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Date Posted: 17/03/07 11:56pm
Author: Bloop Smith-Snorkle
Subject: Re: Sell-Others-Stuff
In reply to:
Grimdyke Mohamad Abudabiderbyman
's message,
"Sell-Others-Stuff" on
17/03/07 11:42pm
I visited your website and may I say that it is the biggest bunch of ARSE i`ve ever had the displeasure of laying my baby blue eyes on. Having also checked out the so-called `ancient roman ruling` I can find no trace of it whatsoever. The only conclusion I can come to (and please bear in mind i`m NEVER wrong!) is that you are a complete and utter LIAR!!!
Take my advice you sad piece of MONKEY`S MUCUS get out whilst the going`s good. Your IP address is logged and we can send the boys round at a moments notice. Think bed, think HORSES HEAD, think, LET HIM HAVE IT LUIGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely and without prejudice
Bloop Smith-Snorkle
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Re: Sell-Others-Stuff -- Rodger Thorpington III (Tawsn't me our honor),
18/03/07 1:06am
Grim,
I trust you will not be offended by my using the familiar in writing you. It just so happens I have some “other peoples stuff” that I may need to say dispose of. I will gladly provide you with documentation per rule #4 “Written notice must be given to a relative of the goods owner 1 year and 1 day prior to the obtaining of the goods.” And rule #2 in my possession for three weeks. No mature cheese is involved and I certainly have obtained said “other peoples stuff” by stealth as I am far too cautious to outright take, acquire or purloin anything. Why it was just one year and a day ago I said to my neighbors wife how he should get a new lawnmower and three weeks ago to the day I went and borrowed it from his garden shed at 2 AM. While I was there I also obtained several other small garden tools and power equipment that I would like to sell on your website.
While I am at it might as well get rid of the street cleaning machine under the tarpaulin in the back, I did also notify the council about this at least a year and a day ago and only obtained it during the time the workmen were eating lunch around the corner.
40% does seem a bit dear, but I suppose it has to do with the cheese (damned Danish ) always mucking about.
Rodger Thorpington III
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