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Date Posted: 4/05/06 8:17pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Grand Opening cancellation
In reply to: Tim Davenport 's message, "Re: Grand Opening cancellation" on 4/05/06 6:02pm

Dear Tim,

Surprisingly the former charwoman was from Kent, and a very good family at that. We obtained her services in the usual manner when her husband was unable to pay the fees due for "services" rendered. They did have eight or nine squalling children, but rest assured they are well cared after and selling the Times in the underground in shifts. As part of our "standard agreement" with all employees, we at Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall take care of the survivors and heirs. Of course we did have to collect the bank accounts and real property as in paragraph 6.4.19 of the employment agreement.

It was unfortunate after all we had done for Louise she would stoop to taking two slightly bent nickel plated paper clasps and a dried up elastic from Anthony’s office. But policy is policy and if we were to overlook even the slightest infraction where would we be?

By all means send over Mavis and your wife Cindy, if they work out I will personally see to it that your surgeon Tracey Smith is cured of her nervousness permanently or convince her to look for another line of work.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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