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Date Posted: 28/01/07 11:41am
Author: Phil Esteen (Sueman, Kneebreaker it's just business)
Subject: Re: Fat-U-Ditch Pill
In reply to: Professor Lincoln B. Tripeman MD 's message, "Re: Fat-U-Ditch Pill" on 27/01/07 9:50pm

Lincoln,

Are you really an MD? Reason I ask is it seems the Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. has been following our little plan and well Anthony Kneebreaker just came by and er… cut off my finger. Seems he dropped it into a DHL express delivery package addressed to you. I would be ever so grateful if you could re-attach it at once. Seems like a clean cut but Kneebreaker made some mention of keeping it on ice. I’ll be over as soon as I can staunch the bleeding, I’d drive over now in the Range Rover but it seems I have three flat tyre’s and I’ll have to take a hansom cab to your flat.

Just in case Shlockman has sent someone to your place don’t answer the door till you hear "rutabaga" that will be the password.

Phil Esteen
Inventor, with nine fingers and a penchant for gelatin (especially lime or orange)

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