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Date Posted: 27/01/07 10:46pm
Author: Phil Esteen (Soup! I didn't order any soup!)
Subject: Re: Fat-U-Ditch Pill
In reply to:
Professor Lincoln B. Tripeman MD
's message,
"Re: Fat-U-Ditch Pill" on
27/01/07 9:50pm
My Good Professor Lincoln B. Tripeman MD,
You do seem to be a clever chap so I see no reason why not to put my trust in you. I think we could exclude the Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. of Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall, always wondered why he had me bringing round a few blacksmiths anvil’s to the docks at midnight. Funny he always insisted I wait a few block away till I heard the signal, a small caliber handgun being fired and then drive in straight away without head lamps on. However for what he was paying me I would have swum across the Thames with the bloody things tied to my waistcoat.
Re: Mel Gibson, I do hope he is not in such a state where he can’t sign his name, seems since he go onto the "religious filmmakers" bandwagon he’s been pissed more often than not. Since my Range Rover ended up in my neighbour`s duckpond twice in a weeks time I felt it best not to rush into a sales pitch till things settle down and some of the hedge grows back.
If for some reason Mel Gibson does not supply the needed signature we may need to cut in the Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. of Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall. His associate Anthony Kneebreaker has a way with getting cooperation from almost everyone.
Phil Esteen
Inventor and avid collector of trolley car memorabilia
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Re: Fat-U-Ditch Pill -- Phil Esteen (Sueman, Kneebreaker it's just business),
28/01/07 11:41am
Lincoln,
Are you really an MD? Reason I ask is it seems the Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. has been following our little plan and well Anthony Kneebreaker just came by and er… cut off my finger. Seems he dropped it into a DHL express delivery package addressed to you. I would be ever so grateful if you could re-attach it at once. Seems like a clean cut but Kneebreaker made some mention of keeping it on ice. I’ll be over as soon as I can staunch the bleeding, I’d drive over now in the Range Rover but it seems I have three flat tyre’s and I’ll have to take a hansom cab to your flat.
Just in case Shlockman has sent someone to your place don’t answer the door till you hear "rutabaga" that will be the password.
Phil Esteen
Inventor, with nine fingers and a penchant for gelatin (especially lime or orange)
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