churchyards, do these occur at the same time? In other words is it just when your in a dimly lit churchyard and see bright lights?

The coughing fits are probably just bird flu, and giggling episodes when bog-snorkeling or shoplifting for undies is common even in persons who do not furter.

Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd, provide no warranty expressed or implied that you will not have bouts of yodeling and retching whilst being beaten on the cranium with an empty cast iron oil drum. This is part of the "cure"

Finally, leaving out complete sentences after a (5)… is a symptom of a much advanced case. Additional charges may apply.

Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. will be along shortly to start your treatment.

Should you feel Frivolously Festive, they will also "cure" that!

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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